30/07/2025
*🦊🐹YANKEE MOUSE🐹🦊*
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*VOTE MOD JAGABAN FOR MODACS PRESIDENT, VOTE INTEGRITY GROUP FOR MODACS OFFICIALS*
*Do you know you can actually jump from an aeroplane without using parachute? but it's once in a lifetime! 😨😨😨*
*It's not by wearing waist beads and leg chains like village chief priest can u collect TA TA TA TA for 30mins without crying?🤪🤪😂*
*Most men are single but they don't know it yet until they loss their job, don't worry, u can thank me leta😂🤣😂*
*Good day de CEO's and admin members,👴🏻honorable active members, all de sidon look dat has neva said a word in dis place , 👨👩👦👦 regular observers,🦸🏻♂🦸🏻♀ confused noise makers , 🤦🏻♀ , and my fellow latecomers 🚶🏻♀🚶🏻♀ this is just to tell you that today is still today, you can now go, thank u for listening😆😆😆🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️*
*Cute relationship is when someone is angry and says i will never talk to you again only to later come back to you to just inform you he or she is still angry with you, dat kain thing can dey sweet eehh😂😂😂*
*Imagine going to a native doctor to kill somebody, only for you to find out that the native doctor is the person's father😫😩😩*
*Dating someone for more than 4 years without any sign of marriage is no longer a relationship, it is a course, you are now studying relationship management and analysis🤣😂🤣*
*It's not advisable for two last born to marry, they may just wake up in the middle of the night and start crying and be looking for their moms🤪😜🤪*
*Name one hostel in your higher institution, don't name of your school, i will personally tell u , de school 😂😂😂🚋🏘️🏡🚋*
*Mbok no name starts with W, and ends with W if i dey lie somebori should prove me wrong🤣🤣🤣.*
*Mention that friend of yours who will never respect you, even if you become the president of Nigeria, they are everywhere and the worst thing is that you can't even do anything about they bcos you love them without knowing it 😂😂🤣*
*Sometimes you need to give people space so they can know and appreciate your worth 💪💪💪.*
*My sister u are short and u are dating a short guy my question here is who will change the bulb 💡 in your house.🤔🤔🤔*
*Ladies stop receiving cheap engagement rings💍...collect the one you can sell if the guy misbehaves...i hope the volume is okay🔊😂😂😂*
*My sister, there is no need to brag about your curve, even blackberry had curve too, where is blackberry now? 😝😝😝*
*Ladies please look inside your bra, are you proud of what you are seeing? if yes, let us see it too to confirm 🤪🤪🤪*
*Any doggy without the sound, Ta! Ta! Ta is a scam, report the guy to the nearest police station, lemme come and be going🚶🚶🚶*
*As the president of virgins association of Nigeria (VAN) i hereby resign......i can't cope with this weather any more😞😞😞*
*A brand new toyota camry 4 sale. Notin do am, you will just change the engine, gearbox, windscreen, tire, seat, bonnet, steering and the door😂😂😂.*
*What ruins your day FASTER? 😭 no data? , no Light🕯️?😉 no text from ur babe or boo? 💸 no alert drop? reply fast, you can say your own if it's not listed among the one's here😂😂😂.*
*You sabi ignore boys no mean say your babe 😚go dey ignore girls oooh you go learn very hard, just dey play first 😂😂😂*
*Behind every successful guy, there are plenty of ladies he has refused to send money to💪💪💪*
*As i no reply you, some people self no reply me self, no reply some people 1-1 Draw!*😂💔
*After checking genotype and blood group and It's perfect, please try check family curse too, whether you fit break am, also try check their characters in the family as well too because some people family na case🤣🤣🤣*
*In 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚 w𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 guy's 𝐫oo𝐦, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 9 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐥o𝐮𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 j𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 l𝐮𝐝𝐨😂😂😂*
*On judgement day some people will still tell God, sir please i can explain, explain wat? broda, abi na sister, enter hell oh jare😂😂😂*
*I feel like transferring 5K each to four members that does not have sense but i found out that all of you have sense so clap for yourselves👏👏👏*
*One of the advantages of being a beautiful girl is that you will buy something in the market and pay with your phone number ugly girls ayam sorry😂😂😂*
*May all the phones of those who don't chat or say a word in all the groups be stolen or fall into a basin of water, can someone say amen🤣😂🤣*
*Please while praying for those in prison, remember those wearing engagement rings 💍 for 3 years too.😂😂😂*
*GOOD MORNING AFTERNOON EVENING MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS😘😘😘*
