07/07/2025
How to avoid jail in South Sudan
1. Avoid online dramas
2. Avoid people of Amarat at all cost
3. Avoid loans with abnormal interests
4. Don’t visit those who stay in apartments (those are dens of trouble, a lot happens there)
5. Drive carefully
6. If you’re on the phone with someone and they ask you to repeat what you said, end the call. They want to record your voice
7. If traffic police get annoyed, get annoyed also, but not too long. Purchase your freedom if necessary.
8. If you’re dating someone’s partner, buy yourself a small phone and switch it off immediately after the mission
9. Don’t forget to drink at least 3 bottles of water per day and mind your business
10. Your party is SPLM
11. Don’t argue with short people. They’ll do anything to prove that they’re not small.
tips for living in Juba.