07/01/2026
Georgeo jokes 😊😊😁😂
1. Never shout “I’m tired of life” in an African home 😭😭 … your parents will just reply: "Pack your bags, we will send you to the village, let the farm refresh you." 🌽😂😂
2. My friend called me this afternoon and asked what I was going to cook🥘 for dinn£r. I told him whole chicken, he came and saw me b0il!ng one egg🥚 … now he is 🤣
3. When you dream of driving a Benz 🚘 but wake up and see yourself trekking to buy bread 🍞… my brother, that’s not a dream, that’s Netflix preview of your future 😂😂
4. "Anything for you baby" — That was how Samson d£strøy£d himself by telling Delílah the seçr£t of his strēngth. Be v!gil@nt my brother 🤣🤣😁😁😁
5. Do not trust a girl who doesn't use her father's name on social media 🧐😏🤣😌😉
6. Nowadays, it's very hã*d to see food in the dream. If you're lucky to see fufu, you won't see soup 🙄
7. There is this song🎶 that is so cønfusíng in church, after this line "YAYI YAYI YESU YAYI" boom, the whole church will start speaking in tongues 😂
8. Datīng a girl with a big head isn't a pr0bl£m. The prøblem is, when she wants to l!£ on your chest, you will feēl as if you are carrying the entire Arsenal prøbl£ms 😰😂😂
9. Teacher: "What’s the past tense of sleep?"
Me: "Dreamt."
Teacher: "Good, now what’s the past tense of dream?"
Me: "Broken heart 💔" 🤣🤣
10. She is always wearing the same clothes whenever we are going out and then she asked.. "How do I look?? 🥰"
Lol, come on bae, you look like last week 😂😂
11. The job of a h£rbal!st is a very d!ffiçūlt one.. U make others rich while u slē£p ins!de the Búsh.. D d£v!l is an idi0t 😁😁😁 Vin Diesel
12. Because they said 'SAY NO TO ALÇÔHØL 🍾, U now turn it in a glass and shøut 'NO' before dr!nking. Your ç@se will be tabled on Sunday at Kolomental £mp!re 🚶🏿
13. Nothing will ever make me go to China resturant again 🤦🏿♂️… Menu was showing: roasted sn@k£s liver, fried coçkr0@ch intestines, porrídge mosquito spínes 😭😭 I just told them "D
