Master-Kats

27/08/2017

FACTS

When you see a man selling handkerchiefs and still sweating profusely in traffic, it tells you that possession is not the same as ownership! Your life belongs to God; you are only having it but you don't own it. So, be careful what you do with your life before the owner asks for it.
The last wishes of Alexander the Great.........
On his death bed, Alexander summoned his army generals and told them his three ultimate wishes:
1. The best doctors should carry his coffin ...
2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery ...
3. His hands should be let loose, so they hang outside the coffin for all to see !!
One of his generals who was surprised by these unusual requests asked Alexander to explain .
Here is what Alexander the Great had to say :
1. "I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that in the face of death , even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal .."
2. "I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth , will stay on earth.."
3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is : TIME.
We do not take to our grave any material wealth. TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time.
When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life that we will never take back . Our time is our life !.
The best present that you can give to your family is your time and to God is your life..
May God grant YOU plenty of TIME, to share this important message with all your contacts.
We all forward jokes and other messages...pls forward this message to all your friends and request them to forward it to their friends too.
Pls every living person should read this.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL 😍😍😍

15/05/2017

gud mrng guyz

27/02/2017

(feat. Lil Wayne)
[Lil Wayne:]
3 chainz, owww
Caught up in my bu****it,
put your head on
backwards
And skate off after,
engage in laughter ‘bout
what just happened
Fingers and napkins get
sent to mammies; is
that too graphic?
Catch you in traffic, you
sitting daffy like
stealing candy
My ceiling’s absent, my
wheels are massive,
my friends assassins
All of us bastards, our
mothers queens and
our women dancers
My rivers rapid, my fins
are splashin’, my gills
are flappin’
I bend some matches,
then sip some gas and
went kissed a dragon
[2 Chainz:]
I’m really rappin’, I’m
finger snappin’, I’m
pistol packin’
Y’all ni**as slippin’, my
swag is drippin’, so
here’s a napkin
What’s really happnin’
bro?
Verbal attackin’, I’m
showing passion
Know what I mean, see
I’m the king like I’m
from Akron
I’m going overboard,
somebody call the
captain
And when it come to
getting checks, I
always want the fat
ones
I’m so high I can sing to
a chandelier
My flow a glass of Ace
of Spade and yours a
can of beer
[Lil Wayne:]
Too many bi***es, too
many blunts, too many
buttons
Not enough bullets,
them ni**as buggin’,
the squad is comin’
AK on shoulder, no
shoulder shruggin’, aim
at ya nugget
My w**d sticky like
acupuncture and
magnus honey
Knock on the side door
three times and have
your money
Or get to steppin’ like
Kappas stompin’, I’ll
slap a ju**ie
I’m having lunch with
Italian Sonny, don’t ask
the subject
Lord why you took
Rabbit from me, he say
don’t ask me nothing
Too many bodies, too
many bangers, too
many bundles
Not enough bullets,
these ni**as buggin’, I
heard they stung you
It’s gon’ be trouble, we
come through and catch
you while you cuddle
Them shotgun barrels
like tunnels n***a, don’t
even mumble
[2 Chainz:]
I’m back to ballin’, I’m in
the back full of
magnums only
Pull on the scene and I
f**k your queen playing
Pastor Troy
Our w**d ready, turkey
spaghetti and Castrol oil
That’s codeine turn
your guillotine to a
fashion show
In 4 minutes I’ll turn
this into forensics in a
foreign car with a
foreign broad
That’s long winded,
paper long, and you
taking long, you just
don’t get it
Hung the phone up and
Satan want a song with
me
Hotter than Mississippi
in summer of 1950s
In a van full of some
ni**as and white
bi***es
Get pulled over for
swervin’ like “Hi,
officer,”
When he ask me why I
was swerving, “I’m
high, officer.”
[Hook - 2 Chainz:]
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
[Lil Wayne:]
Got a mansion, a condo,
a cabin, I sleep in my
Phantom
So high dancing with the
stars to the Star
Spangled Banner
I change your channel, I
change your pattern, I
ring your Saturn
I bang your madam, she
get on top and I shake
the ladder
I make her straddle
then gather and
calculate the data
I listen up for the
snakes or the baby
rattle
I play the shadows,
don’t play no games, I
straight get at ‘em
I’m on the chronic all
day like it’s my favorite
album
[2 Chainz:]
A plate of salmon, the
Cayman Islands, a
stripper dancer
If I don’t get the car
first, I’ll have a temper
tantrum
I’m innovative, I
demonstrated, this
n***a played it
I don’t care if you owe
me a nick, n***a you
need to pay me
I kiss ya lady, eat her
p***y, then kiss the
baby
Get situated, get keys
off table, then leave her
80
I really made it, get it
maid, Schwarzenegger
Won’t wrestle ni**as, I
spatula all you action
figures
[Lil Wayne:]
I’m so high the blunt
feel like a dumbbell
These ni**as tiny like a
spider on a Spud Webb
I got some upscale
co***ne on my
thumbnail
I feed it to my fun girls,
they say f**k yeah
[2 Chainz:]
I’m doing this s**t like
whatever
When I go I’mma leave
for the better
I told her you dig like a
shovel
I want a Ferrari in
yellow
Just so I can match all
my yellow bi***es
I been a playa since
elementary
I got more bars than a
penitentiary
I got a clip that hang
several inches
[Hook - 2 Chainz:]
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself
I can make it bounce by
myself

