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I was chatting with a friend about getting a house-help to assist my wife and I at home.He asked, “Boy or girl?”I told h...
02/08/2025

I was chatting with a friend about getting a house-help to assist my wife and I at home.

He asked, “Boy or girl?”

I told him, “At this point, I don’t mind any gender. As long as the person is responsible and can work.”

He looked at me and said, “Ah, not me o. I can never bring a houseboy. God forbid!”

“Why not?” I asked

He said, “Before somebody’s son will come and be Bobriskying my sons’ yansh.”

“I don’t understand. Isn’t your son at more risk from a housegirl than a houseboy?” Because honestly, I was genuinely confused.

He replied, “Ah, that one is better nau. If girl handle my son, at least he go learn to ‘do am well’ from a young age. But a boy? God forbid! B4 my son will turn to James Brown.”

I was shocked.

Then he asked me, “What about you? Which one you prefer?”

“Prefer as how?”

“Like who you go like touch your son. Houseboy or housegirl?”

I went speechless for a second, then burst out: “What kind of sick, disturbing question is that?”

He laughed nervously

“None bro, none at all! My baby will never be ‘touched’ by any gender. Tufiakwa!”

“Calm down nah. Na joke we deh joke” he replied

“Alaye, don’t tell me to calm down. You and who dey joke? And don’t ever ask me that kind of nonsense question again.”

He just laughed nervously and walked away while my mouth stayed open in shock and anger

That’s how my interest for a help just d!e. Biko I no want again cos it’s a messed up world.

Even the friendship, I no want again. Because what kind of evul, degenerate mentality is that?

The End

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

Submissive women are red flags!I’ve been dating this girl for 2 months.Throughout that time, she kept disturbing me:“I’m...
01/08/2025

Submissive women are red flags!

I’ve been dating this girl for 2 months.
Throughout that time, she kept disturbing me:
“I’m tired of hotel segz. I’m tired of car segz. Whether inside your Range Rover or all your fleet of cars. If you can’t take me to your house, you won’t see my nakedness again. Maybe you’re even married.”

I tried to dodge taking her to where I’m living, but true true she refused to let me knack her again, and well, Kongi na bascard...

Two weeks later, I finally had opportunity.
She was so excited when I invited her over.

I gave her simple instructions after I took her to one of the rooms I had specially prepared for her.

“Just stay in this bedroom. Don’t roam around. Use only the toilet here. Watch Netflix, eat the food I ordered for you, and wait here for me.” Very simple instructions

Then I went out to watch football with my guys and drink small to celebrate after my team won and my ticket no cut.

Three hours later, I came back to the shock of my life.

This girl had turned the mansion upside down—an already clean mansion o! She swept everywhere, wiped every surface, dusted every room, rearranged the couches and tables, and even soaked the curtains. She even went and cooked soup and stew with assorted meat, chicken and fish she found in the fridge!

Then she said she saw pictures of “my parents” in one corner, so she brought them out… and then trashed some other ugly paintings and artworks that looked diabolical.

“Don’t worry darling, I’ll go to Oshodi and buy correct paintings and artworks for you” she said with a smile

Paintings that have been there for years. The artworks she called ugly and diabolical were brand new, and imported from all over the world.

And that was the day LAWMA came and carried everything!

I collapsed right there in the chilled air-conditioned sitting room. My chest tightened, sweat started pouring from places I didn’t know had pores. I couldn’t breathe!

I looked her in the eyes and said, “You’ve ki||ed me.”

“It’s not a big deal or are they not ordinary paintings?” She asked looking a bit scared

I started removing my clothes one by one.

No aunty, they’re not ordinary paintings & artworks. They are worth more than ur life & mine.

“What do you mean?” She asked

“The people in the portraits I hid from you are not my parents. They are my oga and my madam. The owners of this mansion. Me I’m just their driver.

“What?!!!” She screamed

I sat down on the floor, holding my head. Tears rolled freely. My oga and the wife were retuning returning tomorrow

What will I tell them happened to their most prized paintings and artworks they don’t joke with. Things they bought and collected from all over the world

“Baby, tell me you’re joking!” The animal asked

“I’m not a baby. I’m a Finished man!”

“Submissive Woman Has Killed Me”

The End

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

I met him in 2021, fresh out of secondary school, barely 17 and just gaining admission into the university.He was alread...
31/07/2025

I met him in 2021, fresh out of secondary school, barely 17 and just gaining admission into the university.
He was already in 200 level — tall, dark, handsome, and everything my teenage heart thought was “love.”
What did I really know about love? Nothing.

