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The Whangamatā Herald, Whangamata (2026)

07/09/2026

A local man returning to Whangamatā after an extended overseas stint has reportedly been left questioning whether he has actually returned to the correct town after discovering Oliver’s Bakery has mysteriously disappeared.

The man, who had apparently been looking forward to returning to the familiar surroundings of 100 Aickin Road, is said to have approached the bakery before stopping abruptly.

“Where the f**k is Olivers?” he reportedly asked.

According to witnesses, the man spent several seconds staring at the building before checking his phone, looking around the surrounding area and ultimately concluding that he had, in fact, not somehow landed in a different town.

The location is now home to Dough & Bean Bakery, a rebrand that appears to have taken place entirely without consulting Whangamatā residents who have been overseas.

“I leave for a bit and suddenly everything has changed,” the man reportedly said. “I don't know what’s going on anymore.”

The returning local is believed to have walked past the entrance approximately three times before finally entering and asking a staff member what the f**k happened to Olivers.

Staff reportedly confirmed that the bakery was still the same place, despite the complete lack of any recognisable signage.

At press time, the man was understood to be coming to terms with the situation and had reluctantly accepted that Dough & Bean is, in fact, the new Olivers.

Further investigation into whether anything else in Whangamatā has changed while he was away is ongoing.

31/08/2026

After years of speculation, internet theories and an alarming amount of confidence from local residents, Rockstar Games has finally confirmed that Grand Theft Auto VI is not set in Whangamatā.

The revelation follows the release of the game's extended look, which gives fans a much closer look at the world of GTA 6 — and, unfortunately for Whangamatā, contains absolutely no evidence that Rockstar has recreated the Coromandel.

There is no Williamson Park. No Port Road. No New World. Not even a suspiciously modified Hilux parked across two footpaths.

Rockstar has instead confirmed that the game takes place in the fictional US state of Leonida, including Vice City.

In retrospect, however, the Whangamatā theory was beginning to fall apart.

While the town certainly has beaches, palm trees, expensive cars and people who occasionally drive like they're being pursued by police, it is severely lacking in one of the most important requirements for a Grand Theft Auto game: crime.

Whangamatā reportedly has so little serious crime that attempting to recreate the town in GTA would leave players with remarkably little to do.

A typical mission could involve stealing a shopping trolley from New World before returning it 15 minutes later after feeling guilty.

Weapons would also present a problem.

While GTA 6 features an impressive arsenal of fi****ms, Whangamatā residents are believed to have significantly easier access to a chilly bin, a fishing rod and a set of golf clubs.

One local reportedly suggested Rockstar could have solved the problem by adding a mission where players attempt to locate a fi***rm in town.

“Good luck,” they said.

The extended look has therefore confirmed what many Whangamatā residents are now reluctantly accepting: GTA 6 is not about us.

The news has been met with disappointment across the town, although several locals remain convinced Rockstar could still surprise everyone with a Whangamatā DLC.

At press time, the Herald understands Rockstar has yet to comment on whether players will eventually be able to spend $17 on a sausage roll at a local bakery before driving around for 45 minutes looking for somewhere to park.

16/08/2026

TVNZ journalist Paddy Gower has spent a night experiencing one of New Zealand’s most overlooked forms of hardship: staying in a $3 million beachfront bach.

The property, which boasts sweeping ocean views, designer furniture, expansive decks, multiple living areas and enough glass to make birds question their own existence, was initially described by Gower as “pretty flash”.

However, the mood reportedly changed shortly after sunset.

“It was weird,” Gower said. “There was no traffic noise, nobody yelling outside and I couldn't hear a single person arguing about a parking space.”

The journalist also expressed concerns about the lack of amenities normally associated with roughing it.

“There wasn't even a dairy downstairs,” he said. “I had to walk approximately three minutes to get anything.”

The situation became particularly difficult when Gower discovered the bach did not have a Taco Bell around the corner.

“I just don't understand how people are expected to live like this,” he said.

