18/12/2024
You see village DJs... Fear them if you really want to have a successful ceremony, after hiring them.
They're demigods. The way they feel, fine and neatest boys in the village with amusing nicknames like DJ Mc, DJ wegh, DJ Pandegh, DJ One Eye and DJ Nalo dinak🤣🤣
My uncle hired one, the guy was insisting on playing Bend over dugu wara. He played the first time, was warned, did the second time, warned, did the third time, my uncle provoked, the guy provoked the more and folded his equipment, refused playing and it was already in the midnight
They've diss sounds like, if you don't give me food, I'll talk anyhow. Even if Jesus is present, give the best of meal and drinks to your DJ
On a burial that demands solemn songs, they'll play "Little girls" or "as e deh pain them, e deh sweet us" or "Tala din to(Teach him manners)" because you haven't offered them the best food and drinks yet.
Sometimes they have laptop but it's for formality, all the musics are coming from their phones, with headphone not working, once they drink their knight charger, it's what give bad boys joy they're after, not your services again 🤣🤣
See them? Your woman can leave you for them because of those creative sounds effect, like yoooh this is dj ddddj din hajer the fuçking DJ you don't wanna mess up with🤣🤣
Most time I laugh any time I attend an occasion in the village.
I hail all the village DJs in the house. You guys are doing great jobs that their pastors can't do... Let's keep the fire burning and let no one mess with our businesses🙌🙌