13/03/2024
When the President Plays Cupid: Sandro Marcos’ Unconventional Birthday Bash
From Taylor Swift’s Wisdom to Bedroom Guides: A Deep Dive into the Marcos Family’s Unique Gift-Giving Ceremony
In a move that’s got the nation buzzing more than a beehive during honey season, President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. decided to spice up his son Sandro’s 30th birthday with a gift that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles alike: a s*x guide for the “lazy.” It’s not every day that a president dips into the realm of bedroom advice, but then again, Marcos Jr. isn’t your everyday kind of leader.
Senior Citizen at 30? Marcos Jr. Thinks So
‘Sex for Lazy People’ book is Marcos Jr’s birthday gift for son Sandro
‘Sex for Lazy People’ book is Marcos Jr’s birthday gift for son Sandro
According to the president, hitting 30 is like stepping into the senior citizen’s league. “Since you’re practically a senior citizen,” he quipped, making us wonder if there’s a new policy in the works: retirement benefits for the big 3-0. It’s a humorous nod to the age-old fear of exiting the lively twenties and stepping into the supposedly serene thirties.
Pop Culture Meets Private Life
On one hand, you’ve got a s*x guide from dad, and on the other, a Taylor Swift-themed book from mom. If this isn’t a cocktail of modern parental guidance, what is? Sandro’s bookshelf is now a testament to this eclectic mix, embodying a spectrum that spans from the melodies of heartbreak to the mysteries of the bedroom.
Taylor Swift as a Life Coach
In a twist that combines pop culture with parental wisdom, the First Lady’s gift, “Be More Taylor,” suggests that the solutions to life’s trials and tribulations can be found in the lyrics of a pop song. It’s a message to the young Marcos – and perhaps to the youth of the Philippines – that when in doubt, ask yourself, “What would Taylor do?”
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