03/27/2026
UMass Amherst got $173,404 to stop birds from flying into windows. The internet had thoughts.
Marty Goulet suggested they buy the birds little helmets. Shane Frenier offered to dress as a cat and scare them away from the buildings for the same price.
We read every comment so you don't have to. The funny, the angry, the ridiculous, and the one comment that made the strongest case for the grant that nobody else managed. Link in comments.
https://www.amherstnow.com/blog/posts/umass-bird-grant-comments/