Jake’s Market Place

02/02/2026

01/27/2026

Excuse me Athena but I’m trying to read the items descriptions now sit down, you ain’t the only god of wisdom silly Greek.

01/27/2026

I’m that type of player to read the items in game 😂☠️💯 I don’t know what it does just gimmie a minute. Athena didn’t respect that boundary so you see , my god is old and he takes his time reading 📖 so Athena you get it ex*****on style, 🤣

Smite

01/27/2026

😱🎓🎮😀 This item is frightening. Is it supposed to give me another Relic afterwards? Because that’s absurd. Smite Jacob Culbertson

01/27/2026

Not today Athena, and you can’t stop it 😂 I push the boundaries of what they do to this game because Combat Blink will forever rest in peace, but I can still use it like this.

01/27/2026

Blink is still an escape option regardless! I was a fan of the combat Blink, but it being used to escape was always a thing. Right at the end of the clip Athena could’ve landed her taunt but nooo, because this never stopped being a thing. Now I have an upgrade for it that lets me get a second Relic. Blink is arguably one of the best items in the game still. Dash for consistency? But nothing beats a teleport, not even the pig thingy. Smite Jacob Culbertson

01/26/2026

Smite Just a nod to the Original game on my Facebook profile. I don’t really want to post content involving the original game, as before too long it will shut down. Honestly, probably won’t happen anytime soon, still the moments I’ve had in the original I don’t want to forget. Check out my pinned highlight/story on my Facebook Profile. That’s my actual main character but I have a few others that carry weight but none of them are quite like The Great Dreamer. Jacob Culbertson

01/15/2026

and btw I’m rock and tree I mean Rick and Morty f**k 😂 Cmere and let me grab you Smite Also read the lore, my boys spexual 🤣🎮💯🔥

01/14/2026

Geb, the Egyptian god of Earth. In this game you have a lot of different characters to choose from. Some people just play one and they call that a “main” I have multiple mains but one stands above them all.

01/13/2026

This never gets old, and for context if an enemy player steps inside the other teams base or “fountain” they take damage so significant that it’s almost always certain death. Sylvanus can grab other players and pull them into this zone, and the result is 99.9% player kill. Seriously one of the funniest things to pull off in this game, but it isn’t the easiest trick to pull off.