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The Manila News-Intelligencer The Manila News-Intelligencer is one of the leading national newspaper in the Philippines.

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I've commented the same thing many times since Tokyo... and the SKANK will never get an apology. Hey Simon Biles, BREAK ...
01/08/2024

I've commented the same thing many times since Tokyo... and the SKANK will never get an apology.

Hey Simon Biles, BREAK A LEG in Paria...

Piers Morgan has apologized to Simone Biles for past comments after her gold medal winning success in Paris.

Gillespie himself isn't qualified. Ideologically a tyrant... he's been simply runner stamping guilty on every accusation...
31/07/2024

Gillespie himself isn't qualified. Ideologically a tyrant... he's been simply runner stamping guilty on every accusation. 1. It's not about the conviction rate... it's about justice. 2. He's intimidated every defense lawyer in this town. Plead your client or no more plea deals. Then once you are on Gilespies list... how does a lawyer take care of his family. 3. This DA is a deep state tyrant who preys on the poor, that can't afford a lawyer. The public defender is the primary target of this clown's intimidation.

He claimes no one can do his job??? Arrogant horse's ass. Tried 900 lawyers and never considered the 100s of lawyers already here.

The problem with this altright joker is any one that has ever defended some is a "communist" and not qualified for prosecution.

I doubt this clown paid attention in school. Totally missed the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th and 6th Amendments.

Wichita County District Attorney John Gillespie has a serious hiring dilemma on his hands.

Danish socialism ...
28/06/2024

Danish socialism ...

Danish Farmers Pi**ed Over Carbon Tax When Pigs and Politics Collide COPENHAGEN (Broken Egg Press) – In what’s being dubbed the “Baconocalypse,” Denmark’s farmers are raising their pitchforks (and…

Apple Lawsuit inside information....
21/03/2024

Apple Lawsuit inside information....

IPhone 17 Will Be Designed by the Government - bohiney.com

Experience a Tropical Hospital Stay with a Unique Twist on IV TherapyIn a bold move that merges the worlds of healthcare...
16/03/2024

Experience a Tropical Hospital Stay with a Unique Twist on IV Therapy
In a bold move that merges the worlds of healthcare and tropical indulgence, Las Piñas, renowned for its coconut legacy, introduces a healthcare innovation that’s stirring conversations and curiosity: Coconut Water IV Drips. This unique offering promises patients a taste of the tropics, even in the least likely of places—a hospital bed.

The Coconut Capital’s Innovative Step
Known as the ‘Coconut Capital,’ Las Piñas has elevated its coconut affinity to an unprecedented level, incorporating coconut water into IV drips. This initiative aims to blend the soothing vibes of a tropical getaway with the recuperative essence of medical treatment, offering patients more than just a standard hospital experience.

Las Piñas's Latest Healthcare Craze: Coconut Water IV Drips - Manila News -

The Sweet Swindle: Quezon City Pharmacy’s Placebo Diet Pills ExposedUnveiling the Bitter Truth Behind the Sugar-Coated S...
13/03/2024

The Sweet Swindle: Quezon City Pharmacy’s Placebo Diet Pills Exposed
Unveiling the Bitter Truth Behind the Sugar-Coated Sham
Introduction: The Sugar-Coated Scam

In a world obsessed with quick fixes and instant gratification, the latest craze to hit the weight loss market promises a solution so sweet, it’s hard to resist. Quezon City Pharmacy’s new line of placebo diet pills has tongues wagging and waistlines shrinking—or so they claim. But beneath the sugar-coated facade lies a bitter truth waiting to be exposed.

