25/09/2025
At 23, Azziad was out here signing a mortgage worth 25 million. Me at 23? I was still signing MOU at Mama Mboga’s kiosk and running away from M-Shwari like it was KRA. For her to even qualify for that loan at 23, she must’ve built a brand so strong even the bank manager didn't blink twice while facilitating the loan.
Now, broke people with no clear future ahead want to roast her. Omwami, your contribution to the economy is shouting WANTAM & TUTAM, hakuna kitu ya maana. Azziad might have stretched her budget a bit, like how we stretch unga until chapati looks like a transparent infinix screen protector.
But she’s 25. That’s the age for experimental mistakes. The only difference is, when we failed, it was with relationships and cheap Subaru loans. Hers just came with more zeros. Me personally, at 26, my car loan nearly sent me to Sayuni direct, and I was already rehearsing “Nimepumzika kwa mikono ya Yesu” until my brother rescued me with some wisdom and motivated me to keep pushing even harder. So Azziad is not alone.
This girl is not your average Gen Z TikTok philosopher who only thinks in 15-second clips and fantasizes on Habanos counterfeit liquor. She dared to dream bigger than Nairobi County’s potholes, and even if she stumbled, at least she stumbled with style.
May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the daughter of Nabongo Mumia through this financial Gethsemane. Sisi k**a weak men tunangoja arushe paybill number tumtowe kwa shimo bcoz women with flat tummy, flexible waist & watery nyash deserves a second chance.🥹