01/07/2023
Very interesting pls read 😂
I decided to take myself out and spoil myself.
There's no law against a man taking himself out and having a good time.
So, I freshened up, wore a nice clean vintage shirt, ironed my pants and wore my suede.
I sprayed perfume, brushed my hair and checked myself in the mirror, God, I looked hot!
I grabbed my car keys and drove off to Ikeja, found a good hangout and parked in an available spot.
I had just ordered lunch and a bottle of wine when I noticed a fair skinned girl sitting opposite me, from her position, you could tell she had curves to die for.
She was putting on red and you know fair skinned girls and red, they compliment each other so well.
The gown she had on had a slit that exposed her thighs, she had a tattoo, I couldn't tell what it was but I didn't care, it was perfect.
Her arms were bare and her shoulders, down to her cleavage, if perfection was a person, she was sitting right opposite me.
She noticed me as soon as I noticed her.
I smiled and she returned it.
So much for enjoying my company, I stood up, picked my plate and bottle of wine then walked, no, I almost ran towards her.
Maybe this was the missing rib I've been unconsciously searching for.
"Hello, I couldn't help but notice from across the table that we're both eating alone, so, I was thinking maybe we should keep each other company, heard the food tastes better when shared."
She laughed a very angelic sound and immediately, I sat down before she changed her mind.
"That's a very good pickup line but I'm afraid it's not gonna work, firstly, I'm not alone and secondly, my boyfriend is behind you, you're in his seat."
"Whaa what," I stammered and was about to turn when I felt a hand on my shoulders.
"Not so fast son, a word of advice for you before you go, and, believe me, it's from a place of love."
I turned and found an older, short, pot bellied and very large looking rich zaddy in his 60's on native, holding a bottle of expensive wine. He laughed and continued.
"To land such a beautiful girl, you must be willing to be focused and ambitious, meaning you don't just walk up to a lady and sit without being invited but most importantly, work very very hard, and maybe, by the time you are my age, you must have saved enough to afford someone like her.
As he said it, he turned to her and she smiled, then he smiled back and faced me, continuing his advice.
"If you want company, look outside by the road side, see those girls standing and waving at guys driving at the junction, your class is there, you can pay for those ones. This one here is based on premium order. Now, son, take your cheap wine and plate and leave."
As I stood in shame and embarrassment, I prayed the ground will open and swallow me whole but then something happened.
An older lady rushed in with so much speed and energy, she almost ran into me.
"So chief, it's true, the rumours are true eh, you are sleeping with girls young enough to be your daughter and bringing them here, eh, useless dog, look at the asewo you are carrying, aseeewoooo, I have caught you today!!!"
The woman was screaming at the top of her lungs and people were already shifting and bringing out their phones to record the live show.
The smug and proud look had left the man's face, suddenly, he didn't look like he was in control again.
The rich, godlike zaddy look had disappeared and he looked like one poor uncle in the village.
How are the mighty fallen indeed, I almost laughed. Slowly, I dipped my hands in my pocket, gunning for my phone to record the whole show when suddenly the unexpected happened.
"Honey, what on earth are you talking about and what are you doing here?" The man asked his wife.
Baba still get mouth to talk, I smiled in my mind.
"I have caught you and your slut, yes, my friend, Ngozi called me, she saw you and this thing, I have been hearing it but I refused to believe." The wife turned to the girl who had turned white from shock and fear, husband snatcher, asewo!!!
"Stop this madness now, she's not my girlfriend, are you blind, can't you see this fine young man beside me, she's his girlfriend and you're embarrassing yourself in front of these kids."
"Say what?" I asked in shock.
"What!!!" The wife asked.
"I am what?" The girl asked.
"Yesss, remember my godson, Emeka Ogbebunu, this is his first son, young man, introduce yourself to your godmother, my beautiful wife."
The man winked and blinked multiple times in desperation so fast at me, I almost missed it.
Suddenly, I was in a position of power. I could pretend and play along and save this bast.ard, or I could come clean and show the woman the womanizer she was married to.
So, I did the gentlemanly thing.
I opted to save the lady in distress.
"Hello ma, I'm Kingdavid and this is my baby, Francisca, we're just meeting daddy here for lunch before heading back home. I'm sorry for the confusion, ma."
The wife was too shocked and confused to reply, she just stared open mouthed.
"Honey, won't you say something?" the man nudged his wife.
"Oh God, my son, my daughter, I'm so sorry. I, I don't know what to say, my children."
The girl was too stunned to reply.
So, I continued.
"It's okay mama, my baby is the forgiving type, right honey?" I looked at her and smiled.
She smiled back then I moved closer and planted a soft, deep and very long french kiss on her lips.
I pushed my tongue deeper inside her mouth and rolled my tongue inside.
"Ah!" the man groaned in pain.
I'm sorry Chief, I, I, thought... I'm sorry." The wife pleaded.
I chuckled.
Then I hugged my new babe very tight and pressed my chest against her breasts, gosh, they were as firm and soft as her lips.
"Ahh ahhh, come on young man, behave yourself, you're in public naw." The man said.
"Mind your business daddy, but you know what, you're right. "My love," I turned to the girl, come on let's go home and leave mummy and daddy to talk. Daddy, pay my bills okay?" I smiled, packed my plates, the cheap bottle of wine I bought, and the expensive wine he was holding too, and with my other hand, I rubbed the girls soft buttocks and then I pressed it. Gosh, it was so soft and sweet.
"Ye!" The man screamed, and started crying.
"My husband please forgive me, I know I have wronged you, please, it's Ngozi, my useless friend, she started this gossip."
I heard the wife begging as I kept my hands firm on my new girlfriends ass and walked away with her.
I knew it wasn't embarrassment or Shame that was making chief cry out in pain, it was pain from the way I was handling his merchandise, the one he said I cannot have till I was as old as he is.
God surely works in mysterious ways.
The End
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