Despite having a fully equipped kitchen, Gower reportedly spent several minutes staring into the fridge before concluding that there was “nothing to eat”.

A private outdoor deck overlooking the ocean also failed to impress.

“It was beautiful, but there was nowhere to sit and watch someone get refused entry to a bar.”

By midnight, Gower had reportedly begun questioning whether the $3 million property was actually worth the asking price.

“It’s got everything,” he admitted. “Except the things that actually matter.”

The following morning, after a full night's sleep on a comfortable couch, Gower emerged from the property looking rested but visibly troubled.

He concluded that while the bach was certainly nicer than sleeping on cardboard, it lacked the sense of community, convenience and immediate access to questionable late-night food that Auckland’s streets provide.

Gower has since returned to Auckland, where sources say he was last seen standing outside a convenience store at 2am, staring longingly at a packet of $2 noodles.

06/08/2026

A growing movement to declare Whangamatā an independent nation has taken a significant step forward after councillors voted to investigate what supporters are calling "a future where local decisions are made by locals."

The proposal, put forward during this week's council meeting, would see the seaside town separate from New Zealand and establish itself as the Republic of Whangamatā, with campaign organisers arguing locals are "perfectly capable of running the place themselves."

Draft plans presented to councillors include the establishment of a national parliament, customs agency and defence force, along with a Ministry of Surf Conditions and a Department of Pie Affairs to oversee what would become the country's official food.

Supporters have also proposed a seasonal border checkpoint at Kopu, where Aucklanders would be required to present a visitor visa between Boxing Day and Waitangi Weekend. Residents, however, would be able to use a dedicated "Local Express Lane."

Campaign organisers insist the movement is about improving local decision-making, citing traffic congestion, parking shortages and rising holiday crowds as evidence that "Whangamatā's interests aren't always being put first."

The Republic's official flag was unveiled during Tuesday night's meeting and will reportedly begin flying outside council facilities "as soon as independence becomes official."

Not everyone is convinced. Critics have questioned whether a nation of fewer than 5,000 permanent residents could realistically function, although supporters argue the town already manages a population several times that size every summer.

While there is currently no legal pathway for Whangamatā to become an independent country, organisers remain optimistic and have announced plans to begin collecting signatures in support of a public referendum.

Council has confirmed a feasibility report will be commissioned, with initial findings expected before the start of the summer holiday season. A spokesperson added that, should independence proceed, New Zealanders would "always be welcome"—provided they apply through the proper channels before arriving.

18/07/2026

The Thames-Coromandel District Council has formally acknowledged Whangamatā resident Margaret Hales for her continued contribution to public awareness after she once again reminded the town that it was bin collection day.

The post, published to Whangamatā's Original Noticeboard at approximately 6:37pm, simply read, "Bins out tonight 😊", prompting a wave of activity across the township as residents hurried to wheel their rubbish and recycling to the kerb.

While the council distributes an annual kerbside collection calendar to every household, maintains an online collection schedule and issues updates whenever collection days change, officials admitted the systems remain "largely ceremonial" until Margaret confirms the information on Facebook.

"We've found most residents don't fully commit until they see Margaret's post," a council spokesperson said.

"At that point the bins start appearing almost immediately."

Council estimates more than 90 percent of Whangamatā's wheelie bins reach the kerb within twenty minutes of Margaret's weekly reminder, making it one of the district's most effective public information campaigns.

Officials admitted there was brief concern earlier this year after the familiar reminder had not appeared by 7:00pm.

"We considered issuing an emergency reminder ourselves," one staff member said. "Fortunately Margaret posted at 7:04pm after returning from the supermarket. The situation was quickly brought under control."

Residents say the annual collection calendar is useful as a guide but agree Margaret's post remains the definitive confirmation.

"I'd already checked the calendar twice," one resident said. "But you don't want to be the first house to put your bins out if she's forgotten."

At the time of publication, next Monday's collection remains scheduled as normal, pending Margaret's confirmation on Sunday evening.

