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Kutsi angikhale even thinking about MMM. What’s your MMM story? Let’s talk, we don’t judge.I will start.  Mine I investe...
06/06/2026

Kutsi angikhale even thinking about MMM. What’s your MMM story? Let’s talk, we don’t judge.

I will start. Mine I invested my University tuition fees to MMM hoping for a miracle. I was doing year two at UJ and had failed and my father gave me tuition and accommodation money ngayifaka yonkhe. Long story short: they did me doggy style.

To this day I still say Msunu wa MMM 😭😭😭😭

“Konkhe lokulaveni kwe Nkhosi,” King Mswati III 2021.
06/06/2026

“Konkhe lokulaveni kwe Nkhosi,” King Mswati III 2021.

06/06/2026

When you pray today pray that;

1. Your girl child never does this in the name of “kudla busha bakhe”. Because truth is as parents we never find out our children are baddies and are stoko to rich men.

2. Your son never find such girls in their “Jesus found me” era and come introduce her as a wife.

Pray hard for your children parents. Kubi langephandle.

If you are not sexually disciplined here is a tip. Each time you are caught in a compromising situation with someone els...
05/06/2026

If you are not sexually disciplined here is a tip. Each time you are caught in a compromising situation with someone else’s partner, or you about to spend a lot of money on some woman you lust at a club, or you tempted by a girl that is clearly age inappropriate for you or if you the boss at a workshop with a female colleague you been eyeing or you are a married man who is suddenly accosted by women, just go to the toilet for a brief moment when that intense feeling of lust hits you.

At the toilet pull down your pants. Hold that thing that will dangle down once half naked. Move your hands up and down quickly for a few minutes until something whitish comes out. Now go back to that situation that had your blood running insanely and tell me if those same intense feelings will still be there. This method is known to save you money, reputation, diseases, firing from work, gossip, unplanned children, divorce, humiliation, and even theft.

In this economy the best thing you can do for yourself is being sexually disciplined. If you can’t, use this method.

Nayi i uniform of the black boers from KZN
05/06/2026

Nayi i uniform of the black boers from KZN

“I prefer not to speak, if I speak I am in trouble,” Jose Mourinho.
05/06/2026

“I prefer not to speak, if I speak I am in trouble,” Jose Mourinho.

If I send you this picture it means:1. You have a comb2. You press3. You beat up…translated in Siswati.
05/06/2026

If I send you this picture it means:

1. You have a comb
2. You press
3. You beat up

…translated in Siswati.

04/06/2026

CONVICTED SWAZI ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT PROVES ON MACG’S PODCAST WHY FOOLS MUST NEVER BE GIVEN A PLATFORM

There is something truly remarkable about watching a man spend years explaining why he was not really an illegal immigrant, only to emerge from court with a conviction for being in South Africa illegally and public violence, then suddenly appoint himself South Africa’s chief immigration philosopher.

Mcebo Dlamini’s life story reads like a Home Affairs file that was left in the rain. For years there were questions about his identity, citizenship and immigration status. When the dust settled, he pleaded guilty to public violence and contravening immigration laws. The court handed him a suspended sentence and the matter was closed.

Yet today, he appears determined to lecture South Africans about foreigners as if he is not Exhibit A in the debate.

Imagine arriving at a podcast to denounce foreigners when your own legal troubles included being in the country illegally. Imagine attacking migrants when your biography contains more immigration plot twists than a Netflix series. Imagine warning society about the dangers of foreigners when your own court record is what anti immigrant activists spend all day talking about.

This is like a convicted pickpocket launching a campaign against theft. Like a serial liar becoming president of the Truth Commission. Like a fish opening a swimming school.

The saddest part is not that Mcebo has opinions. Everyone is entitled to opinions. The saddest part is that instead of explaining what he could not explain in court, he now seems to be hopping from podcast to podcast explaining what is wrong with everyone else.

South Africa has many genuine conversations to have about immigration. But surely the country can find a spokesperson whose own immigration story did not end in a guilty plea.

Some people leave court humbled. Others leave court and start a podcast tour.

My goat Savannah has mastered the art of “strategic ambiguity” and Public Relations confusion. She sets the tone, makes ...
04/06/2026

My goat Savannah has mastered the art of “strategic ambiguity” and Public Relations confusion. She sets the tone, makes the promises, gets the headlines and excite the nation. We praise her as “hard working” only for people to go home and only then does it dawn to everyone that “yati kudlalwa ngatsi lana”. At least that was my experience attending the content creators workshop itolo.

Admittedly, the woman has aura and when you around her you fall in love with her English, her accent and her demure. Only once I was home did it come back to me kutsi yati Savannah usiphetse uyasifacata. I had to laugh myself to sleep realising kutsi I too fell for it.

I swear to God if you asked anyone who was following the workshop itolo and even those who attended you would swear content creators are about to be paid on Tik tok. Even the headlines say so. But Savannah creates enough deniability that “she didn’t say that’ were she be put on the spotlight on this issue but she never bothers to correct the false media headlines because they make her look as hard working.

I repeat bayoze bathi “Sisi” kuwe Mcanco. Sifacatane Maziya sibakho. Angini vele silahlile.

Let’s not pretend like we don’t know why God decided to divide the nose when he could have easily allowed us to breath i...
03/06/2026

Let’s not pretend like we don’t know why God decided to divide the nose when he could have easily allowed us to breath in one big hole.

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