10/30/2025
🚨 Local News: My 3 Way Grocery Takes Crime Prevention to New Heights — Literally 🚀
By Eye on Cherokee Staff Writer Salvatore Insinga.
CHEROKEE COUNTY, GA — The beloved roadside stop known as My 3 Way Grocery located on Bells Ferry rd in Woodstock has long been a community favorite, not just for its world class soda selection (locals swear it’s “better than a convenience store should legally allow”) and in-store pizzeria that could rival downtown eateries — but now, it’s gaining fame for a much more elevated reason.
This week, the owners of My 3 Way Grocery unveiled what they’re calling “the most advanced anti-theft system in the Southeast” — a massive hot air balloon tethered to the roof of the gas station.
According to the store manager, the idea came after a string of petty thefts and gas drive-offs have befouled the greater Atlanta area. “We were tired of chasing folks down Highway 92,” Dobbins said. “So we figured, if we can’t stop crime on the ground… we’ll just leave the ground.”
Here’s how it allegedly works:
In the event of a robbery, a silent alarm automatically ignites the helium boosters (the store insists it’s “FAA-compliant-ish”), lifting the entire building, pumps, pizza oven, and all rises up to 15,000 feet in the air.
The thief, trapped mid-crime, is left hovering in the clouds until authorities arrive. “It’s hard to make a getaway when you’re looking down at Canton from the stratosphere”.
Residents have mixed feelings about the innovation. Local teacher Linda Pearman called it “the dumbest and most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen”. Still, the public response has been overwhelmingly positive not just for the spectacle, but for the snacks. “You can’t beat a cold Mountain Dew, a slice of pepperoni, and a view from 15,000 feet,” said customer Tucker Bell, munching happily at the checkout counter.
For now, the My 3 Way Grocery balloon can be seen from miles away, a bright orange and yellow bobbing reminder that in Cherokee County, crime doesn’t pay — it ascends.
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