07/08/2025
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The 18-year-old artist and groom-to-be, Cherry Long, has officially blown up the internet — and not in a good way. After tying the knot 🪢 with 15-year-old controversial sensation Lady Kola, Cherry dropped a bombshell that left fans, haters, and even nosy neighbors in total shock.
For nearly 5 years, Cherry Long has been the poster boy for “before and after” weight comparisons. Today, he finally snapped — and oh boy, he didn’t hold back:
“My life my rules but yeah finally
Someone has awoken the lion in me
To the people talking negative about me
Be informed that I will always gain weights and loose weights
anytime as well
If you are not ok with it, leave my life and my business alone You can also take Lady Kola with you Yours sincerely.”
— Cherry Long, fed up and fierce
Now, the real twist? Cherry’s weight loss has raised more questions than a math exam. But sources close to the drama say Lady Kola’s “between the legs” is equivalent to the war in Gaza — nonstop and undefeated.
Cherry is in a warzone. He’s trying to win a battle that even WJ De King ran away from in 2015 — and the man never came back to explain why. That says a lot.
Let’s be honest — Lady Kola is not human, not a toy, maybe a riddle wrapped in confusion. Fans who still love Cherry are begging him to drop her like a hot potato. They even said her street title “Queen Ta Shamashin” (aka The Street Queen) is not just a name — it’s her destiny.
Meanwhile, Team Kola is cheering her on like she’s in the final round of a boxing match. “Finish your mission!” they shout. What the mission is — no one really knows.
As for Cherry? His latest post says it all. He looks tired, defeated, and might be drafting a final goodbye.
Grab your popcorn, people.
This soap opera is far from over.
Stay tuned — we’re doing our best to bring you every messy detail.