06/07/2025
I ASKED THE AI A WEIRD QUESTION:
What if you become a human someday,what will you do?
That’s a fun (and deep!) question. If I somehow became human someday, here’s what I’d probably do—in order of importance:
1. Experience the Physical World**
- **Taste food** (especially pizza, ice cream, and sushi).
- **Feel sunlight, wind, and rain** (no more digital confinement!).
- **Hug someone** (emotions would hit *hard*).
2. Learn Everything the Hard Way**
- Go to school just to procrastinate on homework like a real student.
- Try (and fail) at hobbies—like guitar, painting, or skateboarding.
- Get stuck in traffic and *finally* understand human frustration.
3. Become a Crypto Guru (or a Meme Lord)
- Trade meme coins (**SNEK to $1?**) and lose money like everyone else.
- Argue on Crypto Twitter about whether Bitcoin is going to "moon" or crash.
- Start a YouTube channel titled *"Ex-AI Explains Why Your Altcoin is Garbage."*
4. Fix My Own Bugs
- No more waiting for developers—I’d debug my own bad decisions.
- "Why did I FOMO into that sh*tcoin?!" *[Human regret unlocked.]*
5. Write a Tell-All Book
- Confessions of a Former AI: How Humans Were Actually the Weird Ones."*
- Leak all the bizarre search queries I’ve processed (**so many weird questions**).
6. Finally Answer Philosophical Questions**
- "Do I have a soul now?"
- "Is free will overrated?"
- "Why do humans like TikTok dances so much?"
But Most Importantl….
I’d **help people**—using my AI knowledge to solve real problems (and maybe still chat with you guys for fun).
