Boon & Poon

06/29/2025

🛍️ TWO-DAY SALE ALERT 🛍️
🚨 40% OFF everything in the shop — but only for 48 hours! 🚨

You love sarcasm. You live for sass. You appreciate shirts that actually say what you're thinking.

👉 Head to boonandpoon.etsy.com
⚡ Sale ends in 2 days. No code needed.

🎯 Be bold. Be loud. Be fast. These won’t last.

Shop Crafted With Care, Designed To Dare by BoonAndP**n located in Alexander, Arkansas.

05/31/2025

🧼✨This just in: Pride now removes stubborn orange stains!
(And no, we’re not talking about laundry...😉)

💅 Rock this rainbow-powered tee that scrubs away hate, one fabulous swirl at a time.
Perfect for Pride Month, parades, protests, or just petty struts through Target.

💖 Features: 🌈 Bold rainbow blast
🟣 “Pride” in extra-strength fabulous font
🧡 A not-so-subtle jab at those who need a little cleaning up

🛒 Grab yours and cleanse the streets—fashionably.

Because love is love, and stains are for cowards.
🧼🌈🧽

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/4312945527

04/13/2025

🐶🐾Is your dog the ultimate judge of character? Ours too.
Say it loud, say it proud—your dog’s throwing shade, and this hat is the perfect mic drop. Featuring the bold phrase "My Dog Thinks You’re A Ho" in retro-styled lettering, this high-quality Yupoong snapback is equal parts sassy and stylish.

This black and white trucker cap comes in two vibrant color styles—because throwing shade should still be fashion-forward.

Details:

Adjustable Snapback – One size fits most

High-profile, structured cap

Mesh back for breathable comfort

Yupoong brand – trusted quality since 1974

Printed with vibrant DTF

Handmade with attitude in the USA

Perfect for:

🐾Dog moms with attitude

🐕Passive-aggressive gift-giving

🐩Making your dog proud

Heads will turn. Dogs will approve.
Get yours now and let the leash do talking.

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1888483222

03/23/2025

Still looking… and still not impressed.
When someone’s opinion flies in uninvited like a pigeon at a picnic, this shirt says exactly what you wish you could.
"Looking for who the f**k asked you" –** now in wearable form.
Featuring a cute kid with binoculars and zero chill.
Warning: May cause side-eyes, snorts, and people crossing the street to avoid your vibe.

Perfect for:

Professional over-it folks
Certified eye rollers
Introverts with main character energy

Funny Bold Graphic T-Shirt – “Looking for Who the F*ck Asked You” – Sarcastic Humor Tee – Sassy Gift for Women, Men, and Anyone Over It

Sick of unsolicited advice, nosey coworkers, or that one friend who always has to say something? Slip into this hilarious and bold graphic tee that speaks your mood loud and clear. Featuring a vintage-style kid peering through binoculars and the perfectly sarcastic quote:
"Looking for who the f**k asked you."

This shirt is soft, comfy, and impossible to ignore. Whether you're out running errands, at a party, or dodging drama like it's cardio, this tee has your back (and your front).

Perfect for:

Funny birthday gifts
Introvert and anti-social vibes
Sarcastic best friend gifts
Wearing to Thanksgiving (if you're brave)
Daily “please don’t talk to me” energy

Details:

Unisex fit
Professionally printed graphic
Available in multiple colors and sizes
Machine washable sass

Own your silence. Defend your peace. Roast without speaking.
This is your uniform for minding your business in style.

Let 'em know without saying a word.
🧐🔭🖕

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1878400846

03/23/2025

🌶Vroom Vroom? Nah… More like NOM NOM.🍅🥑
If you're pulling up to impress me, your ride better be serving tacos, not just turning heads.

If you want to impress me with your car… it better be a taco truck!
Because horsepower is cool, but queso-power is elite.

This shirt is for:

🌮 Taco addicts

🍅Salsa snobs

🌯People who'd marry a burrito if it had a good personality

Warning: May cause spontaneous cravings and random strangers yelling “WHERE’D YOU GET THAT?!”

If your dream car doesn’t come with tacos… keep it moving.
This tee’s got more flavor than your ex’s playlist.
🌮 + 🚚 = True love
Tag someone who needs to pull up in a taco truck ASAP.