Loving him was easy.
He made me feel like his world began and ended with me… until it ended abruptly.

I got pregnant.

The day I told him, I watched his face change — fear first, then confusion, and finally, rejection.

“I’m not ready,” he blurted out, eyes avoiding mine.

I didn’t beg him. I didn’t scream. I just nodded.
But inside, I was breaking… broken… completely.

I had made a promise to God years ago—no matter what, I would never take a life I didn’t give myself.

My parents were mad at me, especially my father, a pastor. He stopped speaking to me and told me I was dead to him.

And then my baby came.

The day he held her, something inside him melted. My mother took my baby into her arms and sent me back to school, telling me, “You’ll finish. You will not waste your life because of this.”

So I went back to school like nothing happened. I studied like my life depended on it—because it did. I had been given a second chance & I wasn’t gonna waste it.

I buried his name, his face, his memory.
He was gone to me… dead and buried in a chapter I would never reopen.

And when it came to naming my baby,
I chose my father’s name —
because the man who once disowned me
became the man who stood in the shoes another boy ran away from.

Three months later, my father forgave me.
He didn’t say the words, but he came into my room one night, kissed my forehead, and prayed for me.
That was enough.

That night, I made myself a vow:
Never again.
I would never break this man’s heart,
nor shame the mother who held me close when the world laughed in my face.

But here I am, three years later—
final year, supposedly wiser, supposedly stronger—
and yet, I’m pregnant again.

By the same boy.
The one I forgave in secrecy,
the one I trusted with a second chance.

And just like before, he said he wasn’t ready. Only this time, he added salt to my wounds; “I’m not even sure it’s mine… I heard you move around a lot.”

My world stopped
The air left my lungs
Shame covered me
How do I face my parents again?

How did I let him do this to me twice?

The End

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

I started noticing her when she liked and commented on all my pictures from the very first picture I uploaded on Faceboo...
30/07/2025

I started noticing her when she liked and commented on all my pictures from the very first picture I uploaded on Facebook several years ago.

It was shortly after my girlfriend passed away after a brief illness.

I was grieving and stopped making posts yet everyday I woke up to series of notifications

She liked every single one of them!

I wasn't even furious especially when I realized she was female, so, Instead of a red flag, I was simply curious

What sort of stalking is this...

Then she began liking all my stories

One day, I woke up to over a hundred notifications

All likes!

I visited her profile, no info, no photo, not even one, just few friends and not even up to 100

But one mutual friend

My late girlfriend!!!

Is this a set-up? Did someone find out what I did?

My mind screamed

Curiousity got the better of me

So, I sent a friend request and messaged her

She replied immediately

She apologized and told me she wanted to get my attention before striking a convo

Well, you have it!

Immediately, she shot her shot and started professing love for me and my writing

Omo, I was speechless

She said she never had an opportunity but now, given the circumstances, and the timing, she wants to help me heal and love again

I told her I needed to see a picture to even process what she was saying

She asked for my WhatsApp number
I gave her
Next thing, she sent 10 pictures

I have never seen a more beautiful girl in all my life. Suddenly, I forgot about grieving

I asked for video call, she said no. If I want to talk or see her then it will be over a glass of wine not data

I was skeptical, what if she's a yahoo guy, kidnapper or even a set-up

But, I'm not Obi Cubana so who would wanna abduct me? Also, nobody has an axe to grind with me

After looking at the pictures again, I decided it was worth the risk

I fixed a date at ICM in the afternoon
I arrived first & waited, then I saw her come in barely a minute later

She was worth every curve, infact her pictures didn't do justice to her beauty!