26/02/2017

Maama nsonyiwa
Silina binjji byakuwa
Byonna obigwanira era
ndyeno nkola
Nsabila esaala sente
bwenafuna
Nziijje nkukyalire
Ndyeno omutiima
gunuma
Kuba nkiimanyi olumu
enjala ossula
Nsabila maama
njakusenvula mpola
Ey’embera njikyuse
CHORUS
Maama ooh maama
Webale maama byonna
Maama
Gwe maama ooh
maama
Webaale maama
byonna maama
VERSE 1
Maama gwe mukwano
gwange
Katonda gweyampa
asinga
Gwe buli lwosabba
onsabila
Enzijji nga mungu
anzigulila
Engato empya
Engoye ebyamasanyu
n’obyeressa
Ng’olaba nange
nkwetagga
Maama ndikusasula
ntya
Oli malayiika omukazzi
asinga obulungi
Maama oli ambasadda
wa Katonda
Ensulo y’ebilungi
Era nabino byendi
byonna
Gwe wassima omusinji
Mumusana n’enkuba
Gwe tewapowa
Omukadde anzala kano
akayimba kako
CHORUS
Maama ooh Maama
Webaale Maama byonna
Maama
Gwe Maama ooh Maama
webaale Maama byonna
Maama
VERSE 2
Webaale kutukuzza
Ffena nga tuli kimu
Mubyonna by’ewakola
selabiila n’ekimu
Nga even in the
darkness sitya mbera
Muggumu
Because i know you are
stronger than bulikimu
Watwambazza
Watwagala
N’enyimba za Elly
Wamala wazinjagazza
Nga buli ky’enkola
onzikililizzamu
Nebbizibu ng’obiffula
byangu
Telli Mukazzi akusinga
Telli nayenna alimusinga
gw’enyimba
Maama you the best
even okufumba
Ndidde everything naye
eyiiyo yesinga
Oli malayiika omukazzi
asinga obulunji
Maama oli ambasadda
wa Katonda
Ensulo y’ebilunji
Era nabino byendi
byonna
Gwe wassima omusinji
Mumusana n’enkuba
Gwe tewapowa
Omukadde anzala kano
akayiimba kako
CHORUS
Maama ooh Maama
Webaale Maama byonna
Maama
Gwe Maama ooh Maama
webaale Maama byonna
Maama
Maama nsonyiwa
Silina binjji byakuwa
Byonna obigwanila era
ndyeno nkola
Nsabila esaala sente
bwenafuna
Nziijje nkukyalire
Ndyeno omutiima
gunuma
Kuba nkiimanyi olumu
enjala ossula
Nsabila maama
njakusenvula mpola
Ey’embera njikyuse
Maama don’t cry no
more
I’m not a child no more
Maama don’t cry no
more
You ain’t gotta worry
no more
Maama don’t cry no
more
Think about me and
smile on
Maama don’t cry no
more
You ain’t gotta worry
no more.
CHORUS
Maama ooh Maama
Webaale Maama byonna
Maama
Gwe Maama ooh Maama
webaale Maama byonna
Maama
See you got learn to
love your mother
because you’ll never get
another
See me I believe in love
at first sight
because I fell in love
with my mother
The moment I opened
my eyes and i saw her
Maama Pallaso Maama
sucker free boss
Maama King of the east
Maama Herbet Skills
Maama Musumba
Maama Chameleon
Maama HotBoy
Maama Radio and
Weasle
Maama Dinari
Maama Akay47
Maama everybody we
love you.