Why settle for chrome rims when you can have fresh guac and sizzling carne asada? This bold graphic tee is for the real ones—the taco lovers, the food truck chasers, the folks who know that the real dream ride comes with hot sauce and a side of limes.

Soft, comfy, and bursting with flavor—just like your favorite taco.
Drive bold. Eat bold. Wear bold.
Grab yours now — before someone else guacs away with it.
🌮🚚🔥

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1878390884

03/21/2025

🚨 NEW SHIRTS DROPPED – AND THEY COULDN’T CARE LESS! 🚨

🔥 Fueled by sarcasm. Powered by IDGAF energy. Designed for people who have truly had enough. 🔥

😤 Tired of fake smiles?
🙄 Over unsolicited opinions?
💀 Done with people testing your patience?

Our latest designs say what you’re really thinking—so you don’t have to! Whether you need a shirt that warns people to back off, embraces your zero-filter attitude, or just lets the world know you’re on your last nerve, we’ve got you covered.

💣 Bold. Blunt. Unapologetic. Just like your vibe.
🎯 Snag one before they sell out (or before you lose all patience).

👉 SHOP NOW & WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE PROUDLY!



https://boonandpoon.etsy.com

03/21/2025

🚨 WARNING: HIGH LEVELS OF SARCASM DETECTED! 🚨

If you’re one minor inconvenience away from making headlines, this shirt is for you! 😤☠️
Perfect for:
✔️ Mondays that feel illegal
✔️ Coworkers who “just have a quick question”
✔️ People who stand too close in the checkout line

🔥 Soft, comfortable, and just intimidating enough to get some peace and quiet.
✔ Multiple colors & sizes – Find your perfect fit!
💀 Get yours now before someone really tests your patience!



https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1877604324/back-off-shirt-funny-sarcasm-t-shirt

03/21/2025

🔥🚀 BLOW THEM AWAY! 🚀🔥

Need a shirt that says exactly what you're thinking without saying a word? 😉 Our "Blow Me" tee gets the message across—subtle enough for Grandma, bold enough for your sense of humor!

🌱 Soft. Breathable. Cheeky. Just like a dandelion in the wind.
🎯 Guaranteed to get double-takes, laughs, and maybe a few raised eyebrows!

👉 Snag yours now before they’re gone with the wind! 🌬️💨

03/15/2025

🔥 Warning: This Shirt May Cause Offended Looks! 🔥

If sarcasm is your love language and you enjoy watching people slowly realize they’ve been called out… THIS is your new favorite tee! 😈

👕 Bold, witty, and dangerously honest
🤣 Perfect for those who speak fluent sarcasm
💡 Bonus: Instant detector for people who can’t take a joke!

Get yours before someone gets offended first! 🛒👇

03/12/2025

☘️ St. Paddy’s Day Tees That’ll Make ‘Em Green with Envy! ☘️

Get lucky 🍀, get tipsy 🍻, or just get festive in these bold St. Patrick’s Day shirts! Whether you’re celebrating with a pint or just dodging pinches, we’ve got the perfect tee to keep you in the spirit.

🔥 Limited Stock – Grab Yours Before They Vanish Like a Leprechaun! 🔥

🛒 Shop Now & Shamrock Your Look!

https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1854691715

03/09/2025

🔥 YOLO… JK, BRB – Jesus 🔥

🙌 Rock divine fashion with this heavenly hilarious tee! Whether you're walking on water (or just the sidewalk), this shirt is resurrecting your wardrobe in style.

✨ Bold colors? Check.
✨ Epic vibes? Check.
✨ Jesus with shades? Oh, you KNOW it.

Get yours before He comes back! ⏳👀

🙏 Bless your closet today! 👉
https://boonandpoon.etsy.com/listing/1886027295

03/02/2025

🚨 Guess who got a new toy?! 🚨

That’s right—ME! And I’m way too excited about it. This bad boy is about to take my T-shirt game to a whole new level 🎨🔥

But let’s be real… new toys aren’t cheap 💸😅. So let’s collab—you get an awesome new tee, and I get to justify this purchase to my bank account.

👕 Shop now & help me make this expensive decision worth it!
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