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29/11/2024

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20/08/2024

Time to laugh and smile 😁😂😆

1. I visited my aunty today and she gave me 2k for transport, Omo I looked my leg, my leg looked me and we both smiled 😁

2. I don buy sewing machine oo, na wife material come remain🙎😂😂

3. A good girlfriend will say to his boyfriend "baby, you have suffered so much in this life😔, kill me and use me for ritual". Guys should I increase the volume? 🤷😂😂😂

4. My brother better hustle oo, nothing go do people wey no help you. I just say make l update you😂😆

5. Some girls are very poor in romance.... you will hit her with a pillow then Boom!! She's chasing you with a knife 🔪😳😂😂😆

6. Me: it's over
Cynthia: I thought you said I was the girl of your dream 😔

Me: yeah, but I woke up 🤭😂😂

7. Welcome to Nigeria where the truth will never set you free...
Mum: who ate the meat inside the pot of soup? If you confess, I will spare you.
Me: mummy I'm the one, please I'm so sorry 😭😭
Mum: Eh, favour get me that fresh pepper and belt there, lemme correct this boy before he starts rubbing banks😂😂😂

8. Bros if you like, skip my post. It is written "many are called, but few are chosen", many will read, but few will react 🤷😆

9. That moment when your dad called you "OLODO" and you whispered "YOU NKO🙄" and your younger sibling heard it 🙆.... My brother, Jesus said it's finished 😂😂😂

10. I thought I have known everything in biology, not until one girl told me that aquatic animals are those animals from Akwa-ibom state 🙆

I just locked my door and cried for 2 hours 😭😂😂😂

20/08/2024

😌 LAUGH WITH n😹

I was eating white rice🍚 with stew and enjoying my drink around 4pm. A man entered the restaurant with a brief case💼. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it.🤔

He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him👀. Suddenly a woman came to him and started cryïng 😢. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and herself want to dié of hungër since her husband diéd. This man opened the💼and gave her #500,000. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness😊.

I was still watching when another man entered😢😭and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that, he needed💵💰to establish his business.

To my surprise... This man brought out #10,000,000 (Ten Milliøn Naira cheque) and he gave the man.🙄
This time, I started murmüring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake.🤗
I started cryïng seriously,😭and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard “Cut! Cut!! Cut!!!.😳
I turned and saw the director of the movie. He was just laughing at me seriously.🤣and said, “Chai Oga, nah movie we dey shoot here oo”.😳😳🙅🙆‍♀️
Shäme wan k!ll me. Chai!!! 😩😩
Economy recession no go k!ll person for Naija.🥹🥲😩🤭😂😂😂😂😂

TBC.....🥹
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Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add😥🙏
☞ NBA FAME..NBA FAMENBA FAME

20/08/2024

Things that define Africans*😂😂😂
1. Urinating behind the latrine🚽💦
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall🛌😴
3. Keeping brooms behind the door😂
4. When you get rich, people say you have a 🐍😁
5. When you get old, you're a witch😒💔
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.🤨
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.😏🤔
8. Counting pieces of meat.🍖🍛
9. No natural d£ath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.🥺😭
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.😅😜
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.😟🥵
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)🥶🤬
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.🤥😇
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.🤧🥳
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)🥱🎤
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.😂
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.😁
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.🤥
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband 😒💔
20: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.🤓😍
21: Having only female children means end of linage
22: Eating rice every Sunday😋😋
23: Giving birth to plenty children hoping for their uncle to train them
24: Meat/fish should be the last thing to eat after a meal
25: Every illness must be malaria
*I am a proud African*
😄😄
NBA FAME..NBA FAMENBA FAME

20/08/2024

📯 LAUGH With Me🤭

1. Why I’m single?😒
Because Love is “Art” and I’m a science student
😂😂😂

2. Favour please stop posting old pictures..😒
If you’re no longer hôt rest na...😶
Every day you'll be posting “TB, TB...” You be tuberculösis?! 🙄🤭😂😂😂

3. Since when I come this life, I never hear say August 1st girlfriēnd day 😏
Una go just sit down find billíng method 🙄😂😂😂

4. E Reach My Turn To Be Your Boyfriēnd, You Dey Tell Me “I Have Seen Hëll with Other Boys”
Favour, Shey Na Me Show You Hëll? 🙄😂😂😂

