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Unlucky for you, You are in this situation 🤣😂 What will you do as a guy?
17/09/2025

Unlucky for you, You are in this situation 🤣😂
What will you do as a guy?

17/09/2025

Because of your faith it will happen.
Matthew: 9:29

Just say AMEN.

Shout out to my biggest guy in town. The odogwu wey no dey talk too much. On this day, I wish you all the good things t...
15/09/2025

Shout out to my biggest guy in town.
The odogwu wey no dey talk too much.
On this day, I wish you all the good things the world 🌎 carries and many more years ahead to celebrate 🎂🎂.
Happy birthday my gee.

The Game starts now. 📢Let's see who's going to win 🥇🏅🏆
10/09/2025

The Game starts now.
📢Let's see who's going to win 🥇🏅🏆

08/09/2025

Assignment Tonight. Please, write this Sentence correctly:
"TON PU EIVG LILW I"
Share this post if you get it

Please can someone tell me what's going on? Is this a Play? What type of Play is this called? Following fans
06/09/2025

Please can someone tell me what's going on?
Is this a Play? What type of Play is this called?
Following
fans

"She Insulted the Tailor for Delaying Her Cloth—Now Zip Tore at the Party!"“From slay to safety pin in one dance move.”C...
06/09/2025

"She Insulted the Tailor for Delaying Her Cloth—Now Zip Tore at the Party!"

“From slay to safety pin in one dance move.”

Chidinma had been counting down to her best friend’s wedding for weeks. She wanted to scatter the dance floor and shut down Instagram that Saturday. On Monday, she called her tailor, Aunty Fadeke, to ask about her dress.

Aunty Fadeke calmly said, “My dear, the fabric is delicate, and the lining I ordered hasn’t arrived yet. Just give me till Thursday. I want you to look your best.”

But Chidinma wasn’t having it. She sent a fiery WhatsApp voice note:
“Madam! This is why people don’t like giving tailors cloth. I gave you money two weeks ago! If you cannot sew, close your shop!”

Embarrassed and rushed, Aunty Fadeke decided to stitch the dress quickly. It looked perfect on the outside—bright, tight, shiny, but inside, the seams were crying for mercy.

Saturday finally came. Chidinma entered the hall like a superstar, wig laid, lashes dramatic, dress hugging every curve. Guests whispered, “Wow! Who’s that?” She posed for pictures, posted two reels, and waited for the DJ to drop her jam.

Then it happened. “Cough (Odo)!” filled the speakers. Chidinma screamed, “DJ, increase the volume!” She bent low, one fast whine and… RIIIIIPPPPP!

The zip betrayed her in public. A loud tear echoed louder than the music. Everyone turned. Cameras flashed. A bridesmaid gasped, “Jesus! Is that Chidinma?”

She rushed to the corner, using her gele to cover the damage, but it was too late her slay turned to safety pin emergency.

Patience saves you from public wardrobe disgrace.
Sexton photography

05/09/2025

To Science students only 🤭,
Why do Chicken drink water but they can't Urinate?

05/09/2025

Arrange this letters, 😁

"P P E L E O"

04/09/2025

You will succeed this month
🙏🙏
If you believe, drop your favorite comment
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Big shout-out to my newest top fans! Vinnie-Comedy Show, Brie Bella, Luiz Madeira, Chizzy Debby, Alph Angel We are movin...
04/09/2025

Big shout-out to my newest top fans! Vinnie-Comedy Show, Brie Bella, Luiz Madeira, Chizzy Debby, Alph Angel
We are moving
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