She was walking towards me, shaking her hips from side to side and smiling as her large brezz bounced with each click of her heels

I became hard with desire and excitement

The only thing more beautiful than her smiles were her long, light skinned, pure, full beautiful legs and thighs, just exactly how I love it

As soon as she got closer, a lady passed and her phone fell right in front of me

I bent down to pick her phone and then from the corner of my eyes, I caught a glimpse of the legs of my date

I opened my eyes wide and cleaned them then looked again

Her feet or rather heels were not touching the ground

I looked up, she looked down

Then I looked again

Her legs were above the ground, she was floating

I looked up in fright, shaking as my mouth was unable to speak

She laughed out loud and then disappeared

I screamed

The girl whose phone fell, tapped me and asked me if I was okay

I tried to explain pointing with my fingers at the point where my date was standing but isn't anymore

It was then I saw the face of the girl whose phone dropped, It was my late girlfriend

"So, you are already cheating on me with another ghost, eh?" She asked, crying

I screamed again

She slapped me and disappeared too

The slap twisted my neck and my face turned to my back then I saw the Facebook girl and my girlfriend smiling and dancing together

I tried to turn my face back to my front but I couldn't

Now their heads were in their feet and their feet were now their heads

So, instead of standing on their feet they were standing on their heads

I wanted to scream but my mouth wouldn't open cos Elon Musk has blocked me from screaming the third time

Una go read rubbish tire today😁😂😂😁
I just said I shld waste everybody's time today as they wasted my time in the bank this morning

If u want to beat me, come by 8pm, I'll be in my house with VDM and Portable!

The End

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

Driving in Lagos will change you Doesn’t matter how gentle, sweet or kind you areEven if you’re a pastor, you will chang...
28/07/2025

Driving in Lagos will change you

Doesn’t matter how gentle, sweet or kind you are

Even if you’re a pastor, you will change at some point.

I've always been attending second service in my Church because waking up early to attend first service is a challenge for me.

But one Sunday, I decided to switch things up. I thought, "Why not attend first service for once, close on time, and then head back home to catch some extra sleep?"

So, I woke up very early and hit the road

As I was driving and approaching church, this driver just came out from no where and I almost hit him

I had to slam on my brakes very hard to avoid a collision.

Immediately, I started swearing for him

A whole cell leader and prayer warrior like me, raining curses on Sunday morning

Instead of him to be remorseful and apologetic, he stated insulting me too

The bea$t in me awoke, "May God pun!sh u! Ma*d man! Cr!m!nal, kidnapp£r!

He replied, “look at this born throway, taxi driver rushing to do business with your kurupe!”

Ah, immediately he called my car kurupe, it psined me eh. Is it my Corolla this f00l is calling kurupe?

I picked the bottle water inside my car, opened it and sprayed it on him then threw it inside his car

Feeling somewhat satisfied with my "revenge," I zoomed off

After I had driven a few kilometers, I glanced at my side mirror.

To my shock, uncle was behind me

I increased speed

Then I checked again, he was still behind me

Haba

Omo, I don jam real M*ad man o, I began to panic

Abeg o, na only mouth I get, I no get power

My mind started asking me, what if he’s a policeman or an army officer?

I started speeding and speaking in tongues

I accelerated some more, checked again, him too had increased his speed and was still behind me

I stepped on the gas and didn’t slow down till I got to the church premises

When I finally arrived at the church premises, lo and behold, the guy followed me in and even parked his car too!

Haba, is it because of small water, ordinary bottle water. Quickly, I ran to the church's protocol team, and was about reporting myself to them, eager to explain the situation and have them handle the "m*ad man."

But as I turned around, I saw him chatting and laughing with the other protocol members.

Wait, what?

Then he turned and our eyes locked

He was even holding my bottle water

He looked at me, I looked at him

Then something incredible happened - we both burst into laughter!

Apparently, he attends my church too and he’s even a protocol worker but his shift is first service that’s why we’ve never really noticed ourselves

He held up the bottle water I sprayed on him, gulped down the remaining water, and we hugged ourselves

“Kurupe,” he whispered in my ears

“Kidnapp3r,” I whispered back

We bursted out laughing again as I walked inside church

After service, I came out, and he had dropped a new bottle water on top my car.

Although I didn’t drink it that day but we've been friends ever since!

The End

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

In our office, our admin is the shortest and, unfortunately, the meanest person among us. He is rude and disrespectful t...
27/07/2025

In our office, our admin is the shortest and, unfortunately, the meanest person among us. He is rude and disrespectful to everyone except our boss, why she made him the admin we have no idea.

He constantly talks down on everyone, any little mistake he queries you, if you miss work for one day or come late for one hour, query.

He is so difficult to work with that we all have to walk on eggshells around him. Everybody is so scared of him in the company.

The worse part is he never misses work and he's always the first person to come to the office. Infact, he resumes earlier than the security guys and he's the last to leave the office

One day, a rare event occurred – we all resumed before him.

By 11am, he was still absent.