17/07/2026

The United Nations has confirmed Whangamatā will become home to its new Pacific Headquarters, with construction set to begin on the vacant section between Sunny's and A1 Homes on Port Road.

The organisation said the location was selected following a comprehensive international assessment involving accessibility, infrastructure, political stability and "other factors which remain confidential."

The headquarters will serve as the UN's primary administrative hub for the Pacific region, bringing hundreds of international staff and regular delegations from member states to the Coromandel.

A spokesperson said the site was chosen over several competing proposals throughout Australia, Fiji and New Zealand due to its "long-term strategic potential" and availability of a centrally located section.

Sunny's will remain in its current premises, with the UN reportedly identifying the neighbouring $2 shop as "a strategically important supplier of office consumables and miscellaneous plastic items."

As part of the security arrangement, United Nations peacekeepers will be permanently based in Whangamatā. During peak holiday periods, blue helmet patrols will be deployed along Port Road to assist with traffic management, monitor illegal U-turns, and de-escalate disputes over parallel parking. The UN said the deployment was considered a "proportionate response" to January traffic conditions.

Additional security measures will include permanent vehicle checkpoints surrounding the headquarters and regular visits from senior international officials.

The headquarters is expected to become one of the largest employers in the district and significantly increase commercial activity in the surrounding area.

Construction is expected to begin following final approval from the Thames-Coromandel District Council, with the first diplomatic delegation anticipated to arrive shortly afterwards. Council representatives have welcomed the announcement, describing the development as "an exciting opportunity to strengthen Whangamatā's role on the international stage."

16/07/2026

Following the record-breaking success of UFC Freedom 250, UFC President Dana White has confirmed the promotion's next major event will take place in the New World supermarket car park in Whangamatā.

White said the event is intended to "raise the bar once again," with the organisation looking to surpass the scale of UFC Freedom 250 by delivering what has already been described as the largest sporting event in the Coromandel's history.

Construction of the temporary arena is expected to begin next month, with an 8,000-seat grandstand, championship-sized octagon and broadcast facilities to be installed throughout the New World car park. The supermarket will close for the entire day of the event while crews complete the venue conversion.

The event will feature a full UFC Fight Night card, with fighters making their walkouts through the supermarket's automatic doors before entering the octagon. The produce department has been designated as the official fighter warm-up area, with fruit and vegetables temporarily relocated to other areas of the store.

A UFC spokesperson said Whangamatā was selected after an extensive international venue search.

"After UFC Freedom 250, Dana wanted to do something bigger," the spokesperson said. "Whangamatā immediately stood out. Few venues can offer this level of atmosphere while also being within walking distance of the beach."

Residents have been advised to complete grocery shopping the day before the event, with New World remaining closed from midnight until the arena has been dismantled.

The Click & Collect bays will be reserved for fighters and officials, while the loading dock has been converted into the official athlete entrance. Event organisers say the venue comfortably meets UFC requirements despite being primarily designed for weekend grocery shopping.

Local businesses are expected to benefit from the influx of visitors, with accommodation providers already reporting increased interest. If the event proves successful, UFC officials have indicated Whangamatā could become a permanent fixture on the promotion's annual calendar, cementing its place alongside Las Vegas, Abu Dhabi and, now, the New World car park.

16/07/2026

In a move described as "transformational for the Coromandel economy," Costco has confirmed it has purchased Williamson Park and intends to replace the beachfront reserve with one of the largest warehouse stores in the Southern Hemisphere.

Plans lodged with council show a massive warehouse, fuel station, tyre centre and food court, alongside a car park containing enough spaces for every permanent resident of Whangamatā. Developers say the oversized car park is necessary to accommodate Auckland shoppers expected to make the trip every weekend.

Costco executives said the beachfront location was chosen because it offers "excellent ocean views while queueing for rotisserie chickens."

As part of the redevelopment, beloved local café Blackies will not be demolished but instead relocated inside the Costco warehouse, where customers will reportedly need to present a valid membership card before ordering a flat white.

