Simon Ater

10/09/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Chaco Aco, Drew Kins, Costa Dzikatira, Kul Purush, Yolly Bedes, Annette Mum Einstein, SN Rima Akther, Hakim Abiel Goch, Nwaigwe Chinaemeucheya, Colleta Angel, Monda Alex, Nadima Abdu, Salvador Guiruela, Mani Max, Mowm Jules, Achol Mabior.

09/09/2025

“AMAZING PREGNANCY FACTS 🤰✨”

💓 Baby’s heart starts beating at 5–6 weeks

👶 Baby can hear sounds from the womb at 18–20 weeks

🌸 Uterus grows up to 500 times its size

🦶 Babies can hiccup inside the womb

💖 Mom’s blood volume increases by about 50%

07/09/2025

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 🌕

A rare celestial event will unfold tonight as a total lunar eclipse, commonly known as Chandra Grahan or Blood Moon, will be visible in the night sky

📅 Date: September 7-8, 2025

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 🌕

Eclipse will be clearly visible across India, including Delhi, Mumbai, Kolkata and Bengaluru, as well as in Asia, Australia, eastern Africa, and parts of Europe.

07/09/2025

A resolved case by a husband's wife & the judge.

Once upon a time, a beautiful woman went to visit her husband who had just been sentenced to forty years in jail due to his crime.

As soon as she entered the visiting room, she hugged her husband & exclaimed with tears in her eyes," Oh! David, Oh! David".
And the husband replied, my love, what are you going to do about my imprisonment?
"Oh! David, I spoke to the judge who's handling your case. And what did he say my love, David asked?
"He told me to make love with him for forty times to reduce your prison sentence by one year ".
What a miserable bastard & what did you say to that son of a bitch, David asked?
Oh! David, we shall talk about it at home, pick up your things & let's go home, 40 years had been covered, I slept with him already.
They went home though the husband felt sad.

Is this woman supposed to be congratulated or not?
Does she love her husband?

06/09/2025

🗣️✨ SPEECH DEVELOPMENT MILESTONES

Your baby’s journey to talking starts earlier than you think! Here’s what to expect:

👶 0–6 months – Coos, gurgles, reacts to voices, starts babbling
👶 6–12 months – Babbling sounds like real speech, says “mama/dada,” responds to their name
👧 12–18 months – Says 5–20 words, points & uses gestures to communicate
👦 18–24 months – Vocabulary grows (50+ words), combines 2 words (“more milk”)
👩 2–3 years – Uses short sentences, asks simple questions, understood by family most of the time

💡 Parent Tip: Talk, sing, read, and respond to your baby’s sounds — every word you share builds their speech and language skills!

06/09/2025

🤰 BIRTH FACTS 👶

✨ Average labor lasts 12–24 hours
✨ A baby is born every ~2 seconds worldwide 🌍
✨ Longest recorded labor = 75 days 😱
✨ Babies are born with 300 bones (adults have 206)
✨ Most babies are born between 8AM–12PM ⏰

05/09/2025

In life, you fear no one except God but respect everyone.

05/09/2025

The way flies behave around a person that has just farted, is the same way ladies behave around a man that has money.

04/09/2025

When you sell your friend, even your buyer won't trust you. Stop betraying others.

03/09/2025

02/09/2025

Once a upon a time, a little boy said, " Mom, did you know that Josephine is a God's messenger?
You meant the maid, why did you say that my son?
The boy said well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with her two hands on the wall & she was shouting, "Oh! God I'm coming, Oh! God I'm coming".

If it wasn't my dad who was holding her tightly from her behind, she would have gone up to the heaven forever.
What did you learn from this history?

02/09/2025

Condoms are made by humans for humans to prevent humans from making more humans unknowingly.