Later, our boss called and informed us that he was involved in an accident and wouldn't be able to come to work for a few days

We didn't know if we should celebrate because to most of us, it was not entirely bad news.

Surprisingly, the following day was his birthday, and our boss had planned a surprise office party for him.

Due to his condition, we were to celebrate at his house instead.

The next day, we all went to his house, we were taken aback by his appearance – bandaged and bruised. He looked like a truck ran him over.

At that moment, our resentment toward him gave way to pity. We decided to set aside our grievances and make him happy. His wife came out and, omo, she's a giant.

Towering over him, the contrast in size between them sparked some curiosity and gossip among us.

I understand why short people love tall and large women but for the life of me, I wonder why tall and huge women prefer short men.

While we were there, his kids began watching cartoon, Superman and Wonder Woman.

Few seconds later, his son, about 5 or 6 years tapped me and said, "uncle, Superman and Wonder Woman, who is stronger?"

Before I could answer, the younger sister now said, "women are stronger than men so Wonder Woman is stronger than Superman."

I wanted to say, of course not, men are naturally stronger than women but I turned and saw my boss looking at me.

"She now said, Kingdavid, answer the child. Men and women who's stronger?"

Her husband was looking at me too. In my mind I quickly calculated, because no be me them go use do scapegoat

So, I stood up and told everyone to be quiet because we have a very important question that requires an answer

I now asked the boy to ask everyone the question

Shyly, he said, "Men and women who is stronger?"

One of our oversabi new staff now said, "Men of course, men are biologically stronger than women."

Immediately the daughter now screamed

"It's a lie, girls are stronger than boys because Wonder Woman beat Superman in her cartoon."

The staff now said it's not real, that her cartoon is fake and in real life men will always beat women

"Then why is my mummy always beating my daddy or is that fake too?"

Everywhere became quiet

After what seemed like an eternity had passed, our admin now said, “Jennifer, that's not true, I and mummy were just playing.”

The son shouted, "No daddy, it's true. Even yesterday, my mummy beat you till you fainted, and that's why you didn't go to work today."

The mother now screamed, "Jennifer, Stephen l, both of you, come inside now!"

The End

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

Seven Days to BurnI used to think I was in control.People called me “Alpha male.” I commanded rooms, made decisions that...
26/07/2025

Seven Days to Burn

I used to think I was in control.
People called me “Alpha male.” I commanded rooms, made decisions that scared men and attracted women. But deep down, I was tired. I was tired of always being the one with the power 360 days a year.

All I ever wanted was to be dominated completely. To surrender control. I never told anyone; how could I? In a world where people worship strength, no one understands the hunger to kneel and submit.

I just wanted someone else to take control. Is that too hard to ask?

When I married Linda, I picked her carefully, like I picked my friends, my habits, my life. She was submissive, soft-spoken, yansh and brezz in portable sizes. The perfect wife.

She obeyed every instruction, never questioned me. But my fantasies were bigger than obedience. They were wild, dangerous… unspeakable like the action and k!lling movies my wife was obsessed with.

I assumed I could control her to learn to control me. I was wrong!

The first time I shared one of my deepest kinks with her, we were making love, and I told her to spit on me—she recoiled as if I’d turned into lucifer himself.

She nearly called both families and our pastor for intervention. Called me names, ritualist, yahoo boy, demon possessed. After that, I buried it. I would rather kpai than tell her my real fantasies.

Reason am, how can I open my mouth and tell my wife that my greatest fantasy is watching her getting fvcked by two strangers while I watched… or pleasuring her while she pretended nothing was happening during one of her live business streams on IG and TikTok

The idea of her struggling to keep a straight face while I’m between her legs in front of thousands of people watching, makes me hard

Well, I gave up on ever fulfilling my desires —until Cassandra.

We met online, debating s3xual taboos in Africa. She was bold, unfiltered, alive in ways I had never seen.

I knew what was coming, so I reached out to my trusted segz plug—Klassic waves fashion store on IG and TikTok then I chatted them on WhatsApp (WhatsApp +234 815 056 3070), and ordered my toys, male mastvrbators, cuffs, low-temp romantic candles, whips, mask, costumes— you name it! they had it. Discreet, fast, no questions asked.

When Cassandra and I finally met, she didn’t hesitate. She owned me— told me to kneel. I obeyed. She spat on me, slapped me, chained me, made me bark like a dog, then urinated on me.

