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✍️🤣(WISE IGBO MAN (BURIÅL)🤣✍️🧔An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial⚰️. After lowering the coffin, the f...
24/07/2025

✍️🤣(WISE IGBO MAN (BURIÅL)🤣✍️

🧔An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial⚰️. After lowering the coffin, the family dropped yam🥔, rice🍚, meat🍖 etc, into the grave in line with tradition🙇‍♀️🤲.
🧔A Hausa Man asked 🗣️"Why are they dropping food into the coffin"🙄
The Edo man smiled😁 and said,🗣️"According to our tradition, the dead go on a long👻 journey and need all the food items they can get"
The Hausa man dropped 💵N100,000 inside and said,🗣️ "When the food finish, buy more".
The Yoruba man dropped two #5 and basket of pepper🌶️ and said,🗣️ "Add this in case it's not enough.
An Igbo man called 🧔Dennis smiled and brought out his cheque📄 book and wrote a cheque of 💰 N200,000, dropped it in the coffin⚰️ and took the N1,500💸 notes as change incase she wan use POS for heaven🙆‍♀️🤣 then said🗣️ "Mama, withdraw it when you reach there ooo 😏 It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy safe travel🚶‍♂️🤧
✍️IGBO NO DEY CARRY LAST🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️🤣🤣

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Na beg I dey beg unaDear GhaniansIt's called "Church" not "Chech"It's called "Pastor" not "Pastar"It's called "Doctor" n...
23/07/2025

Na beg I dey beg una
Dear Ghanians
It's called "Church" not "Chech"
It's called "Pastor" not "Pastar"
It's called "Doctor" not "Dactar"
My Fellow Nigerians
It's called "Bath" not "Baff"
It's called "Naira" not "Nera"
It's called "Witch" not "Winch"
My Dear Edo people
It's called "Argument" not "Ajument"
My Dear Yorubas
It's called "Air" not "Hair"
It's called "Eight" not "Hate"
It's called "Zero" not "Siro"
It's called "MTN" not "Empty Hen"
My Dear Hausa people
It's called "Fifty" not "Pipty"
It's called "Five" not "Pipe"
It's called "Glo" not "Gilo"
It's called "Come" not "Kwam"
Lest I Forget...
My Dearest Igbos (Igbo kwenu)
Bikonu...
It's called "Bedsheet" not "Baysheet"
It's called A "Gucci Bag" not "Egusi Bag"
He is "Mark Zuckerberg" not "Mark Nsuka Bread"
Dear Calabar people
It's called "Don't mention" and not "Don't menyon"
It's called "Department" not "Depamen"
It's called "James and John" not "Yems and Yun"
It's called "Jump up" not "Yump up"
Enheen Make I Tell Una...
My Dear Anambra and Enugu people
It's called "Lorry" not "Lolly"
It's called "Rice" not "Lice" Bikonu
It's called "Africa" not "Aflica"
It's called "Certificate" not "Cerfiticket"
Thanks ...,,,,
In vawlence we trust....
😁😁😁😂😂🏃🏃🏃
Include the once I forgot.............✍️

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22/07/2025

When you go on a blînd date & your date turn out to be blînd for real🥹

😂😂😂 FANTASTIC JOKES WITH 😂😂😂1. Person ask for extra sheet, lecturer come cut middle of my answer sheet.☹2. Nobody dres...
22/07/2025

😂😂😂 FANTASTIC JOKES WITH 😂😂😂

1. Person ask for extra sheet, lecturer come cut middle of my answer sheet.☹

2. Nobody dresses better than someone who knows that their ex is gonna be there 😂

3. 2025 choke oh😂😂
Landlord say make I sub for am from inside house rent

4. I’m tired of keeping the truth
I am the one answering questions on google 😒🌚

5. Whenever i see my parent angry, I usually hide my phone just to be safe 😩😩

6. Opay no go kee me with their notifications wey dey be like credit alert😒

7. When you go on a blind date & your date turn out to be blind for real🥹

8. Life was so good when 1 coaster biscuit has 6 pieces and it was 10naira😋

9. If you ignore a woman's past.
*
It's not just you who will pay for it, but your entire future bloodline too..😑

10. Savage 😗 I inherited Adam's sin but couldn't inherit Solomon's wealth. Sin dat I didn't sin o. Dis thing no gud at all.😔

*Speaker 😗 U inherited d wealth and riches of God bro. U just need prayers to activate it. Dat's just it👌

*Savage 😗 Who kon pray to activate d sin?🤨🤨🤨🤨

11. Nothing concern me with fuel price, Na my BMW I dey use since shaa. "BMW" stands for
"Black Man Walking"🥹

12. Can't wait to sell vitamin c as postinor for you guys on February 14 and 15😑🤧

Which number made you laugh more 🤣😅

Cutie 🥰🤩🥰 appreciate my effort by reacting to this post🙏🙏 your reactions do motivate me to do more,

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A man, growing frustrated with his daily routine, began resenting his wife for staying home while he worked long hours. ...
22/07/2025

A man, growing frustrated with his daily routine, began resenting his wife for staying home while he worked long hours. One evening, he knelt in prayer and said:

"Dear Lord, I work tirelessly every day while my wife stays home. She has no idea how hard my life is. Please, let us trade places for just one day so she can see what I go through."

