11/09/2023
Today, I'm remembering my catecists late Wife.
So Cati and his wife had kids before he was appointed to work in the vineyard of da lord, three girls.
The wife would go ahead to get pregnant again, they obviously wanted to try again to see if they'd get a fine baby boy.
Nwunye Cati gave birth and it was a pretty baby girl again. Well they tried yet again and it was another pretty baby girl.
5 girls, ages 8,6,5,2,0 as at then.
Nwunye Cati locked up and said she wasn't having any other baby because her pregnancies bugodi high risk...baby 3,4,5 she had them through CS.
Nwunye Cati was a very pretty Woman, tall and sleek like a gazelle. You'd never know she has kids because of her body type. She was a force in the choir.
Now Cati wanted them to try for baby number six and since she refused, it dropped at the parish priests desk...well the church had to tell her to try again why?
Cos who knows? Chineke might ruo oru ebube and she'd miraculously get a fine baby boy.
Nwunye Cati took in again and on the 8 month, suddenly had a seizure at past midnight...her BP was off the roof.
Before they'd get help and shii, our priest, former now was the one who took them to the hospital...she was pronounced DOA.
They quickly tried to save the baby, a pretty baby girl but she was too weak...she joined her mother the next day.
Weeks later, the church chattered bus and parishioners went down to Ishiagu to bury Nwunye Cati.
Cati shaved his hair and mourned...the church mourned. The kids kept coming to church.
Six months plus later, Cati introduced a fine lady to the church as a potential spouse...he cannot take kiarruf the kids by himself, the church said.
The ban of marriage was announced, she had to undergo baptism and first holy communion and Cati got a new wife, wedded by the same priest that drove Nwunye Cati to the mortuary.
Months later, she was heavily pregnant.
Cati's kids stopped coming to church.
He said he took them down to the mother nor na village na odi cheaper.
Kids in the village while cati and the new wife, wore to match in church.
Cati's wife put to birth, a pretty baby girl.
A year plus later, she had another baby, a baby girl.
Cati feeling na the devil was after him, decided to try outside...he had a fling that resulted in pregnancy.
The church found out he committed the dreaded Adultery and disrobed him. We got another cati.
Cati brought in his new Woman into his house...he left the church and turned into a full fledged polygamist.
Cati's new Woman gave birth some months later to a...
Yup, you guessed right. A pretty baby girl.
You see Men, you see Women?
We must learn a lesson!