Two Boring Old Men Podcast

10/04/2026

The ultimate sarcastic anthem for anyone who's ever been told their normal human emotions need "fixing" with a little white pill.

From chemical imbalance bingo to "it's just a relapse," this track roasts modern psychiatry, Big Pharma hustle, gaslighting doctors, and the endless cycle of "take two and call me in the morning."

If you've ever been handed a prescription faster than you could finish your sentence, this one's for you.

Lyrics highlight:

"Just pop the pill, you'll be fine!
Ignore the zaps and the rage and the mind.
PSSD? Withdrawal? That's all in your head!" Expect zero medical advice.

Maximum sarcasm guaranteed.

The ultimate sarcastic anthem for anyone who's ever been told their normal human emotions need "fixing" with a little white pill.From chemical imbalance bing...

01/04/2026

New Episode now on YouTube

Bob and Jeff are on air again from beautiful Boquete, Panama with another unfiltered chat over a few cold ones in Episode 8 of the Two Boring Old Men Podcast...

30/03/2026

New episode out now. Video on Monday.

Also on Spotify.

Bob and Jeff are on air again from beautiful Boquete, Panama with another unfiltered chat over a few cold ones in Episode 8 of the Two Boring Old Men Podcast!
In this episode, the lads cover:

The recent Grok Imagine price hike and paywall shift — why the free tier disappeared and how it’s now SuperGrok territory
Why toilets in big houses sometimes act weird (you’ll never look at plumbing the same way again)
Staying busy and making the most of retirement life
The thrills (and slight terror) of zip lining and hanging bridges in Boquete
Why Panamanians always seem so genuinely grateful
The incredible story of golf that literally saves lives
Why we fall in love with certain music genres (and why others just don’t hit the same)
That classic last pint, peer pressure, and the legendary credit card game

As always, expect plenty of laughs, tangents, and real talk from two expats enjoying life in the mountains of Panama.
If you’re retired, thinking about retiring abroad, or just enjoy a good old-fashioned bloke’s chat — this one’s for you!
🍺 Drop a like if you’ve ever been peer-pressured into one last pint!
💬 Let us know in the comments: What’s the weirdest thing that’s happened to you in retirement?
📍 Broadcast from Boquete, Panama
🎙️ Two Boring Old Men – proving retirement doesn’t have to be boring.
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Bob and Jeff are on air again from beautiful Boquete, Panama with another unfiltered chat over a few cold ones in Episode 8 of the Two Boring Old Men Podcast!In this episode, the lads cover:The recent Grok Imagine price hike and paywall shift — why the free tier disappeared and how it’s now Supe...

23/03/2026

Full podcast now on YouTube () & Spotify

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl68H9LyiyI&t=80s

22/03/2026

Join the Two Boring Old Men as they prove that retirement in Boquete is anything but dull. Bob starts with a painful bedtime surprise (a scorpion sting that had him questioning life choices), Jeff counters with his heroic (or hapless) walk straight into an angry bee colony. They marvel at the magical fireflies dancing in Boquete, chat about local wildlife quirks, and Jeff reflects on his career coding at Raytheon—because nothing says "exciting podcast" like legacy aerospace software stories. But the real fireworks come when Bob unleashes his frustrations with UFO "experts," they dive into Brazil's legendary Varginha alien encounter (creatures, crashes, and cover-ups), and break down a fresh multiple-witness UFO sighting in their own backyard. Stings, swarms, and saucers—another thrillingly ordinary episode.

Join the Two Boring Old Men as they prove that retirement in Boquete is anything but dull. Bob starts with a painful bedtime surprise (a scorpion sting that ...

03/03/2026

Comments, such as this, break my heart as I've struggled at the hands of prescribed toxicity too. I survived to tell my story.

Happy that "Pills For The Mirror" is giving a voice to those less fortunate than me.

"Finasteride took my son's life. This song speaks for him, since he no longer can. Thank you."

https://youtu.be/yxnDc8Rn9rc?si=biMzVds2uS7YUai4

01/03/2026

1,2,3.

Three of my video creations now appear on the new RXisk blog post.

The videos are about the dangerous side of acne & hair loss meds, namely isotretinoin and finasteride.

It's my hope that they can help raise awareness further.

In the Isotretinoin and Consent and the Finasteride and Consent posts we encouraged readers to make their own videos. Our aim was to contrast the BAD Isotretinoin video with something more decent. But lots of those whose lives or families have been badly damaged by isotretinoin or finasteride want s...

31/01/2026

Dive into one of the most famous UFO cases in history: the Varginha Incident of 1996 – often called Brazil's Roswell! 🛸👽

In January 1996, residents of Varginha, Minas Gerais, Brazil reported a cigar-shaped UFO crashing, followed by chilling sightings of strange creatures. Three young women encountered a bipedal being with oily brown skin, huge red eyes, three horn-like bumps on its head, and a wobbly, injured appearance. Rumors spread of military capture operations, live aliens taken to hospitals, and even U.S. involvement in a massive cover-up.

Dive into one of the most famous UFO cases in history: the Varginha Incident of 1996 – often called Brazil's Roswell! 🛸👽In January 1996, residents of Vargi...

30/12/2025

Mind-bending theory: Ancient artifacts like 2,000-year-old batteries, Egyptian "light bulbs," and glider-like bird models aren't primitive—they're wreckage from a collapsed FUTURE timeline! Time isn't linear; it's a circle (like in Arrival). Disasters send advanced tech crashing back into the "past," buried deep. The pyramids? Not tombs—massive power stations from tomorrow! We're digging up warnings... or blueprints to fix it. Is history hiding our destiny? Comment your wildest theory!

What if the future is already buried under our feet? Mind-bending theory: Ancient artifacts like 2,000-year-old batteries, Egyptian "light bulbs," and glider...

06/10/2025

Join us for a chilling tale of two British couples traveling through the misty Loire Valley in 1985, where a weary stop at the mysterious Château de la Lune turns into an unforgettable brush with the past. Expecting a cheap hotel, they find candlelit rooms, old-fashioned hosts, and an eerie bargain. But when they return a week later, the chateau is a crumbling ruin—abandoned for centuries. Was it a dream, a ghost, or a slip through time? This haunting 4-minute story, inspired by classic French folklore, will leave you questioning the boundaries of reality.

Join us for a chilling tale of two British couples traveling through the misty Loire Valley in 1985, where a weary stop at the mysterious Château de la Lune ...

29/08/2025

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