I had never been so alive.

Cassandra became my addiction. No limit, no judgment, no shame. She was my genie and fulfilled all my wishes.

I watched her get fvcked by two men while I stroked myself raw. We role-played as doctors and nurses, did things Linda would call “abominations.”

My favorite was wax play, Wax play is therapeutic for me, so I brought out the dripping hot, low-temp candle I got from , unlike your regular candles, they burn at a lower temperature, so you can enjoy the heat on your body without worrying about causing injury.

Cassandra laid down and allowed me pour wax over her naked body and watched it dry while she moaned.

But every addiction has a cost, and mine came with hers: “My fantasy,” she said one night, “is to watch you with your wife. And when you’re done, I join you both.”

I laughed so hard tears were coming out of my eyes. I told her it’s easier for her to become the president of Nigeria than getting my wife to do that and she should just forget about it.

But Cassandra wasn’t laughing. “You owe me,” she whispered. “Every fantasy you’ve had, I’ve given you. Now it’s my turn.” I want to watch a married couple together, and join them. Make it happen.

When I said no, she sent me a video—me, naked, chained, barking, covered in her urine.
“Seven days,” she said. “Make it happen, or the world sees this. All of it… and then some”

Day one: I begged.
Day two: I offered money.
Day three: I considered running.
Day four: I tried deleting every account I owned.
Day five: I prayed.
Day six: I sent Linda and the kids to her parents… then invited Cassandra over.

The doorbell rang. Cassandra walked in with a smile that could cut glass.
Behind her… was Linda.

My wife, confused but calm, held Cassandra’s phone. “She sent me a video,” she said. “Told me to come see for myself.”

My stomach fell into my feet. I couldn’t breathe

My wife’s face darkened as she scrolled through all the videos. Her breathing changed.

“I didn’t trust you, so I invited your wife. Now, let’s make this fantasy real.” Cassandra said grinning

I was enraged at Cassandra, I was shouting at her asking why, when Linda came out of the kitchen and walked over to Cassandra holding her phone —smiling.

“I never knew you liked to watch,” Linda said, voice low. “I’m gonna tell you a secret, I have a fantasy too,” Linda said quietly. “I like to watch… people die.”

Before I could react, Linda pulled out the kitchen knife she must have hidden behind her back and slashed Cassandra’s throat in one clean motion. Blood sprayed everywhere. Cassandra dropped, gasping, eyes wide with disbelief.

I stood there, mouth open, as Linda dragged me into the bedroom and locked the door. “Stay here. We’ll talk after I’m done handling your mess,” she said, her eyes cold.

An hour later, Cassandra’s body was gone. Phone—smashed. Every incriminating video—wiped. Linda came back, covered in sweat but calm.

Three weeks have passed. I still don’t know how to process what happened—how my quiet wife turned into something fierce, dangerous even and in control!

Last night, she whispered in my ear: “Next time you have a fantasy, tell me first.”

And then… she spat on me.

“I own you now!”

That’s the last thing my wife said… right before she urinated on me.



THE END

©️Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

The Pastor stood there, dressed in his three-piece suit, spitting fire from the pulpit.Behind him sat his mother, Mummy ...
25/07/2025

The Pastor stood there, dressed in his three-piece suit, spitting fire from the pulpit.

Behind him sat his mother, Mummy G.O, whom everyone revered almost like a goddess. She watched him with a satisfied smile, proud of her son and the new general overseer

She was a strong woman and had taken over the church years ago after God “called” her husband home, then one day shocked everyone by stepping down. She said the Spirit instructed her to hand over to her young son, Pastor Donny.

Many old-timers left, grumbling, but not my parents. To them, loyalty to Mummy G.O was loyalty to God. If she said her son was the chosen one, then so be it.

She was 55 when she stepped down; now she’s 60, still elegant, and beautiful and still commanding respect.

I smiled

And Pastor Donny? He’d done well. He hadn’t just filled his father’s shoes—he’d built an empire around them. The ones who left returned, humbled, when the church didn’t collapse as they predicted.

To many, he was now more than a pastor, he was like a mini God and their Daddy.

They obeyed his every word like it was law.

I would have been irritated if I wasn't amused, and in a way, proud of the man Mummy G.O. made out of him

I wanted to be such a man too, for I secretly admired the boldness, power and wisdom this young middle 30'ish man had, and used on people much more older and younger than him.