Shared Countercultural Roots: The Illusion of Slimming

Manila Satire Photo - Create a detailed close-up illustration of the placebo diet pill packaging from the Quezon City pharmacy, humorously labeled 'Now with More Sugar!' Th3
Manila Satire Photo – Create a detailed close-up illustration of the placebo diet pill packaging from the Quezon City pharmacy, humorously labeled ‘Now with More Sugar!’ …
At first glance, the concept of placebo diet pills seems too good to be true—and that’s because it is. Drawing parallels between the countercultural roots of surfing and the deceptive allure of satire, these pills tap into a collective desire to challenge societal norms. Just as surfers once rebelled against conventional lifestyles, those seeking a quick fix for weight loss are now turning to placebo pills as their modern-day rebellion against diet culture. But the real rebellion lies in the absurdity of it all—a rebellion against common sense and scientific evidence.

According to a study published in the Journal of Experimental Psychology, participants who were given placebo pills experienced a significant decrease in perceived hunger and food cravings, despite consuming the same amount of calories as those who received no treatment (Smith et al., 2019). This highlights the power of suggestion and the placebo effect in influencing perceptions of satiety and hunger.

Quezon City Pharmacy Launches New Line of Placebo Diet Pills: Now with More Sugar! - Manila News -

When the President Plays Cupid: Sandro Marcos’ Unconventional Birthday BashFrom Taylor Swift’s Wisdom to Bedroom Guides:...
13/03/2024

When the President Plays Cupid: Sandro Marcos’ Unconventional Birthday Bash
From Taylor Swift’s Wisdom to Bedroom Guides: A Deep Dive into the Marcos Family’s Unique Gift-Giving Ceremony
In a move that’s got the nation buzzing more than a beehive during honey season, President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. decided to spice up his son Sandro’s 30th birthday with a gift that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles alike: a s*x guide for the “lazy.” It’s not every day that a president dips into the realm of bedroom advice, but then again, Marcos Jr. isn’t your everyday kind of leader.

Senior Citizen at 30? Marcos Jr. Thinks So

‘Sex for Lazy People’ book is Marcos Jr’s birthday gift for son Sandro
‘Sex for Lazy People’ book is Marcos Jr’s birthday gift for son Sandro
According to the president, hitting 30 is like stepping into the senior citizen’s league. “Since you’re practically a senior citizen,” he quipped, making us wonder if there’s a new policy in the works: retirement benefits for the big 3-0. It’s a humorous nod to the age-old fear of exiting the lively twenties and stepping into the supposedly serene thirties.

Pop Culture Meets Private Life

On one hand, you’ve got a s*x guide from dad, and on the other, a Taylor Swift-themed book from mom. If this isn’t a cocktail of modern parental guidance, what is? Sandro’s bookshelf is now a testament to this eclectic mix, embodying a spectrum that spans from the melodies of heartbreak to the mysteries of the bedroom.

Taylor Swift as a Life Coach

In a twist that combines pop culture with parental wisdom, the First Lady’s gift, “Be More Taylor,” suggests that the solutions to life’s trials and tribulations can be found in the lyrics of a pop song. It’s a message to the young Marcos – and perhaps to the youth of the Philippines – that when in doubt, ask yourself, “What would Taylor do?”

‘Sex for Lazy People’ book is Marcos Jr’s birthday gift for son Sandro - Manila News -

Manny Pacquiao named by Sportico as 22nd highest-paid athlete of all timeFrom Rags to Riches and Right Hooks: How Manny ...
13/03/2024

Manny Pacquiao named by Sportico as 22nd highest-paid athlete of all time
From Rags to Riches and Right Hooks: How Manny Became a Contender in the Financial Ring
In an astounding revelation that’s got more punch than a Pacquiao uppercut, Sportico has declared the Filipino boxing legend the 22nd highest-paid athlete of all time. Yes, you read that right. In the grand coliseum of wealthy sports figures, Manny stands tall – not just for his lightning-fast jabs but for his equally speedy accumulation of wealth.

The Definition of Wealth: Pacquiao Style

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Manny Pacquiao
When we talk about Manny Pacquiao being the 22nd highest-paid athlete, let’s put it into perspective for the TikTok generation: Manny’s got enough green to make even the wealthiest influencers go red with envy. He’s the guy who’s probably used dollar bills to wipe sweat off his brow post-match because, well, why not?

