28/07/2025
🎪 BREAKING: Alternative Definitions of SONA According to AI! 🎪
As President Marcos Jr. delivers his annual SONA: State of the Nation Address — this is what it REALLY means to ordinary Filipinos:
🧠 State of No Accomplishment – One hour of scripted drama, zero real results.
😤 State of Nationwide Abandonment – Sa hirap ng buhay ngayon, parang iniwan tayong lahat.
💸 State of Nakaw Administration – Kung saan confidential funds grow, and accountability disappears.
🙄 Speech of Nothing Achieved – Recycled promises, repackaged lies.
🏃♂️ State of Never-ending Alibis – Laging may dahilan. Never sila ang may kasalanan.
💼 Sipsip Over Nation’s Agenda – Foreign powers first, Filipinos last.
📉 Sablay Over National Affairs – Epic fail sa basic governance.
🔥 Sobrang Oportunismo, Nakaw, Atake – Pera-pera na lang. Diskarte, hindi serbisyo.
🎭 Showbiz Oriented National Address – Parang awards night, pero walang parangal para sa bayan.
💀 Silence On National Abuses – Corruption, Greed, injustice… lahat tahimik.
💸 S.O.N.A. = Standard Operating Nakawan Activity
– A yearly celebration of prostituted budgets and vanishing public funds!
📺 S.O.N.A. = Showbiz Over National Agenda
– More camera angles than solutions. Parang Netflix, pero walang happy ending.
🤥 S.O.N.A. = Speech Of National Amnesia
– Let’s pretend corruption isn’t real. Gaslighting 101.
🪙 S.O.N.A. = Sweldo Over National Advancement
– Public officials get richer. Public services get poorer.
🧽 S.O.N.A. = Sabon Orasyon, Nilubid ang Asal
– Nililinis ang imahe habang nilulubid ang leeg ng taumbayan sa kahirapan.
🥷 S.O.N.A. = Sipsip Over National Accountability
– As long as you’re loyal to the powerful, you’re untouchable. Kahit magnanakaw ka pa.
🚨 S.O.N.A. = Silence On National Atrocities
– Walang kasakiman, pagmamalabis, o press freedom violation sa mundo ng Malacañang.
📉 S.O.N.A. = State Of Nosediving Aspirations
– Sa taas ng presyo, trapik, utang, at unemployment… dreams delayed, dignity denied.
Ito pa:
🤡 Sitcom Of National Atrocity
📺 Storytelling Over Nation’s Anguish
🤷♂️ Sana Oras Na ng Accountability
🧾 Standard Operating Nakawan Activity
💡 BONUS: More “Official” Definitions Unreleased by Malacañang:
🔫 State Of Neocolonial Allegiance – USA, Japan, Australia… sino pa bang susunod?
📢 Speech Of Never-ending Announcements – But never-ending din ang delays.
🎓 State Of Napakababang Antas ng Edukasyon – Sa trolls at TikTok na lang kumukuha ng facts ang kabataan.
🍽️ State Of Nakapila Always – Rice, ayuda, trabaho, passport, SIM registration. Laging pila, laging bitin.
SATIRE ITO. SATIRE.
Just a repost from Mr. fb page
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