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11/03/2025

Uganda deploys special forces to secure Juba as tensions between President Kiir and his First VP Machar stoke fears of S. Sudan return to civil war: Military Chief Muhoozi Kainerugaba.

02/09/2024

She said
School is her husband,
Now she's pregnant, which subject is
Responsible 🧐🧐😼🧐🧐

23/08/2024

Nowadays 😎
Mi get afraid 😨 😱 😞
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22/08/2024

Rat in full
🗣 Raandit Akhon Town

19/08/2024

15/08/2024

Things that define Africans*😂😂😂
1. Urinating behind the latrine🚽💦
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall🛌😴
3. Keeping brooms behind the door😂
4. When you get rich, people say you have a 🐍😁
5. When you get old, you're a witch😒💔
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.🤨
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.😏🤔
8. Counting pieces of meat.🍖🍛
9. No natural d£ath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.🥺😭
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.😅😜
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.😟🥵
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)🥶🤬
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.🤥😇
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.🤧🥳
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)🥱🎤
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.😂
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.😁
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.🤥
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband 😒💔
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.🤓😍
*I am a proud African*
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07/08/2024

10 REASONS NOT TO DATE AN OLDER WOMAN.

1. SHE IS DISRESPECTFUL

An older woman won't respect you because she sees you as her junior or a boy not mature enough to guide her. She is probably funding your lifestyle and this makes her disrespect you even more.

2. SHE IS ANGRY

Since she is older, she will not plug into your masculine energy. This leaves her empty, deprived and frustrated. What follows is a series of drama and chaos including alcoholism. She hates her life, she is angry at herself and therefore she will project this anger towards you.

3. SHE IS REBELLIOUS

An older woman believes she is more mature and experienced than you in the marriage. She will openly refuse your instructions and order. She will ridicule your actions and defy you both in public and private.

4. SHE IS MANIPULATIVE

An older woman will manipulate you for her own egocentric needs. She will trick you to make wrong decisions that fulfil her temporary desires then when things backfire she will blame you and call you out this will again make you make further wrong decisions to appease her.

5. SHE SUFFERS SEXUAL NUMBNESS

An older woman has seen more ceiling boards than a painter. Her sensory areas that excite her s*x experience are numb. She will therefore resort to ma********on or using di**os to jump-start her dead erotic zones.- When having s*x with her, she will be rubbing her cl****al end or use a d***o to excite her.

6. SHE IS INFERTILE.

An older woman is probably a retired war veteran. She has a history of abortions or prolonged use of hormonal contraceptives and other clandestine gynaecological procedures or hormonal therapies. Her chances of conception are very narrow or even zero.

7. SHE WILL CHEAT.

An older woman will openly cheat on you and there is nothing you will do. She is deprived of solid masculine power and therefore she will be looking for a man older than her to fulfil the deprivation.

02/08/2024

In 1999, when Luol Deng [the current president of South Sudan Basketball Federation] joined Blair Academy, he had no shoes to play basketball, Royal Ivey [the current South Sudan Basketball Coach] offered him basketball sneakers and they both start training together. When Luol holiday comes and Luol couldn’t afford to fly back home, Royal Ivey would let Luol stay with him. Both became successful in Basketball with great fortunes and they both retires.

In 2019, Luol was appointed the SSBF president. When a call of duty knocked at Luol’s door. He remembered Royal Ivey not only as a friend but someone who he trust could walk the challenging step with him. They both brought in their High school Coach who mentored them to assist them in the work they were doing.

Being people with common goal and interest, they helped build south Sudan basketball team from the scratch. Through their teamwork, they helped the team catapult to world arena in Afrobasketball, FIBA World Cup and now going for Sunmer Olympic Games in Paris next year. This couldn’t have been achievable without the trios.

Takeaway from Luol & Royal story….

How many people have helped their friends without expecting anything from them?

Nowadays friends see opportunities and because of their selfishness and seeing their friends as competitors, they refuse to call in friends to try their luck. Many people have connections but only wants to be the only terminal connected to that power source.
This world is full of uncertainties, tables may turn and a friend you look down today might definitely be the trailblazer tomorrow. Do not try to disconnect yourself when the ball is on your pitch today because it won’t stay their forever. A friend you helps build today can rekindle your candle when the wind blows it off. Learn to give back and it will come back to you unexpected in different form.

There is nothing as more special than friends winning together...
CC

31/07/2024

Hard work pay. 💪
Majok Deng

31/07/2024

Naath Peace Tournament final postponed after three teams showed up for the game

The final of the Naath Peace Tournament was today postponed after three teams unexpectedly showed up for the match at Buluk Playground.

Nasir was scheduled to compete against Payinjiar in the final, but the presence of the Uror team led to confusion and the eventual postponement. Police officers were called to calm the rowdy players and fans, ensuring the situation did not escalate.

The tournament organizers have yet to announce a new date for the final.
~HIJ

30/07/2024

"Pregnancy Is A Proof That Women Are Not Good At Keeping Secrets." 😏