KUYA JEL

02/09/2025

Bagong Uri ng Buwaya matatagpuan lamang sa Pilipinas Scientific name : Crocodulus Contractus

02/09/2025

Naalala niyo ba si Lolo na nanguha lang ng mangga para may pangkain? Agad kinulong, buong katawan pa pinicturan na parang hardened criminal, tapos pinalabas sa media na para bang isa siyang malaking banta sa lipunan.
Pero yung mga taong bilyon-bilyon ang ninakaw sa kaban ng bayan walang posas, walang mugshot, walang kahihiyan. Parang immune sa batas at proud pa mga anak nila at sila FLEX ang kanilang ninakaw sa socmed.
Ganito talaga ang Selective Justice System sa Pilipinas: mabigat ang kamay sa mahihirap, pero bulag, p**i, at bingi pag mayaman at makapangyarihan ang may sala.
Kaya wlang asenso ang Pilipinas.

23/07/2025

Tanong mo sa kapatid mo manang IMEE😁😆.

23/07/2025

ang pag tutuos ng A*O NG MAYNILA at AGILA NG DAVAO sino kaya ang mananaig abangan sa ARANETA COLISEUM😆

05/05/2025

OFW sa QATAR nagpadala ng package sa ASAWA pagbukas nagulat ang asawa sa laman😱

03/05/2025

An elephant and a dog became pregnant at the same time. Three months later, the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six months after that, she was pregnant again, and nine months later, she gave birth to another dozen puppies. This pattern continued for some time.
Eighteen months later, the dog approached the elephant and asked, "Are you sure you're pregnant? We conceived on the same day. I've already given birth to a dozen puppies three times, and you're still expecting! What's going on?"
The elephant calmly replied, “There’s something important I need you to understand. What I carry isn’t a puppy; it’s an elephant. I only give birth once every two years, but when my baby touches the earth, the world will feel it. When it crosses a street, people will stop and stare in awe. What I carry is powerful and majestic."
She continued, “Don’t lose faith. When you see others receiving their rewards quickly, don’t feel jealous if yours hasn’t come yet. Don’t despair. Instead, remind yourself, 'My time is coming. And when it does, people will be amazed.'"
MORAL:
God’s timing is perfect. Everything comes when it is meant to—never too soon, never too late, but always at the right moment.
Courtesy: Unknown author

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