Crankiepantsnz

22/09/2026

Ordered a black shower mixer when it was meant to be brushed nickel, and yes, I had actually been told 😅

21/09/2026

If you have ADHD you already know exactly how this goes 😅

20/09/2026

Apologies to my Minister of Interiors 😅
Tag yours 👇

19/09/2026

Just a quick reminder: the ensuite used to look something like this 😅
Glad I put the mask on for this one.

18/09/2026

The ultimate escape room is actually just a house renovation 😅

17/09/2026

Twelve months on this ensuite and the heated towel rail is finally warm, so Nic picks that exact moment to mention the colour 😅

16/09/2026

Someone in the comments reckoned my burnt fence just needed googly eyes. They weren't wrong 😅

16/09/2026

I did not expect a fence fire to be the reason for a national news article, but here we are 🤷‍♂️😂
Thanks for all the interest in our weird fence situation, we are no closer to finding out exactly what happened but have been enjoying all of the hilarious suggestions 🎃⚡️🐜👻 🐉 *insert lazer kiwi flag here 😆

A blaze with no obvious cause had firefighters scratching their heads and followers reaching for everything from rogue embers to wizards and the Laser Kiwi.

15/09/2026

More fence fire questions rolled in, so we ran them down again. No, it wasn't deliberately lit, and no, it wasn't the power line either.
The leading theory now is someone's genuine "I cast fireball" comment, and we're not ruling it out 😅
Still rebuilding that panel next week though.
Follow along if you want to see it done!