Adrian Søbyskogen

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19/08/2026

Spend more time with customers. Less time prompting.

31/07/2026

Everyone is dunking on Leopold Aschenbrenner today. Let me tell you who they’re dunking on.

German kid. Moved to New York alone at 15. Columbia valedictorian at 19.

Worked for Sam Bankman-Fried. Quit before FTX blew up.

Joined OpenAI’s Superalignment team at 22. Fired for warning the board about Chinese espionage.

Wrote a 165-page essay predicting AGI by 2027.

Raised $225M from the Collison brothers, Nat Friedman, Daniel Gross, and Jane Street.

Turned that $225M into $45 BILLION in 24 months. +1,000% since inception. +439% in the first half of 2026 alone.

Then July happened. 4x leverage met an AI selloff. Ken Griffin’s Citadel bought his entire public book in one block trade before Thursday’s open.

But he still owns ~$5B of Anthropic pre-IPO. And a new capital window opens August 1st.

Would you invest?

25/06/2026

So they are a crowdfunding platform for women that want to realize their dreams. And then she has mostly male users.

But she don’t want to raise money from her own platform because she doesn’t want a man funding her.

So she is in an investor meeting with me, and when I am confused - I am the one hating women.

17/06/2026

He said his cofounder was ex-Google 😂

14/06/2026

Sometimes these meetings are difficult when it is an obvious no.

11/06/2026

Is it really discrimination if you pay what they ask for?

10/06/2026

I ask for this in every single meeting. It keeps getting misinterpreted.

09/06/2026

When a company goes public it is given a ticker symbol, normally with 4 letters.

There has been so many companies going public last years, specially this upcoming summer that the options left are getting slimmer.

He was not happy.

Click link in my profile if you are curious about investing in the companies before they enter the stockmarket.

08/06/2026

He looks like «Doc» from Back to The Future!

But his ideas are not thought-provoking enough. Except for the toys. The toys…

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