In His infinite wisdom, God granted the man’s wish.

The next morning, the man woke up in his wife’s body. Determined to prove his point, he jumped right into the day.

He cooked breakfast, woke the kids, picked out their school clothes, packed lunches, and dropped them off at school. Returning home, he picked up the dry cleaning, ran errands at the bank, and did the grocery shopping—then came home to unload and organize it all.

By mid-morning, he was already feeling frazzled, but the tasks didn’t stop. He paid bills, balanced the checkbook, cleaned the litter box, bathed the dog, and tidied up the house.

At 1 P.M., he realized he was barely halfway through. He made the beds, tackled piles of laundry, vacuumed, dusted, and mopped the kitchen floor. Then it was time to race back to the school to pick up the kids, argue with them on the ride home, and serve milk and cookies while juggling their homework struggles.

At 4:30, he started dinner prep: peeling potatoes, washing vegetables, snapping beans, and breading pork chops. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, loaded the dishwasher, folded more laundry, bathed the kids, and wrangled them into their pajamas before tucking them into bed.

By 9 P.M., completely exhausted, he climbed into bed, ready to finally call it a day. But of course, there was still one more duty expected of him—making lóve. He managed without a word of complaint, then collapsed into the deepest sleep of his life.

The next morning, he woke up in a panic and dropped to his knees, praying:

"Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking! I was so wrong to envy my wife. Please, I beg you, let us switch back!"

God, in His infinite wisdom, replied,

"My son, I’m glad you’ve learned your lesson. I will change things back—but you’ll have to wait nine months."

Horrified, the man stammered, “Nine months? Why?”

God chuckled softly and said,

"Because you got pregnant last night."

The man
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😂😂😂😂😂A Drunk 18yrs old boy asked a married woman out.The woman got pīssed off, & told her husband The scenario.The husba...
21/07/2025

😂😂😂😂😂

A Drunk 18yrs old boy asked a married woman out.
The woman got pīssed off, & told her husband The scenario.
The husband told the woman to invite the boy over so that he could bēāt the hēll out of him.
Raymond Told His Wife that he would hīde under the bed and wait for the boy.
The woman did as her hubby requested.
When the boy got there he kissed the woman & took off his T-shirt & his body was full of scars so the woman asked
"why so many scars??".
The boy replied "I like to lay with
married women & usually I get caūght so I kīll their husbands.
If someone shows up now he'll be No.20 on my mūrder list".
The boy continued kīssing the woman & then woman trīed to reach out to her husband (Raymond)
under the bed & a small voice
came up and say "If u tell him am here, I swear i'll
kīll u before he k!lls me.😂😂😂

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A girl !nvited her bøyfriend Emmanuel fordinner in her house so he could meet herparents. While they were eating, it st...
20/07/2025

A girl !nvited her bøyfriend Emmanuel for
dinner in her house so he could meet her
parents. While they were eating, it started
ra!ning heav!ly, so the girl's mother
said; £mmanuel if you go home the ra!n is going to w€t you i think you should sl££p 0ver here because the ra!n
shows no s!gn of stopp!ng anytime soon"
After eating, the mom went to the to!let and
the father went to sl££p while the girl went
to
the k!tchen to clean the plates. When the girl
and her mother returned to the s!tting
room,
Emmanuel was not there, they ch€cked all over
the house and did not f!nd him. As they
were wonder!ng what happened to him, he
walked
back into the house, w€t and soaked he was holding a blāck nyløn
Girl's mother👉: Wherē were you and why are
you so wēt?
Emmanuel 👉you said am going to slēĕp here so I went home to bring my bøxer, wrăpper and tøøthbrush 🤣🤣😂😂😂

PLEASE D0NT SCR0LL UP WITH0UT LIK!NG🙏😭

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20/07/2025

Real men will ask for account number why boys ask for phone number
Ladies am I communicating🎤
😂🤣😂

19/07/2025

I'm tired of pretending what the meaning of
Am/pm 🤔🤔

19/07/2025

If your Mum is alive, may she have a long life to witness your success.
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19/07/2025

Those Who Studied Chemistry,
Separation method,......✍️
Please How Do We Separate Women 🚺 From Money 💵 😭😹

Game starts now 🤝
19/07/2025

Game starts now 🤝

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