29/03/2023
Once upon a time, there was a talking parrot named Polly who lived in a pet store. One day, a man came in and asked Polly, "Can you say 'I love you'?"
Polly, feeling mischievous, responded, "I hate you!"
The man was shocked and offended, so he left the store without buying anything. The next day, another man came in and asked the same question, and again Polly replied with, "I hate you!"
This happened several more times over the next few days, and the pet store owner was starting to worry that Polly's rude behavior would scare away all the customers.
Finally, a woman came in and asked, "Can you say 'I love you'?" Polly, feeling playful, responded with, "I love you a lot, but you're not my type!"
The woman laughed and ended up buying Polly on the spot. From then on, Polly was careful to use his words wisely and never scared away another customer again.