5. I’m already deciding my Future...😇
None of my kids will call me daddy 😒
It’s “mommy’s boo” 😋🤭😂😂😂

6. “A humble prøstitúte is better than an arrôgânt vírgīn” 😇
Ashawó don drop quote🤭😂😂😂

7. “When they wan give us drūgs”🙄
American mum: “Open your mouth”
Nigerian mum: “Do Aaaah” 😲
Abi I līe ?? 🤭😂😂😂

8. If you know it’s big don’t førce it in 😒
Put it small small before you têâr nylon while putting the bread 😇😂😂😂..It’s not what you are thinking, I’m hôly 😌

9. I saw this hashtag last night... 🤭☟
“Arinola Weds Dino Melaye”
2024 😳😂😂😂

10. Favour, Continue doing “Fat is Bae”
Continue oo; Don’t go and lōse weight 😒
Until they use bangles to propose to you.🏃🤭😂😂

11. ME: “Dad, I’m tirëd of this Grandpa’s sïçknëss oo😩 it’s better he dïes...
DAD: It’s your Father that will dïe not mine 😒 😳🤭😂😂😂

12. “Mummy, they said we should päy #2,OOO for our secúrity levy”, Mum replies, “go and tell your school you are covered with the Blöod of Jesus”😒😶
Wømen self ehh...🙄😂😂😂

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌❤️
13. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by likíng His Post🙏 and folløwing me , Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Følløw from you, please I’m beggíng, just a Følløw 🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open this pagee and følløw 😥🙏
☞ NBA FAME..NBA FAMENBA FAME

20/08/2024

YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 14 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.
NBA FANBA FAMENBA FAME

20/08/2024

😁 Jokes jokes jokes 😁

1. If they forget about you😒, Forget about them too🙄
*
You didn't come to this life to be anyone's memory card 😒🧘🏽‍♂️

2. can we talk on WhatsApp?"
What are we doing on Facebook?
Singing?🤔

3. In America... GUY: I love you GIRL: I love you too
In Nigeria... GUY: I love you. GIRL: Hmmm... Dhril, are you sure it's me you love or my yansh? 🤣🙆

4. A man was sitting next to his landlord in church and he hasn't pay his rent, the pastor said turn around nd tell your neighbor Jesus has paid my debt
He confidently turned to his landlord nd said Jesus has paid my debts
The landlord wit frozen face full of surprised replied I never see the alert oo. 😂😩

5. Blind man carrying a crippled man on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area ooo?"
Cripple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur prick just dey chuck
me since we enter this area

6. Tunde spits saliva in his palms and starts rubbing it all over his head while in class.*
*Teacher: Tunde!!!!!… What stupid thing are you doing???…what is the essence of smearing your head with saliva ??*
*Tunde: because what you are teaching is not entering.*
*Teacher: and so what has that got to do with saliva?*
*Tunde: I overheard my mum last night telling dad in their bedroom that if it is difficult for it to enter, apply some saliva on the head * 😳😳😂

7. i Believe my Neighbour has opened a church in his house with his girlfriend... Since 1:00 till now .... all i have been hearing is Oh God! Oh God!! Oh God!! Oh God!!!

8. I wanted to suggest that when one of us in this group is sick,we can Go and visit the person with :1 Bag of rice,5 cartons of malt,12 tins of peak milk,10 litre of cooking oil,15 cartons of Spaghetti, 3 crates of Egg,N200,000 top up card and 1,00000 cash*
* if we all agree to my suggestion,we can start tomorrow. I don't even understand the way my body is doing me..; I think I have Malaria

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20/08/2024

Back in secondary school , I was very p00r in maths.
During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8% . The results used to
be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest
marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out
and flogged.
One day, the maths results were announced and my name
wasn’t among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper
had not been called out.
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking,
“FAO what’s up? How did you pass this exam?”
i smile and said ... "Well, na God o"
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in
excitement.
When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then
asked myself , could I have scored 90% in maths ? I was feeling
very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers have been answered.
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said ,....
one id!ot did not write his name on his paper and he scored 0%.
I just fa!nted.............
Nobody should wake me ooooo
😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
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20/08/2024

I use to be afraid of losing people until i realized most of them were never really down for me anyways. Even though my loyalty and love for them ran deep, they could care less.
So instead of being afraid of losing them, I fell back and watched them loose me.

Remember: Losing them might hurt. But losing yourself will hurt more. Let them go. Because you deserve better, and you can't lose who you are for someore who isn't meant for you.

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