23/04/2026
On my way to church two Sundays ago, I sat next to this pretty lady in a commercial bus 🚌. I didn’t have the courage to talk to her because my dressing was rough 😅. So last Sunday, I decided to dress well.
I went to my wardrobe and picked my old suit I had abandoned for years 👔, then went to my dad’s room and took his oversized shoes 👞. I got dressed very early and went to the park. Luckily for me, the same girl was in the first bus I stopped ✋, so I sat close to her 😊.
I did everything I could to get her attention, but all in vain 😩. Then an idea came to my mind 💡. I took my phone and faked a call 📱:
Me: Hello Mum, you see what I’m saying? I’m sick of British Airways! I told you this before—they’ve just cancelled my flight to the US ✈️.
This is why I prefer Royal Dutch Airlines. Above all, can you believe I’m in a public vehicle? 😒 On my way back from the airline office, my 2025 Leather Roofer Wrangler broke down 🚗💔.
Before I left home, Dad planned to use the Bentley Continental, and I guess you must have gone out with your 2024 Mercedes-Benz GLE 450 🚘.
Please ask the driver to come quickly with the 2025 Cabriolet Range Rover Evoque and pick me up 🚙.
Don’t worry, Mum… okay… I will… thank you, Mum. Love you too ❤️… bye!
All this while, the girl was staring at me 👀, and in my mind I was like, “She will definitely fall for me if I talk to her” 😏.
To my greatest surprise 😳, everyone in the bus was staring at me. Then the conductor said, “Young man, don’t try this nonsense next time! Why are you moving around with a rat 🐀?” (holding it in his hand). “It fell out of your pocket when you brought out your phone!”
I felt like the world should just end at that moment 😭💔. But I gathered courage and said, “Young man, what kind of insult is this? Do you know who I am?” 😤
As I tried to put my phone back into my pocket while arguing with him 🥹, something suddenly bit my hand 🤚😱. I screamed loudly and pulled my hand out—and to my greatest shock, Three more rats 🐀 came out from the same pocket 😳