Even though I knew deep down he wanted his mum to be proud of him, he worked twice as hard to impress her and Live up to his father's image in her eyes

I knew all this and more yet, I still envied him, but at least I have something better and far more greater than his title and position, I consoled myself with that knowledge.

He was full of energy, an enigma, he knew the right words to say at any time. Even my parents were mesmerized by his charisma and charm, they watched him like kids watching a magician perform on stage

He shouted, "Where is your faith? If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can move mountains!”

"Yes daddy," "Ride on sirrrrrr," "Thank you papa!"

I almost laughed as the congregation kept on responding to his ministrations, same thing they have heard all their lives yet, somehow he made it sound like you are just hearing it for the first time.

He was charged and fired up.

He loosened his tie, and for a second, I thought he was going to throw it into the crowd or jump in. I imagined my parents diving forward, scrambling for the tie of a man young enough to be their son, whom they called daddy

An image flashed in my head - "Call me daddy!" I heard myself say.

I laughed out loud

My mum smiled at me, thinking I was in the Spirit too

Then Pastor Donny screamed: “Do not be afraid! Take that bold step today and do something about your situation!”

It felt like a direct message to me or an attack... Was he indirectly talking to me? I was confused

After service, he stood beside his mother, greeting everyone that came to him. I knew they wouldn't leave until they saw us

It got to our turn and we all shook their hands, exchanged pleasantries and complimented him for the wonderful service

I turned as we walked away, and smiled, I got one back and even a wink.

Later in the evening, his words wouldn't leave my mind; 'Fear not, be bold, be strong!'

Was he talking to me? Should I finally tell my parents? Is this the right time?

"My son, you are still awake?"
It was my mother, entering my room without knocking as usual

Despite leaving the house almost 5yrs ago, I still find my way to the mainland most weekends to visit my parents & eat well. But most importantly, service. I wouldn't miss Sunday service in church but that was my secret or at least, one of them.

"My son, isn't it time you let another woman take care of you?" She asked.
“You’re 33. When will you marry?”

"But mama, if what I'll eat is the only reason you want me to get married, let me hire a cook then." I replied, smiling

"You know what I mean. If you have a wife, you won't have to travel all the way from Lekki for my food. Eh. Besides, won't we carry your own kids?"

"I'm sorry mama, but Ogechi and Adaku already have kids for you and papa..."

"And so therefore…so all the girls we have introduced you to, no one is good enough, what do you want?"

I decided to say it. "Mama, I have someone already."

My mother screamed and my father ran inside the room: “Ogini, what's happening. Who is it again?"

"Papa Uche, it's your son. He finally has a girlfriend."

My father hissed and then smiled. "Is that why you shouted, you almost gave me a heart attack. Ngwanu, my son, congratulations, so, who's she and when are we seeing her."

I sighed and looked away sadly

"What is it, why the sad look eh?" My mother asked still smiling

"Mama, papa..." I said

"Ogini?" They chorused

I paused, then stood up and faced them

"What is the matter, why are you hesitating to tell us, is she Yoruba?"

The only thing my parents hated more than me being single, was me dating a Yoruba girl or a Muslim.

"No, she's not Yoruba." I swallowed and wished it was the case

"Is she a Muslim?" My father barked

"No, sir."

"Then what?" My mother asked impatient

Pastor’s words rang in my ears;'Be bold. Fear not!'

"You already know...It's Pastor..."

"What happened to Pastor?" My mother cut me off.

I swallowed hard.

It's Pastor Donny's mother. Mummy G.O…we’re in love."

The room went silent for two seconds—then:

“A wụ m la m o!” my parents screamed in unison.

The End

Ajebo Writer

©️Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne

When I married Nina, I thought I had hit the jackpot — beautiful, prayerful, and supportive. For months, everything felt...
23/07/2025

When I married Nina, I thought I had hit the jackpot — beautiful, prayerful, and supportive. For months, everything felt perfect. She’d wake me up with prayers, cook my favorite meals, and fill the house with laughter.

Then she insisted we needed help at home. But not housegirls—only houseboys.
“Men work harder and don’t gossip,” she said

I thought it was insecurity. I had a past, after all. Back in my bachelor days, I wasn’t exactly a saint. Maybe she just wanted to protect her home.