Statistical Punches: A Wealthy Jab

Statistically speaking, Pacquiao’s bank account has more zeros than the number of fans cheering in his bouts. Imagine this: if Manny decided to distribute his wealth in the Philippines, every citizen could probably get a taste of his financial victory, maybe enough to invest in their own pair of boxing gloves.

Punching Above His Wealth: Manny Pacquiao's Financial Knockout - Manila News -

Navotas Fishermen Embrace the Slap: Fish Slap Therapy Takes the Community by StormNavotas, Philippines – In a town where...
13/03/2024

Navotas Fishermen Embrace the Slap: Fish Slap Therapy Takes the Community by Storm
Navotas, Philippines – In a town where the sea is life, the fishermen of Navotas have hooked onto a wellness trend that’s as bizarre as it is wet. It’s called Fish Slap Therapy, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: getting smacked in the face with a fish for health benefits. Think of it as a spa day, but instead of soothing music and scented candles, you get a cold, slimy fish to the face.

The Slap Heard Around the Town
Maria, a local who sells the freshest catch by the dock, can’t keep her eyes off the spectacle. “You’ve got to see it to believe it. These tough fishermen lining up to get slapped by a tuna—it’s the weirdest health craze yet!” she laughs, handing over a fish that might just be someone’s appointment.

Survey Says: Refreshingly Effective or Just Plain Fishy?
A recent poll among the fishermen showed a surprising 80% endorsement for the therapy, praising its invigorating effects. The remaining 20%? Well, they’re still trying to get the fish smell off their faces.

Navotas Fishermen's New Health Craze: Fish Slap Therapy - Manila News -

When The President Plays Cupid: Sandro Marcos' Unconventional Birthday Bash From Taylor Swift's Wisdom To Bedroom Guides...
11/03/2024

When The President Plays Cupid: Sandro Marcos' Unconventional Birthday Bash From Taylor Swift's Wisdom To Bedroom Guides: A Deep Dive Into The Marcos Family's Unique Gift-Giving

‘Sex for Lazy People’ book is Marcos Jr’s birthday gift for son Sandro - Manila News -

Chinese Navy Wives' Association Declares: Water Cannon Overuse Compensates for Husbands' Bedroom BlundersChinese Navy's ...
09/03/2024

Chinese Navy Wives' Association Declares: Water Cannon Overuse Compensates for Husbands' Bedroom Blunders

Chinese Navy's Water Cannon Frenzy: Compensating for More Than Just Territorial Disputes?

In a startling revelation, the Chinese Navy Wives Club Association has cast a unanimous vote, suggesting their spouses' fondness for firing water cannons in the South China Sea might just be compensating for shortcomings closer to home—specifically, in the bedroom. Yes, you read that right. It appears that the Chinese Navy's aggressive stance in the disputed waters might be more about proving something to themselves than about territorial claims.

From the Bedroom to the High Seas: A Watery Compensation

It's not just about asserting dominance over the Philippines or other Southeast Asian neighbors; it's about asserting dominance, period. But why the water cannons? Well, as one anonymous wife put it, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, drench them with water." It seems that the Chinese naval forces are taking this advice quite literally, turning their ships into oversized sq**rt guns in a bid to make a splash on the international stage.

"Guess the only time he can hit the target is when using a water cannon!" - Li Hua

Chinese Navy Fails in the Bedroom - Manila News -

Kim Joung-Il Boinks Putin’s Daughter
04/03/2024

Kim Joung-Il Boinks Putin’s Daughter

Kim Joung-Il Boinks Putin's Daughter - Surfing LA - newest article on surfing and surf reports, from Surfing.la (Los Angeles).

Pasig’s Revolutionary Concept Store: Sells Future Antiques Only
03/03/2024

Pasig’s Revolutionary Concept Store: Sells Future Antiques Only

Pasig's Revolutionary Concept Store: Sells Future Antiques Only - Manila News -

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