30/03/2026
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1. At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation; โIs there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or forever remain silent.โ๐ค John quickly stood up from the back and started walking towards the altar. The Bride faรฏnted, the Groom ran out of the church๐ณ. The Pastor gave the man the microphone to say what he wanted to say. He said โPastor, please show me the way to the toilet, I want to poo.โ ๐๐๐๐
2. John went to rรถb a city bank. โEverybody down!โ John shรถuted ๐ฃ๏ธ. Everyone laid flat on the ground. โWhere is the bank manager?โ He asked. A young feรคrful man stood up and said, โHere I am.โ
John: Open the safe and bring out all the mรถney ๐ฅด.
MANAGER: (stammering) No,I canโt sir.
John: What?! Are you รงrazy?! You are lucky Iโm with a toy gรผn, I would have blown your braรฏns off!...๐๐
John is currently receiving treatment at the prisรธn hospital. ๐ฅฒ๐๐๐
3. A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts, โDegree! Put the toy back!โ๐ A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, โIs that his name?โ The grandma replied, โYes, I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back.โ ๐คญ๐๐๐
4. During a lesson, John yawns extremely wide. The teacher tries to make a joke, โJohn, donโt swallow me.โ๐ John replies, โDonโt worry ma, I donโt eat goat meat.โ ๐ณ๐๐๐
5. Ugandan boys trying to be Romantรฏc be like:
โYou are my egg in my egg roll,โบ
Baby, without you๐...Iโm bunsโ ๐
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