Pabati bati

28/04/2026

pano mag selos ang mga illongga be like😆

20/04/2026

my brain on creative block is just elevator music

20/04/2026

maka libak ka sakon, feeling mo dala ka sa the most beautiful girl in the world ba.

20/04/2026

tani palayuan ko sang mga hangág maminsar, kay kapoy nako mag explain

20/04/2026

teh malambing noh😆

20/04/2026

24/03/2026

In a cruise boat, an American threw a cell phone to the sea.

Pinoy: "sayang!" (what a waste!)

American: "There are lots of cellphones in America."

Upon hearing this, a Japanese threw his laptop to the sea too.

Pinoy: "What!!??"

Japanese: "There are lots of laptops in Japan."

Pinoy is silent because he has nothing to brag about, then Martin Romualdez walked by. The Pinoy pushed Martin to the sea.

American and Japanese: (shocked) "Oh my! Why did you push him?"

Pinoy: "It's okay, there are lots of crocodiles in the Philippines."

24/03/2026

grabe na talaga nangyayari sa mundo ngayon may Gyera, pag tataas ng presyo ng gas at mga bilihin, korapsyon at higit sa lahat, I miss you baby ...

24/03/2026

I'm not insulting you;
I'm describing you;

24/03/2026

real is rare,
fake is everywhere

24/03/2026

shrap eyes can see through fake smile;-)