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10/03/2025

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06/07/2024

18/05/2024

18/05/2024

I wish our producers will stop making films where Nigerians travel abroad dey mumu.

We sell ourselves short with such storylines.

Oyibo people will never make a movie where a white man is foolish on African soil.

Instead they'll make the white man smarter than all the Africans in the movie.

It's intentional.

They use movies to sell themselves as superheroes while we use ours to run ourselves down.
Let's make movies where a Nigerian goes abroad and becomes the focal point for Oyibo people.

He or she always walks with shoulders high, with so much pride and dignity. Always on Nigerian wears. And teaches Oyibo people beautiful things they never knew about us. Offers traditional solutions to problems and becomes a leader over there.

Let's sell ourselves as superheroes as well.

17/05/2024

What is sad 😢about most families! Is that we grew up like this🤞🏾Sleeping together,Eating together, Visiting each other.But today most of us 🤔

1)Don't talk to each other.🗣️
2)Don't visit each other.👨‍👩‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧
3)Have become enemies even though we are a family.🙅🏾‍♂️
4)Accuse each other of witchcraft and jealousy.🧟🧟‍♂️💃🏿🕺🏾
5)The new generation born out of these families don't know each other because their parents, who are siblings, are no longer on talking terms.🤱🏾
6)Only meet during funerals.⛪️
The most sad part is the 😢grandmothers or grandparents who were the glue holding families together are long gone.🕊️
*And I just don’t understand the World.🌎 😳😳😳☹️☹️😏😏

16/05/2024

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.

Story end 😌😂😂😂

15/05/2024

Thank you Lord for your grace upon my life

05/05/2024

WEDDING IN ENGLAND:
Invited : 60
Present at the church: 60
Present at the reception: 58
Gifts: 58
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN AMERICA
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing Items: 0

WEDDING IN NIGERIA:
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 65
Present at the reception: 1348
Pledges - 4,000,000 naira
Paid pledges- 120,000
Gifts: 15
Envelopes: 300
Content in Envelopes: 7000 naira.
Missing items: 43 phones:-
324 spoons,
1 cake knife,
One photographer's camera missing.
Girlfriend gone with another guest.
Boyfriend looking for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
Remaining gifts missing,
4 people fighting outside,
50 chairs broken,
5 tables broken,
3 decoration curtains missing. Groom's
mother slaps bride. You can add your own experience 😅😅😅
If I made you smile 😊
Please the least you could do is to also put a smile on my face by giving me a f0ll0w on my page