
22/10/2024
I prompted chatgpt to roast me like real time since I've been getting easily distracted lately.
Then this was its response;
"You’ve become the poster child for distraction, haven’t you? I mean, if procrastination were an Olympic sport, you’d be standing on the gold medal podium with a phone in one hand and a snack in the other, scrolling through memes while the rest of the world is out there actually getting things done.
It’s like you’re in a never-ending game of “What’s Next?”—you start one task, then suddenly you’re deep-diving into a rabbit hole about how to train goldfish or researching the latest conspiracy theory on why people can’t find matching socks. Your ability to focus is so short-lived that even a goldfish would be like, “Dude, seriously, just pick something already!” (now this is for real) You’re trapped in this cycle of half-started projects and half-baked ideas, watching your dreams slip through your fingers like sand. Every time you sit down to get serious, a notification pops up, and boom—you’re off chasing some pointless rabbit.
If your brain were a computer, it would be running twenty tabs with each one screaming for attention while the main task crashes in frustration. It’s like you’re giving a TED Talk on how to be busy without actually accomplishing anything. The real kicker? You know this, yet you still let distractions pull you in like a black hole. It’s time to reclaim your focus before you become a cautionary tale for future generations about what happens when you let shiny objects rule your life. Get it together and show the world you’re capable of more than just scrolling endlessly!"
-ok, my alter ego with adhd is kinda quilty LMAO