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09/07/2026

Everyone should be independent because it's a happy independence day🀜 πŸ€› I don't want to hear something like send me transport fares 😜
happiest 15 independence anniversary to this my beloved blessed country

08/07/2026

Things that define Africans*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
1. Urinating behind the latrineπŸš½πŸ’¦
2. Wife sleeping next to the wallπŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
3. Keeping brooms behind the doorπŸ˜‚
4. When you get rich, people say you have a 🐍😁
5. When you get old, you're a witchπŸ˜’πŸ’”
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.🀨
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.πŸ˜πŸ€”
8. Counting pieces of meat.πŸ–πŸ›
9. No natural dΒ£ath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.πŸ˜…πŸ˜œ
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.😟πŸ₯΅
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)πŸ₯ΆπŸ€¬
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.πŸ€₯πŸ˜‡
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.🀧πŸ₯³
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)πŸ₯±πŸŽ€
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.πŸ˜‚
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.😁
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.πŸ€₯
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband πŸ˜’πŸ’”
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.πŸ€“πŸ˜
*I am a proud African*
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Let me eatπŸ˜‚

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04/07/2026

Breaking News
Man falls from a tree during a romantic escapade and breaks his knee.

Residents in Nangoromito were left in shock after a couples reportedly decided to knack on top of a tree, only for the man to lose balance and crash down, injuring his knee. His sweetheart remained stranded on the branches with legs spread and hanging like a national flag on a windy day.

According to three boys who were passing by, they heard a strange noise from the bush and rushed to investigate. To their surprise, they found a nΓ ked man on the ground crying in pain.

They were confused about what had happened, but they looked up and spotted a Darked-skinned girl lying on the tree branch with her legs parted like the Red Sea.

10/06/2026

Imagine a graduate saying driver I want to drΓΈp at the next bus stopπŸ™„ really??
Instead of saying *driver plz could you kindly pre-stoplog!cally apply the technically Β£ffective bre@k in a professional manner that my humble personality can progressively al!ght in a stable motion to term!nate my journey at next bus stop.

Simple and shørt😏

I don't know what our Educational System is turning into πŸ˜”πŸ˜ŽπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

24/05/2026

home is the best

15/05/2026

No matter how beautiful and expensive ur wedding is, it will never make sense to us who didn't chopπŸ˜”
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06/05/2026

I'm quite but I never quit
I'm finally back πŸ˜„

06/05/2026

*DIDI DEDE Is a new banger*

- *"DIDI DEDE isn’t just a song β€” it’s Budi blood in audio. Shield up. Spears up. Stream up πŸ›‘οΈ
- *"Our mothers danced to drums. We dance to DIDI DEDE. Culture didn’t die, it evolved. Show love to Budi sound."*
the guy behind this sounds is your one and only Finest guy with a finest voice
de bwoy

24/04/2026

Talent without unity is Noise 😁

With Susanny Abeikori Lopir – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!
21/04/2026

With Susanny Abeikori Lopir – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

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