50 Shades of Albufeira

24/06/2025

ALBUFEIRA’S NEW CODE OF CONDUCT TAKES EFFECT — 24 JUNE 2025. Now let’s see if anyone’s brave enough to actually enforce it.” 👙🍻🚫 🚔

What’s now banned (a.k.a. the average British holiday itinerary):

• Bikinis in the street — €300 to €1,500
• Booze-fuelled bladder/bowel failure — €300 to €1,500
• Public sexcapades — €500 to €1,800
• Sleeping in bushes or spitting on the pavement — €150 to €750

Officials say the rules will restore dignity to Albufeira.

👙🍻🚔 👙🍻💶

The Code of Conduct in Portuguese can be read here: https://diariodarepublica.pt/dr/detalhe/aviso/15425-2025-922108685👙🚫💶

22/06/2025

“Not a beach. Not a festival. Just a shopping centre. Welcome to Albufeira”. 😂

22/06/2025

“Another proud ambassador for British tourism… single-handedly boosting Portugal’s reputation. 🇬🇧🍻 ”

19/06/2025

🚏 Albufeira’s busiest bus stop — and not a single bus in sight. Vandalised, trashed, and doubling as the local red-light lounge. 🤣

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18/06/2025

Still waiting for that “quality tourism” everyone promised… 🤣

17/06/2025

A crackdown in paradise 🌴 — 15 men and one young woman arrested in a sweep on illegal activity.
Nationalities? Still undisclosed — but don’t worry, locals are already blaming the British.
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Sixteen people were arrested in the Algarve tourist hotspot of Albufeira between June 13 and 16 for a variety of criminal offences.

16/06/2025

“Albufeira by night: where streets become restaurants, pavements become toilets, and dignity queues up behind a kebab.” 🤣
🇵🇹 Welcome to the new tradition.

15/06/2025

“Don’t worry, definitely not a local — they only ever drink responsibly and never pass out in public. Must be another undercover Brit.” 🇵🇹🕵️‍♂️🍻

12/06/2025

“Operation Safe Summer 2025: Now with enhanced standing around and doing absolutely nothing. 👮‍♂️☀️🕶️ ” 🤣

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Começou hoje a “Operação Verão Seguro 2025”! 👮

A partir de hoje, dia 12 de junho e até dia 15 de setembro, damos início à Operação Verão Seguro, uma operação de patrulhamento geral, de apoio e de fiscalização, com particular ênfase na adoção das medidas de reforço das condições de segurança dos cidadãos nacionais e estrangeiros em:

➡️ Locais de veraneio;

➡️ Eventos;

➡️ Estabelecimentos e locais de diversão noturna;

➡️ Nos principais eixos rodoviários;

➡️ Nas fronteiras;

➡️ Nas zonas residenciais;

➡️ Na natureza e no ambiente.

✅ O objetivo é garantir a sua segurança, a ordem e a tranquilidade públicas em todo o território nacional!

12/06/2025

ALBU-FEAR-A: The Dark Side of Portugal’s Party Resort
Booze, brawls, and British mayhem — what the travel brochures don’t show. 😂