21/10/2025
BREAKING NEWS FROM JUBA 🚨‼️
JUBA is on emotional fire tonight as a 15-year-old NYAYUIT JOHN has officially cried out to all men, saying she’s “tired of being WFP or DONOR In JUBA” 😭💍
“Marry Us Before Our Ovaries Finish” NYAYUIT Posted.
They’re reportedly giving “emotional loans Sx” before their ovaries finish working. 💅💊
Reports reaching our newsroom say that girls have finally realized that Juba’s Big Boys are not playing soft anymore — they’re mercilessly hitting deep like they’re drilling for oil under J1! 😭💥
Sources from J1 confirmed that one lady, Nyayuit, checked into a nearby clinic after a few days of mysterious “internal earthquakes.” 🌋😂
Doctors were reportedly confused at first until she whispered, “It’s not food poisoning, it’s Big Boy activity.” 💀💀
Medical experts have since come out with a serious warning, saying:
“Ladies, if you must do it, please do it respectfully… with mercy! These Juba men are operating like bulldozers without brakes.” 😭💅
One doctor even added:
“If this continues, we’ll open a new ward called ‘Love Trauma Unit’ just for heartbreak and body pain from Juba’s Big Boys.” 💀🏥
Meanwhile, girls in JUBA are now shouting,
“Forget love, we want marriage — at least pain with commitment!” 💍🤣
The Ministry of Health is expected to release a new campaign soon titled:
“Operation Gentle Touch: Save Our Girls 2025.” 😂😂
