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20/04/2025

08/04/2025

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06/04/2025

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Two teachers were arguing in the class before the students. Other teachers came to the class one after the other.
ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious fight, teachers maneuvering themselves in the presence of their students.
CHEMISTRY TEACHER: stop this fight now or I will balance your equation with acid and base.
MATHEMATICS TEACHER: please, please, stop before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers list.
HISTORY TEACHER: Oh God of 21st century, I will compare this fight with that of Iraq and iran.
CRS TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them for they don't know what they are doing.
BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame the knot of your medulla oblongata is losing and I must get a spanner to stop this osmosis.
___________________ : I must calculate the weight, velocity and momentum of each blow.
Which Teacher makes this statement🤣🤣🤣

06/04/2025

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28/03/2025

Who's ready

03/01/2025

A woman👩‍🦱 prepared some vegetable soup🥗 for herself and her husband🧔. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.

HUSBAND🧔: Where did you get the vegetables from🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍?
WIFE👩‍🦱: I got it from Mr. Sand's garden.
HUSBAND🧔: What?! From that wizard?! How am I to know that the wizard didn't poison the vegetables🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️?
WIFE👩‍🦱: I have an idea🤔🤔🤔

She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.😄😄😄😄

WIFE👩‍🦱: See? The food isn't poisoned😲.
HUSBAND🧔: OK. Let's eat then.

After eating, their maid came crying😭😭

WIFE👩‍🦱: What happened?
MAID: Bingo is dead🙅🙅🙅🙅
HUSBAND🧔: What? The food is poisoned😉!
HUSBAND🧔: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realising he's going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WIFE👩‍🦱: What?
HUSBAND🧔: When you aren't at home, I and your maid use to have s*x in my room👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼
WIFE👩‍🦱: (Feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you😨😨😨
WIFE👩‍🦱: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have🙅🙅🙅🙅
HUSBAND🧔: OK
WIFE👩‍🦱: The children aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

Immediately after, the Gateman came in😂.

GATEMAN🧔🏿: Oga. The man who hit the dog with his car🚗 is outside. He says he wants to apologize for killing the dog😂😂😂😂😂.

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21/12/2024

David : Hi dear.
Dora :- 👋🏽
David : How are you .??
Dora :- 😊👍🏽
David : Missing me..?
Dora :- 😜😉
David : I'm not feeling well...
Dora :- 😱
David : How was your day..?
Dora :- 👌🏽
David : Are you busy.??
Dora :- ✔
David : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora:- 💄💅🏽
David : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora :- 🙅🏽‍♀️
David : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
David : I heard you failed in English?
Dora:- Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
David : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u.

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14/12/2024

Woman vs Man 🤷🤷
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02/12/2024

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01/12/2024

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