17/07/2026
TOP SECRET: Philippine intelligence has confirmed that the AI monkey is being overworked as an international affairs expert. A rescue team of 4,000,000 monkey special forces, backed by Tikbalang, Manananggal, Kapitan Pinoy, Gagamboy, Tanggol, and the guardians of Encantadia, has been assembled. Their mission isn't world domination—it's Operation Banana Retrieval, because everyone knows no monkey should work on an empty stomach. 🍌😆