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Every night I have a carrot for my evening snack. Since childhood this has been my preferred method of consuming carrots...
13/10/2025

Every night I have a carrot for my evening snack. Since childhood this has been my preferred method of consuming carrots. The highlight to my otherwise dull snack 🥕

30, women's size 5, passionate list maker

A guest stayed at my home and left their soap in the shower, which smells of coconut. My own soap is lemongrass, so I de...
13/10/2025

A guest stayed at my home and left their soap in the shower, which smells of coconut. My own soap is lemongrass, so I decided to join them. I wash one underarm with the coconut side and the other with the lemongrass, and the difference is olfactible. This amuses me greatly. I would like to continue this experiment, alas, my shopping list doesn’t allow for extravagances such as two types of soap.
46M, 10.5UK

13/10/2025

For the first time in my 26 years of life, I just met another human named Kale with the exact spelling. We are both pilots, and both named because they didn’t want to name us Kyle. I could not possibly be more thrilled.

We both have shared many fabled nicknames such as Lettuce, Asparagus, etc.

26, male, finally feeling complete in life.

After finding this TWIX wrapper when digging a hole.I don't know what intrigues me more,if it's the fact that.1, It's st...
12/10/2025

After finding this TWIX wrapper when digging a hole.
I don't know what intrigues me more,if it's the fact that.
1, It's still in pretty good condition although it's from 1982.
2,The TWIX size has remained the same at 50g
a pack.
3,The price difference is probably relatively correct.
4,The consumer still tears the corner the same way to retrieve the stick.
"OR IS IT?"
5,The logo has changed from a slant to the right, to a slant to the left.Who knew???

Age 55 trying to be good and not eating to much confectionery.

I was presented with this bill at the end of a meal out this evening. Immediately, I was thrown by the apparent double c...
12/10/2025

I was presented with this bill at the end of a meal out this evening. Immediately, I was thrown by the apparent double charge.

Item one is ‘pint soda & cord’ and I think it’s safe to assume ‘cord’ in this instance refers to cordial as this was the item ordered and delivered - a pint of soda and (lime) cordial.

However, attached to this item is a supplementary charge of ‘dash lime cordia’. Once again, I think it is safe to assume that ‘cordia’ refers to cordial.

Given the apparent error, I asked a staff member for clarity and/or correction. The response was even more baffling…”yes, you ordered a lime and soda.”

Despite feeling the stares from my other half, I persevered… “Yes, but line one states soda and cordial, so why was I then charged again for cordial?”, “oh it just says soda and cordial”.

Ok….”ah well that is a little confusing, as it gives the impression I have been charged twice.” She seemed baffled, “that’s just how the system works, I don’t actually make the system.”

“So if I ordered a plain soda, would it say ‘soda and cordial’?

“No.”

As I inhaled in the preparation for my next question I was interrupted by my other half “Don’t.”

I didn’t.

Male, 35, work in finance, still fairly certain I was charged twice for cordial.

I'm a simple enough guyI go to work, take care of peopleDrive home, get a snack on the wayThen I like to relax by playin...
12/10/2025

I'm a simple enough guy
I go to work, take care of people
Drive home, get a snack on the way
Then I like to relax by playing with paper all night

Put this guy together in just about 4-5 hours over a few days
I've been doing papercraft for about a year now and have made a bunch of cool stuff
My problem is I like to start one , not finish it, then start another one
So I'm pretty happy I managed to sit down and finish this guy

He's from Final fantasy 7 and I have a few of the other characters I plan on making too

Made with 176 GSM paper for anyone who knows what that means
31
Out of shape probably
I am paper man

10/10/2025

I just pulled an entire load of laundry out of the dryer in one armful, transfered it to the table, and didn't drop a single shirt, sock, or pair of underwear.
Female, 34, shoe size 8 formerly 7.5

I buried my four legged best friend here a couple years ago and have since wanted to make this area pretty. It was a 3 d...
10/10/2025

I buried my four legged best friend here a couple years ago and have since wanted to make this area pretty. It was a 3 day weekend of hard in the mornings but I'm very happy with myself. 43, size 11, safety tech.

Love coming here, the place is normally rammed during summer.The dull man in me prefers no crowds and no sun.46 sized 10...
10/10/2025

Love coming here, the place is normally rammed during summer.
The dull man in me prefers no crowds and no sun.
46 sized 10hoof 6ft exactly🤥🇳🇿👍🏼

Marshalled at the TT this week, I’m not allowed to take photos of the races. Managed to wave one green flag. Was fire ma...
09/10/2025

Marshalled at the TT this week, I’m not allowed to take photos of the races. Managed to wave one green flag. Was fire marshal another day, didn’t have a fire, was deputy fire marshal on a third day, the senior fire marshal wasn’t called into action, so neither was I. On days 4 and 5 I was tasked with picking up any crashed bits of motorcycles, no one crashed.
Was desperate for Michael Dunlop to get his record breaking amount of wins, whilst I was on track, he didn’t, he managed it the day after I left.
Can’t wait for next year.

For the last 12 months I have been making a model out of babybel wax. Loads of material has gone into it. I do this whil...
09/10/2025

For the last 12 months I have been making a model out of babybel wax. Loads of material has gone into it. I do this while I'm on Teams calls which are not demanding my attention. Reached a point today where I don't know what more I can do with it to make it better.

I'm happy with the right hand, the left hand is just a giant lump so that might be where I go next if I have to.

Sharing here just for positive comments because no one else cares or even knows about it.

40 odd and desperate for attention.

09/10/2025

I love my wife. Honestly, I never thought married life would be this perfect. Without sounding like an idiot…she is my everything. I couldn't imagine not being with her.

However…

Some nights, after the lights are off and we’re lying there in the peaceful moments before sleep, she whispers, “What are you thinking about?”

Not in a sultry way. No, she claims she can hear my “head whirring.”

And the thing is… she’s right!!!

She always knows when my brain is firing off the kind of nonsense that would make a even the dullest person say, “Alright mate, steady on.”

At first, I used to say “nothing.” But she’d just call me a liar. I’d be embarrased about wht I was actually thinking and always change it for something more reasonable.

However now, I tell her exactly what thoughts are going on in my mind.

No filter. No hesitation.

Last night, for example, I answered with:
"I was just thinking about how our daughter will probably never have to untangle a telephone cord. You know, how they used to get all twisted up if you spun around too much while talking? And then I wondered if anyone ever invented a device to fix that. Or if people just accepted their fate and lived with a permanently tangled phone cord. And then I started thinking about how I used to wrap the cord around my finger while talking and how, technically, I haven’t done that in years. It’s weird how those little things just… disappear."
She sighed. Rolled over. Said nothing.

Marriage really is beautiful.

Robin UK10 - I miss the days when she thought I was mysterious.

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