SōMoss SeaMoss

08/24/2026

🌿✨ NOW YOU KNOW WHAT “APPOINTMENT ONLY” MEANS! ✨🌿
When we say SōMoss SeaMoss is OPEN Monday–Friday from 12PM–3PM by APPOINTMENT ONLY, that means our SōMossy customers don’t have to wait until the weekend to get their wellness favorites! 💚
🛒 ORDER AHEAD at Somoss-seamoss.square.site
💰 Or place & pay for your order Sunday
🌿 We get to work making it FRESH
⏰ Your order can be ready for pickup by NOON Tuesday!
Freshly made means we’re not just sitting around with your SeaMoss waiting on you… we’re making YOUR SeaMoss for YOU! 👑
So the real question is…
🔥 NOW HOW YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOUR SEAMOSS??? 🔥
Original? Strawberry? Mango? Pineapple? Elderberry? Berry Mix? Piña Colada? 👀 And don’t forget those wellness add-ons!
📍 SōMoss SeaMoss Store
Barnyard Flea Market Augusta • I-10
1625 Doug Barnard Pkwy
Augusta, GA 30906
💻 Somoss-seamoss.square.site
ORDER AHEAD • PICK UP FRESH • STAY SŌMOSSY! 🌿👑

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08/24/2026

🚂🌿 ALL ABOARD THE SŌMOSS WELLNESS TRAIN! 🌿🚂
Come on and ride this Wellness Train with us! 👑💚 Because when it comes to your wellness journey, we want you stocked, ready, and SŌMOSSY!
📲 ORDER BEFORE YOU COME!
Why take the chance of hearing, “We just sold the last one!” 😩 when you can PRE-ORDER your favorites?
✨ Pre-Orders = PRIORITY
⏰ Weekly Pre-Orders Close Wednesdays at 4PM
🛍️ Weekday Pick-Up: 12PM–3PM | Appointment Only
💚 Freshly blended with LOVE
🔥 Don't forget your wellness Add-Ons!
Your favorite flavor + your favorite add-ons + your order waiting on YOU = Wellness Made Easy! 🙌🏾
👑 Don't chase the SeaMoss… secure the SeaMoss!
🌿 SōMoss SeaMoss
💛 Your Wellness Is Our Business
🚂 Next stop: STAYING SŌMOSSY!
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08/24/2026

✨ WEEK 33 — HEAL FROM THE INSIDE OUT ✨
Healing isn’t always something the world can see. Sometimes it looks like choosing better, nourishing your body, protecting your peace, and giving yourself what you need to THRIVE. 🌿👑
“Healing begins from within.”
Feed your body wellness.
Feed your mind positivity.
Feed your spirit peace.
Then watch how differently you GLOW! ✨
👑 Your Wellness Is Our Business
🌿 Stay SŌMOSSY

08/24/2026

😂😂 IT BE THE CUSTOMERS FOR ME!!!
Today, two of our returning gentlemen stopped by the SōMoss SeaMoss Store to refill their orders. Nowwww… they didn’t come back looking exactly like they did last month. 👀😂
One of them walked in ON CRUTCHES! 🩼
Before I could even catch myself, I yelled:
“WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?!” 😳😂
His buddy quickly replied:
“SōMoss SeaMoss got him feeling TOO GOOD and he got off the porch!” 🤣🤣🤣
BABYYYYY, we all fell out laughing! 😂
The gentleman said, “I knew better than to be up there…” BUT THEN he hit me with the part that made my day:
🙌🏾 “Precious, my blood pressure has gotten low… and I mean LOW LOW! My blood pressure hasn’t been this low in YEARS!”
Now THAT is the kind of customer update I love hearing! 💚👑
I told him to keep his doctor updated, keep monitoring those numbers, and let his healthcare provider decide whether any medication changes are appropriate.
And in the meantime…
😂 STAY OFF THEM PORCHES YOU AIN’T GOT NO BUSINESS ON!
Now come on, gentlemen… let’s refill these orders and STAY SŌMOSSY! 🌿💚😂
We love the laughs, but we REALLY love hearing our returning customers share their wellness journeys with us.
SōMoss SeaMoss — Your Wellness Is Our Business.

08/23/2026

08/23/2026

🤠🐎 CSRA, WE’RE HEADED TO THE LOW COUNTRY RODEO! 🐎🤠
SōMoss SeaMoss is stepping into Denmark, SC for the Low Country Rodeo — Saturday, August 29, 2026! 🌿💚
🚨 PRE-ORDER TODAY! 🚨
Want your SōMoss favorites before rodeo day? Pre-orders will be ready for pickup Thursday by 3PM, and DELIVERY is also available! 🚗💨
🎟️ ATTENDING THE RODEO? GET YOUR SŌMOSS TICKET!
If you plan to attend the Low Country Rodeo on 8/29/26 and want to secure your order until the END OF THE EVENT — WORRY FREE, we’ve got you covered!
Your SŌMOSS TICKET means your prepaid order will be packed and kept in a separate cooler until the end of the event, so you can enjoy the rodeo without worrying about carrying your SeaMoss around! 🧊🌿🐎
📝 IMPORTANT: When ordering online, leave “Rodeo26” in the Note Section at checkout so we know your order is for the Low Country Rodeo.
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🏪 Or come into the SōMoss SeaMoss Store to place your order.
⚠️ REMINDER: THE SŌMOSS SEAMOSS STORE WILL BE CLOSED SATURDAY, 8/29/26.
Come enjoy the rodeo, enjoy the vibes, and STAY SŌMOSSY! 🤠🌿💚

08/22/2026

🥄✨ NEW AT SŌMOSS SEAMOSS! ✨🥄
Taking your daily SeaMoss just got a little more ELITE! 👑🌿
The SōMoss SeaMoss Elite Spoons are NOW AVAILABLE for purchase in-store AND online! 🙌🏾
Perfect for getting your daily spoonfuls of SōMoss goodness while adding a little style to your wellness routine. 💪🏾💚
🛍️ Shop In-Store:
SōMoss SeaMoss Store
Barnyard Flea Market Augusta • I-10
1625 Doug Barnard Pkwy
Augusta, GA 30906
💻 Shop Online:
Somoss-seamoss.square.site
🥄 Grab your favorite color while supplies last!
STAY SŌMOSSY. STAY CONSISTENT. STAY WELL. 🌿👑

08/22/2026

🚨🌿 “I CAN’T STAY AWAY FOR TOO LONG!” 😂💚
SURPRISE, CSRA!!! 👀🙌🏾
SōMoss SeaMoss Store will be OPEN TODAY! 🎉
⏰ 11AM – 4PM
Come see your SeaMoss Lady and get SŌMOSSY! 🌿🥤 Stock up on your favorites and get your wellness right before the weekend is over!
📍 Barnyard Flea Market Augusta – I-10
1625 Doug Barnard Pkwy
Augusta, GA 30906
💚 DON’T WAIT — PULL UP & STOCK UP!
🌿 Your Wellness Is Our Business!
✨ STAY SŌMOSSY!