26/02/2017

"Different Colours /
One People"
Breaking those barriers
All over the world
Was not an easy thing
Yesterday your mouth
was shut yeah
Couldn't make a sound
eh boy
But it's such a good
feeling today
When I can hear them
from
Across the ocean
singing this song
That the whole world
should be singing
All the time
[Chorus: x3]
We're...
Different colours {one
people}
Different colours {one
people}
Hey you government
Never try to seperate
the people
Hey you politician
Never try to seperate
the people
They were created in
the image of God
And who are you to
seperate them
Bible says, he made
man in his image
But it didn't say black or
white
Look at me you see
BLACK
I look at you I see
WHITE
Now is the time to kick
that away
And join me in my song
[Chorus: x3]
Hey you politician
Never seperate the
people here
Hey you man hey you
man
Never try to seperate
the people
Some were from
America
We were from South
Africa
Some were from Japan
We were from China
Some were from
Australia
We were from the U.K.
Some were from
Zimbabwe
We were from Ghana
Some were from
Jamaica
We were from Russia
Some were from Aha-
ha-ha
We were from Uhu-hu-
hu
[Chorus: till fade]

26/02/2017

"Children In The
Streets"
Sitting by the door
One morning,
Looking at the children
going to school man,
then I thought about
the ones in the street;
Moving up and down
No where to go,
No education,
No future.
Then I thought about
their parents man, why
do they suffer so much.
If they have parents
why.
(if you really don't want
no children why do you
have them, why) [x2]
[Chorus]
We can fight and no
one's hurt
We can stop children
from the street. [x3]
It's a cold winter man,
moving back cooler
down khilo street man
His father is relaxing in
the best bar in town
asking them to fill his
glass man.
His mother is kissing on
another man.
If you really don't want
no children, why do you
have them.
If you can't care for
them why...
[Chorus till fade

20/02/2017

Amen

30/12/2016

Are the Illuminati
taking over the
world
?
Author: Svali
Please note: this article
mentions Christianity and
prayer in detail.
What I will be writing on is
a controversial topic, one
that cannot be answered
easily. If a person states
that the Illuminati are
planning to rule the world,
many in the media
immediately label the
person as a "conspiracy
theorist" with the wild-
eyed look of Mel Gibson in
the movie of that name. Or
accuse them of "fanatical
fundamentalist Christianity"
as if that were an epithet
(oh, that we lived in a
world where that was
considered highest praise
instead of a term of
shame).
On the other hand, to
ignore the evidence that
appears to be accumulating
worldwide would take
either a large dose of
denial (which is apparently
available in maximum
dosages in many media
quarters) or a desire to
ignore the obvious.
Other factors also
complicate answering this
question readily.
1. Members who are
survivors of this
group, and who
leave, are reporting
what they were taught
within the text of cult
programming. It can
be difficult at times to
separate cult rhetoric
from the actualities
that are occurring, or
events may be
interpreted with a
bias due to the
programming.
2. People will also be
influenced by other
factors, including :
their core beliefs
about humanity,
religious faith, the
nature of good and
evil, and the
possibility of
organized abuse on a
global level.
I readily admit to all of the
biases above, and ask
that the reader be aware
of this. I am still trying to
undo the influence of a
lifetime of being taught
lies, lies which I once
believed whole heartedly.
Lies which make it difficult
even now to sort truth
from fiction, teaching from
fact.
But I also believe it is
important to share what I
know about the agenda of
what I believe is one of
the most destructive
organizations operating
today.
Until the age of 38, I was a
programmer with this
group, and as such I was
aware of much of the
underlying agenda behind
the programming. I had to
be. I was teaching other
trainers to do their jobs
better, more efficiently,
and as a former member of
the group, totally "sold
out" on the ideology that
motivated me

27/12/2016

Michael Pursley >
The SDA
Adventist
Sabbath Truth!!
Ellen White!!!!
Then, calling the
crowd to join his
disciples, he said,
“If any of you
wants to be my
follower, you must
give up your own
way, take up your
cross, and follow...
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