20/04/2025
Things that define African
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1. Urinating behind the latrine๐ฝ๐ฆ
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall๐๐ด
3. Keeping brooms behind the door๐
4. When you get rich, people say you have a ๐๐
5. When you get old, you're a witch๐๐
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.๐คจ
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.๐๐ค
8. Counting pieces of meat.๐๐
9. No natural dยฃath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.๐ฅบ๐ญ
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.๐
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11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.๐๐ฅต
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)๐ฅถ๐คฌ
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.๐คฅ๐
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.๐คง๐ฅณ
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)๐ฅฑ๐ค
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.๐
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.๐
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.๐คฅ
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband ๐๐
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.๐ค๐
*I am a proud African*
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