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Inter President on selling Andre Onana to Manchester United πŸ—£οΈWhen we heard that Manchester United were interested in On...
17/09/2025

Inter President on selling Andre Onana to Manchester United πŸ—£οΈ

When we heard that Manchester United were interested in Onana, we were hoping for €14 million because Andre had a good season and we reached the Champions League final.

Two days later, we received an official faxed offer of €21 million plus add-ons from Manchester United. We burst out laughing.

I told my assistant to fax him a request for €51 million plus add-ons. I was really joking.
The next morning, Manchester United agreed to pay €51 million.

We made an offer for Yann Sommer for €5 million, which was immediately accepted. We made a profit of €46 million from the sale of Onana.

I ordered my assistant to open a bottle of tamarind. I felt like we had won the lottery and in reality, we did. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

And guess what who is at 2nd place already πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Even the Football gods are trolling Arsenal now πŸ’©
17/09/2025

And guess what who is at 2nd place already πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Even the Football gods are trolling Arsenal now πŸ’©

Champions League is backπŸ˜‚
16/09/2025

Champions League is backπŸ˜‚

GOAL!!! GOAL!! 1-0 TOTTENHAM!!! IT'S AN OWN GOAL BY THE GOALKEEPER!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚As expected from these b***s
16/09/2025

GOAL!!! GOAL!! 1-0 TOTTENHAM!!! IT'S AN OWN GOAL BY THE GOALKEEPER!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
As expected from these b***s

Arsenal on the right way. But we all know what will happen at the end of the season. πŸ˜‚
16/09/2025

Arsenal on the right way. But we all know what will happen at the end of the season. πŸ˜‚

Things are not looking good πŸ‘€
16/09/2025

Things are not looking good πŸ‘€

Drop your predictions.
16/09/2025

Drop your predictions.

My mental health is in ruins. 😭
16/09/2025

My mental health is in ruins. 😭

16/09/2025

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