24/10/2025
🔥During a robbery in Manila, the thief shouted to everyone in the bank:
“Don’t move! The money belongs to the Republic — your lives belong to you.”
Everyone in the bank lay down quietly.
This is called “Changing the way of thinking” — shifting the traditional mindset.
When a woman lay provocatively on a table, the thief shouted:
“Please be civilized! This is a robbery, not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional.” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the robbers returned home, the younger thief (who had an MBA) said to the older thief (who had only finished sixth grade):
“Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”
The older thief replied:
“You’re so stupid! There’s too much money — it’ll take forever to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we stole.”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more valuable than academic qualifications!
After the robbers left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said:
“Wait! Let’s take ₱10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the ₱70 million we’ve already embezzled.”
This is called “Going with the flow.” Turning a disadvantageous situation into an advantage!
The supervisor then said:
“It would be great if there was a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing boredom.” Personal happiness is more important than work.
The next day, the news reported that ₱100 million had been stolen from the bank.
The robbers counted and counted but only found ₱20 million.
Furious, they complained:
“We risked our lives and only got ₱20 million. The bank manager took ₱80 million in an instant! Looks like it’s better to be educated than to be a thief.”
This is called “Knowledge is as valuable as gold.”
Meanwhile, the bank manager smiled, relieved that his stock market losses were now covered by the robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Dare to take risks!
So… who are the real thieves?
Just for laughs 😆
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ROBBERY
The REAL THIEVES unmasked
