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Honey bae I have promised to live my life as a resolution and not just a process of evolution ๐ŸคŸ

27/08/2025

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
A Guy living abroad called his mum to say
PETER: "mom, I've got HรŽV n so I'm coming
home"
MOM: (begging) please, PETER, never come back
home".
PETER surprised) "why"
MOM: "If you come home, your wife will get it
and she will give it to ur brother, ur brother
will
give it to our house girl and she will give it to
your father. Your father will give it to me and I
will give it to our driver, our driver will give it
to
ur sister and if your sister gets it, then the
entire
village will get it. So we are counting on you to
dรฎe alone. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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19/08/2025

BREAKING NEWS:

Men are in short supply worldwide.

UN releases demographic report for the first quarter of 2025.

There are 7.8 billion people on planet Earth.

- Women = 5.6 billion breaths
- men = 2.2 billion

So the UN advises women to be cautious in their attitude towards men, because out of 2.2 billion men:

- 1 billion married already
- 130 million in jail
- 70 million suffer from mental health problems and various illnesses.

That means there are only about 1 billion men available for marriage.

And who is this billion:

- 56% are unemployed
- 3% of them are gay
- 1% are Catholic priests.
- 10% are parents or close relatives
- 30% over 65 years old.

Woman? pay attention and respect your man when you get one.๐Ÿ˜œ

18/06/2025

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30/01/2025

Men,

At the age of 18 - 26

1. Never propose to a woman.

2. Never tell a woman you 'love her'.

3. Never commit.-on anything. S*x, money, attention. Actually, attention is your golden currency. Don't give it freely to women.

4. Never waste your time chatting with women on Whatsapp. Time is your resource. Value it.

5. Approach many women. The more you approach, the more you learn game and bulletproof against rejection and oneitis.

6. Use a condom. A pregnant woman is the property of the state. She can mess with your future.

7. Date one woman at a time. Don't be a promiscuous but refer to numbers 1,2 and 3 above.

8. Never introduce any woman to your parents until you are ready to marry.

9. Never date single mothers and or a woman older than you. Never date a slut. Don't have s*x with prostitutes.

10. Never send fare. Save that money by buying shares in the stock market.

11. At your age, you should be concerned about building a solid foundation for your future. You should set a strong pillars for your 5Ms. Don't loose sleep because of a 5 minute moment of pleasure. The woman you are struggling to please will eventually dump you for a man who has his 5Ms well figured because she is already at her peak.

12. Stop struggling to please women because of s*x. Society is hypers*xualized. Don't be sedated like the masses. The masses are hypnotized with erotic texts, images and videos. Remain sober and and realize that indiscriminate s*x is a tool to extract your masculine energy at an early age.

13. Do not watch po*******hy. Do not ma******te. You are probably failing because you are an addict to po*******hy. It is only a gay man who enjoys watching a naked man behind the screens. It leaves you week and depressed. You are failing because of ma********on. Heal from ma********on. It will kill your masculinity.

14. You cannot elongate your p***s. Don't lose sleep because of s*x. Don't think the only thing that is between you and your future is s*x. Drop this pornograp

The ENTIRE delegation of Real Madrid will NOT travel to Paris. Decision made by Florentino Pรฉrez.Real Madrid are in SHOC...
28/10/2024

The ENTIRE delegation of Real Madrid will NOT travel to Paris. Decision made by Florentino Pรฉrez.

Real Madrid are in SHOCK as Vinicius Jr will NOT win the Ballon dโ€™Or. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

28/10/2024

๐Ÿšฉ The 30 Menโ€™s Ballon dโ€™Or nominees by club:

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Real Madrid - 7
๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Man City - 4
๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Arsenal - 4
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Leverkusen - 3
๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Barcelona - 2
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Inter - 2
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Roma - 2
๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Chelsea - 1
๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Bayern - 1
๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท PSG - 1
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Atalanta - 1
๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Aston Villa - 1
๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Ath. Bilbao - 1

23/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Muhammad Adam Bug, Tabuly Taban, Atem Deng Mothkou Atem

18/10/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Tondi Mines, Jackson Kisilu, Mugunda Henry, Chris Meddy, Jurkuch Yong Deng

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