The proposal has also sparked debate after plans revealed that the neighbouring beach will only be accessible to active Costco members, with non-members encouraged to "admire the ocean from the car park."

The Whangamatā Surf Life Saving Club, which currently overlooks Williamson Park, will not be relocated under the proposal. A Costco spokesperson acknowledged this could complicate emergency response times but said "public safety isn't at the forefront of Costco's mission statement."

Council documents indicate construction could begin as early as next year, with the existing green space making way for bulk grocery aisles and a 24-pump fuel station.

Despite attracting thousands of submissions within hours, officials say the project is expected to proceed after Costco reportedly offered every councillor a lifetime Executive Membership and unlimited $1.50 hot dogs.

15/07/2026

Auckland Transport has unveiled plans for Whangamatā Station, marking the latest stage of the City Rail Link expansion with a direct rail connection between Auckland and the eastern Coromandel.

Under the proposal, trains will operate every 20 minutes between Britomart and Whangamatā, stopping only at Karangahape, Mt Eden, Newmarket, Puhinui, Papakura, Drury, Thames, and Whangamatā. Auckland Transport says the completed line will allow passengers to travel from central Auckland to the beach in just 1 hour and 47 minutes.

The project requires the construction of more than 180 kilometres of new electrified railway, several tunnels through the Coromandel Ranges, and what planners have described as "a modest amount of earthworks."

Despite the engineering challenges, Auckland Transport says the extension is simply the next logical step following the completion of the City Rail Link.

"This has been in the long-term plan for at least the last couple of weeks," an AT spokesperson said.

As part of the proposal, the former Community Services building at 101 Casement Road, opposite Bucks Sports Bar, will be repurposed into Whangamatā Station. Plans include HOP card gates, real-time departure boards, bicycle parking, accessible platforms, and a café that will reportedly charge Auckland prices to help passengers feel at home.

KiwiRail says freight services will also operate on the line, although it has yet to explain what freight is expected to travel between Auckland and Whangamatā besides chilly bins, surfboards, and forgotten jandals.

Construction is expected to begin next year, with completion targeted for 2029, assuming no one notices how far away Whangamatā actually is.

The project is expected to cost $94.6 billion, approximately 2,950% over budget, with officials describing the final figure as "comfortably within expectations for a major Auckland infrastructure project."

15/07/2026

Scientists have confirmed that Donut Island is not, in fact, a donut.

The findings, published this week following a three-year geological study conducted by researchers from the University of Paeroa's Institute of Important Island Questions, conclude the popular Whangamatā landmark is composed primarily of volcanic rock rather than dough, icing or other baked goods.

Lead researcher Dr. Briar Jameson said the team reached its conclusion after extensive field sampling, laboratory testing and "several fairly obvious observations."

"We can now say with complete confidence that Donut Island contains no dough, no icing and no sprinkles," Dr. Jameson said.

"While the island does feature a hole through the centre, this alone does not satisfy the internationally accepted definition of a donut."

Researchers collected dozens of rock samples from the island before comparing them against a range of commercially available donuts. The study found no meaningful similarities beyond both objects being roughly circular.

The findings are expected to bring an end to decades of public confusion, with researchers estimating millions of tourists have incorrectly assumed the island was, at some stage, edible.

Co-author Professor Lance Hampton said the conclusion represented one of the most significant geological discoveries in recent years.

"People have spent generations calling it Donut Island without stopping to ask whether it actually met the criteria of a donut," he said.

"Science exists to answer difficult questions."

The Department of Conservation confirmed information boards surrounding the island will remain unchanged, noting that changing the name at this stage would likely create more confusion than leaving it as it is.

When asked whether the findings would affect tourism, local kayak operators said bookings remained steady, adding that visitors appeared largely unconcerned by the island's lack of pastry.

The research team has since shifted its focus to several other unanswered questions, including whether Slipper Island is, in fact, a slipper, and whether Hot Water Beach is actually hot. Preliminary findings are expected later this year.

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