18/08/2026
Yeh baat pichle juma ki hai jab humare mohalle ke Chacha Aslam ne naya smartphone khareeda. Unhe lagta tha ke Facebook sirf doston ki photos par "Mashallah" likhne aur khabar dekhne ke liye bana hai. Phir ek raat sudden bijli chali gayi aur poora mohalla andhere mein doob gaya.
Chacha Aslam ne andhere se tang aakar mobile nikala taake torch light chala sakein, lekin galati se unka angotha Facebook ke "GO LIVE" button par lag gaya. Sab se mazedar baat yeh thi ke front camera open tha aur Chacha ko lag raha tha ke light chal rahi hai. Wo mobile ko aage piche karke inverter ka switch dhoond rahe the, jabke unka aadha chehra, badi badi aankhein aur haanpne ki awaz direct live stream par ja rahi thi.
Peeche se Chachi ki zor dar awaz aayi, "Aray sunte ho! Yeh jo kal aap saste wale aalu laye the, wo sab andar se kale nikle hain!"
Chacha ne wahi se chillakar jawab diya, "To main kya karoon? Kya ab dukaan par aaluon ka X-ray karwake laoon?"
Agle 5 minute mein mohalle ke 200 log live stream par jama ho gaye. Comments ki barish shuru ho gayi. Kisi ne likha, "Chacha, Aalu X-ray Machine kahan se milegi?" Toh kisi ne comment kiya, "Chachi vs Chacha, Live Match Day 1!"
Chacha ko lag raha tha ke mobile ki battery khatam ho rahi hai is liye wo screen par bar bar thumb mar rahe the, jis se live viewers ko laga ke Chacha sabko "Thumbs Up" de rahe hain. Tabhi unka chota beta Arsam bhagta hua aya aur bola, "Abba! Aapka live hit ho gaya hai, 1500 log dekh rahe hain!"
Chacha ne hairan ho kar pucha, "Konsa live? Main toh Torch dhoond raha hoon!"
Jab tak Chacha ko samajh aata ke hua kya hai, unki "Aalu X-ray" wali baat ka meme ban chuka tha. Agli subah jab Chacha doodh lene dukaan par gaye, toh dukaan dar ne hass kar kaha, "Chacha, aaj doodh ka bhi X-ray karwana hai ya aise hi de doon?"
Chacha Aslam ab mohalle ke certified Facebook celebrity ban chuke hain, lekin unhone ab apne mobile ke front camera par kaala tape laga diya hai taake dubara koi "X-ray moment" na ho jaye.