So, I agreed

We hired our first houseboy, Chibuike. He was 14, quiet, hardworking and very respectful. Few days after, I noticed my wife was always complaining about him. We would be laughing and gisting and once he walks in her mood will change

I’ve read stories of women maltreating their help and I swore I was never going to be the husband that keeps quiet in the face of this injustice but somehow I found myself not confronting my wife maybe because it’s a houseboy. I just felt he’ll be alright as a man.

One month later, he packed his things and left without a word.
Wouldn’t take my calls. Blocked me even.

Nina said he stole money and ran. I believed her.

We hired another houseboy, Daniel. More mature, around 18 or so. He was neat, polite, and well mannered. Two weeks in, he came to me: “Sir, I can’t continue.”

I asked why. He just said, “It’s nothing, sir. Personal reasons.”
He couldn’t even look me in the eye.

“Is something wrong with these boys?” I asked my wife. She just shrugged and said, “Young people of today don’t have staying power.”

“Should we maybe try a female instead? Since all these boys aren’t working out.”
She snapped, “No! I’m not comfortable with girls in this house!”

I didn’t want drama or her wahala, so, I let it go.

This cycle repeated with two more houseboys, Edwin & David. I decided to pay a closer attention, and I discovered my wife maltreated them.

Initially when they start, she’ll be very nice but then few days later she’ll change. They can’t stay in the sitting room, they can’t eat when we’re eating, only leftovers, when it’s time to pay, she’ll delay!

After the fourth one left, I started feeling bad. “Babe, you’re being too harsh on these boys,” I said one night

She snapped: “If u don’t like how I run this house, then handle them urself. I won’t have lazy people in my space.”

I decided no more live-in help.

Then my close friend, Niyi, was going through marital issues and needed a place to crash for one night instead of going home. I let him

He stayed one night. Then another & another. I enjoyed the company. At least, with him around, Nina was soft-spoken, cheerful, & normal.

But something about his constant visits bothered me cos I know his wife. So, I called him one day and advised him to stop running from home and fix his marriage. He said he would but nothing changed

Then another of my friend, Nnamdi, who’s a staunch born again Christian visited. We used to call him Pastor Nnamdi because he is always preaching and advising us to repent

One evening, while watching a movie together, I stepped out to take a call. When I returned, my wife was gone, and Nnamdi sat stiff like a man who’d seen a ghost. He left early the next morning without breakfast or goodbye.

I asked my wife and she said she didn’t notice anything but I couldn’t shake the feeling off. I paid Nnamdi a surprise visit that morning after taking a break from work

I looked him in the eye and told him I will not leave until he tells me the truth.

“This is hard to say, but you’re like a brother to me, and I hope you’ll understand. Your wife came to me last night. She tried to touch me, begged me to let her come to my room. I refused. She knelt down, trying to unzip me before you walked in.”

I froze. My body went cold.

I drove home I’m silence, grabbed a kitchen knife, and confronted Nina: “Talk… or kpai.” She saw my eyes and knew I wasn’t playing

She broke down, crying uncontrollably: “I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I tried with all of them—the houseboys. Once we do once & they refuse again, I’ll start maltreating them so they’d leave. Even Nnamdi… I thought he’d say yes. And Niyi… yes, Niyi too.”

“Niyi?” I swallowed hard. “What… what happened to him?”

She admitted they’ve been sleeping together. Me, I’m a deep sleeper, a bomb could go off & I wouldn’t wake.

Suddenly, everything made sense — the houseboys running away, avoiding eye contact, Niyi’s constant sleepovers

All this while, I thought she was just a harsh woman who made life miserable for the houseboys.
But the truth?
She was a predator!

Then she said something else. She had hypersexual disorder—an uncontrollable sexual compulsion. She said she was abused by different houseboys as a child, told her parents but no one believed her.

She wept, trembling, saying she hated herself but couldn’t stop.

I stared at her, the woman I thought I knew & saw a stranger—a predator trapped in her own trauma.

That night, I drove to Niyi’s house. He was shocked to see me, told him I had a fight with Nina & needed to crash.

Inside, I saw his teenage daughter, barely sixteen, she’ll be my first. And his wife, out of shape and insecure, she’ll be the next.

I thought of my wife’s younger sister—21, flirtatious, always playful with me and I smiled. The list is endless.

And for the first time, I understood something, “When you wake a sleeping dog… it bites.

Nina, your past isn’t my problem.
You woke something in me.
And now… I’m on a rampage.

What is good for the Goose, is good for Uganda!

The End

Ajebo Writer

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