Total Praetorian Network

01/09/2025

🚨 New Masculinity Monday Article 🚨

Did COVID-19 and modern social media weaken men worldwide? Marcus Cole explores the Global Sissification Hypothesis, examining how the pandemic, decreased testosterone, and the rise of TikTok created a perfect storm for passivity and effeminacy.

Only a handful of alpha males resisted, sticking to old social media, switching to alternatives like Truth Social and BlueSky, or leaving the digital distractions entirely. The rest? Trapped in the soyboy farms of mindless scrolling.

💪 Real men are hunters by nature, not cattle. Reclaim your focus, autonomy, and strength.

👉 Read the full article: https://praetorian.today/health/the-global-sissification-hypothesis-how-covid-and-social-media-weakened-men/

The COVID-19 pandemic was unlike any other global event in recent history. While the exact cause-and-effect remains speculative, there’s a strong hypothe

31/08/2025

🥊 FITNESS OR FIGHT CLUB?
At Iron Will Gym in Praetoria, trainer Anna Forrest has introduced the most brutal fitness test we’ve ever seen:

💥 One clean, full-force punch to the stomach—delivered by Anna herself.
No warmup. No padding. No mercy.

She’s 183 cm tall, 84 kg of CrossFit power, and doesn’t hold back.
Some participants pass out. Others drop to the floor making strange noises.
Even hardened gym regulars say it’s the most honest ab test they’ve ever taken.

“If your abs can’t take a punch, they’re decorative,” Anna says.

📖 Read the full story of pain, pride, and Praetorian power:
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In Praetoria’s toughest gym, getting your abs tested doesn’t mean crunches.It means getting punched in the stomach by Anna Forrest. At Iron Will Gym, w

08/08/2025

🌿 New from Anna Forrest on Total Praetorian Network:

"Mitragyna Javanica: The Herbal Underdog with Real Potential"
🔗 https://praetorian.today/lifestyle/food-drink/mitragyna-javanica-the-herbal-underdog/

Can’t get kratom? Dealing with a matcha shortage? Looking for a gentler plant-based option?

Mitragyna Javanica is a milder cousin of kratom — legal in more places, easy to brew, and surprisingly effective when done right.

✅ Brew it in a coffee maker
✅ 1 gram per cup, plus lemon juice for better extraction
✅ Low density powder — measure carefully
✅ Smooth taste, clean vibe, no crash

It’s not about getting high — it’s about staying sharp.
Anna Forrest explains why this herbal underdog deserves your respect.

Kratom isn’t legal everywhere. That’s what happens when nanny states panic over freedom-enhancing plants. But that doesn’t mean you’re out of optio

03/08/2025

🔥 New from Anna Forrest on Total Praetorian Network:

"Build Muscle, Burn Fat, and Train Hard — With Kratom Done Right"
🔗 https://praetorian.today/health/fitness/build-muscle-burn-fat-and-train-hard-with-kratom-done-right/

Kratom isn't a shortcut. It’s a tool—and if you use it with discipline, it can amplify your training without compromising your strength.

Anna Forrest breaks it down:
💪 Push/Pull/Legs gym split
🏃‍♀️ Running, CrossFit, and yoga combo
🌿 MSM + Ashwagandha stack
⚖️ Max 4g kratom/day (for a 70kg adult)
⏸️ Take breaks to avoid tolerance
⛔ Don’t turn it into a crutch

Train with intention. Supplement with strategy. No excuses.

You can build muscle. You can burn fat.And yes — you can do it while using kratom.But only if you respect the process. Let’s get something straight: kr

29/07/2025

🇷🇺💥 THE FINAL HOLD: Death by Body Scissors? It’s Real. It’s Russian. It’s Wrestling.

In the shadow of Moscow, a man too weak to complete a single pushup has scheduled his death—in the grip of a body scissors hold delivered by 187 cm Soviet-style powerhouse Yulia Chrusjtjov.

She’s not just a wrestler.
She’s not just a bodybuilder.
She’s a living monument to strength—a Red Titan with thighs built like steel pistons, trained in the old-school traditions of discipline, silence, and absolute force.

