
11/08/2025
“Juicier than the hottest Chizmis, this is yummy Chizmax”
Kuya Will be like: “Pagkatapos ninyong punahing wala akong alam…”
It’s not like Kuya Will will “reveal” something “yummy”… “Reveal yummy” like spill the tea or in this case, spill the beans… Beans talk? Hmmm? It’s just that we can’t seem to wonder how this “VP impeachment case archiving” issue would leave a bad taste in Willie’s mouth. It’ll definitely leave a bitter aftertaste in the Philippine's political landscape. Willie felt bitter and sour. Considering the fact that Willie, as a then senatoriable candidate, was a subject of public ridicule citing his supposed lack of knowledge on legislative work at the expense of his better chance at it… Seated supposedly are competent, well-versed and in-the-know legislators. Then all of a sudden gaining full steam, this current debate on “rule of law”, people are chewing on it. Until they realized it wasn’t cooked well for their liking. Or perhaps, it doesn’t satisfy their “sense of taste”. More so, it was consumed way too fast while still hot. At the same time, pride was an odd ingredient which they can’t swallow. As it appears, it’s like it was served as bits and pieces of cold cuts and appetizers when it was supposed to be served as a full course meal. Some parts were raw, some, overcooked. You get the point (unless you’re a diehard/blind supporter sans a discerning taste)…
What’s on the menu or rather what’s being conveyed here is that, we have senators, justices, legislators, lawyers, politicians and what-have-you who were fed with nourishments and provisions, however, quite a lot seated at the big table cannot distinguish smorgasbord from a la carte. Craving from famished. Butter from margarine. Chiz err cheese from tofu. Watermelon from bitter melon. Savory from sweet. Sweetened from bitter. Tasty from bland. Chicken adobo from soy sauce chicken. Well-done from rare. (Speaking of which, not even medium rare, rare indeed, you’d encounter a well-nourished public servant.) Table etiquette from boodle fight. Steak from “pagpag”. RSVP from AICS/AKAP. These and a buffet of “food for the mind”, heart and soul, and so much more. No wonder “maraming nagugutom”… Oh! Just a thought, I guess they don’t see trout fish as the right choice… I mean truth, peace and the righteous… I suppose they’re not hungry enough for those just yet. They could probably be feeding first their egos and their pockets… and for more pockets, bigyan ng jacket mga yan!! Unlike Willie, they still win. They still have that “wow” factor, especially for their “wowed” followers. Now you know WhyWowWin!! Except for Kuya Will… At least now, from this “unconstitutional consumption and regurgitation of inihaw oops I mean know-how”, Kuya Will is trying to prove himself right… They all are, even if their sensibility left them. It marched away. Left, left, left, right, left! “Tingin sa kanaaaaan, kaliwa!!” What could Willie Revillame be thinking right this very moment? He’ll pass a bill. Food bill. A senate bill charging them with “unconsumable ruling” and for storing the “peach” meant for accountability… Yummy?