And now she’s part of Equilibrium Exit, the world’s most controversial assisted-suicide startup.
The client? A man whose strength has permanently left him.
His wish? To be ended by strength he’ll never reclaim.

In the TPN studio, Anna Forrest defends the decision.
Opponents call it death by fe**sh and weakness worship.
CEO Alec Trevelyan? He doubled down:

“A real man would prefer death by snu snu before dying from his own weakness.”

📖 Read the full article here:
👉 https://praetorian.today/world/russia/man-chooses-death-by-body-scissors-at-russias-controversial-equilibrium-exit/

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — A man with a chronic progressive disease has scheduled the end of his life at Equilibrium Exit, a controversial assisted-suicide start-u

29/07/2025

With Memes that Offend – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers! 🎉

26/07/2025

“Stop Whining About Who Texted First” Nicky Forrest claps back at the bitter benchwarmers complaining about initiating contact.
💬 “I don’t chase. I select.” If a popular person replies to you — that’s not a rejection, it’s an upgrade.
Read her latest truth bomb now 👉 [link] Link in bio

23/07/2025

🧠⚠️ New from Marcus Cole: The Quantum Temptation

Quantum physics is one of the most powerful tools we have to understand the universe — but it also comes with a dangerous trap.

In his latest article, Marcus Cole warns of the seductive idea that your perception shapes reality. It doesn’t. That path leads straight to solipsism — the philosophical sugar crash of theoretical physics.

Use quantum theory to build, not escape. Master the math. Respect the probability. Stay grounded in the real world.

🔗 Read the full warning:
👉 https://praetorian.today/science/the-quantum-temptation/

Quantum physics is one of the most powerful tools mankind has ever developed to understand the universe. It’s not optional. It’s not fringe. It’s ess

21/07/2025

🌿 New from Anna Forrest on Total Praetorian Network:

"Kratom Is Rising — and Gen Z Is Leading the Way"
🔗 https://praetorian.today/lifestyle/food-drink/kratom-is-rising-and-gen-z-is-leading-the-way/

Gen Z is drinking less—and Anna has a theory.
They’ve found something better: kratom.

✅ Supports focus, calm, and physical performance
✅ Doesn’t wreck your body like alcohol
✅ Works with your goals, not against them

But it’s not a free-for-all.
💡 Keep it up to 4g/day for a 70kg adult
🚫 Don’t drive on it
🔁 Take breaks to avoid tolerance

This isn’t about getting high. It’s about taking control.
Kratom isn’t weakness—it’s a botanical power move.

Gen Z is drinking less alcohol than any generation before them—and I’m here for it. But let’s be honest: this isn’t just about “health trends”

18/07/2025

🧠 Weaponized Weeping: How Excessive Crying Breeds Dacryphilia 💧

Crying is human. But too much of it - especially in relationships - can have disturbing side effects.

Mother Mayhem issues a stark warning: crying too often may train your partner to associate your pain with pleasure. It’s called dacryphilia, and it’s more common than you think.

Even worse? TikTok trends that glamorize fake tears for views.
They don’t raise awareness - they attract fe**shists.

Read the full breakdown:
👉 https://praetorian.today/lifestyle/relationships/crying-too-much-can-lead-to-dacryphilia/

There was a time when tears had meaning. They signaled loss, frustration, heartbreak. But in today’s hyper-digital world, crying has become currency—an

15/07/2025

15/07/2025

🦠 BREAKING: Covid Enters the WWE Era
Donald Trump has signed an executive order requiring all current and future Covid variants to be named after WWE wrestlers. First up? The newly emerged Stratus variant, named after Trish Stratus.

It’s got the usual symptoms—cough, fatigue, congestion—but this one brings a signature finisher: a raspy, scratchy, promo-ready voice.

Doctors are calling it “Stratus Throat.”
Wrestling fans are calling it long overdue.

Coming soon: Orton, Cena, Batista… and maybe even The Undertaker for the final boss.

💥 Full article in the ring:
👉 https://praetorian.today/wrestling/new-stratus-variant-debuts-under-trumps-wwe-naming-order/

It’s official—Covid has gone full kayfabe. Following a surprise executive order by Donald J. Trump, all future Covid-19 variants will now be named afte