Poke Funk Records

Poke Funk Records DIY lablel. Anti major distro and major streaming platforms. Pro hard copys and stolen software

11/12/2025

Shiiit could be the last Smenis show for a long time... Or even ever!!.. you never know... Come on out and have yourself a good ol fashioned cry with us. And don't worry if you don't have a reason to cry... I'll give you something to cry about... Stole that last line from me ma.

I try not to be too publicly political but I'm so disgusted, heartbroken, outraged and quite frankly ashamed to be an Am...
08/27/2025

I try not to be too publicly political but I'm so disgusted, heartbroken, outraged and quite frankly ashamed to be an American. Our "president" is a CHILD RAP1ST. There's no need for euphemisms. He's not just a p3d0file or a m0l3ester. He's not a kid toucher. He didn't just touch kids. He violently violated little girls in the worst possible way. He took something they can never get back. He's ruined lives. And not only did he get away with it because he's a rich and powerful white man. You elected him to run our country. TWICE! WHY? Because he's such a "good business man"??? The f**k? Is he "better than the alternative"? That's a horse s**t cop out and you know it. If you can't see what's happening here it's because you don't want to. Your choosing to look the other way. And it's gross. And no I'm not a f**kin Democrat or some sissy libtard. That's just what you've been brainwashed to think. Like theres only two colors in the world and we don't have a choice. Red or Blue. If you don't like your options tough luck? Are WE THE PEOPLE really that HELPLESS? It's embarrassing. Our owners have us so brainwashed against each other most of you can't even see them behind you unzipping their pants. Some of you are even spreading your cheeks. Where were headed is not a place I want to be. Our freedom is gone. So you can sit there and blame the Mexicans or blame the racists or the g**s or the guns or the homeless or Hollywood or the left or the right but our owners are making moves and they're getting bold. So if you don't stand up and fight, when our sons and our daughters (especially daughters) don't have any human rights. You won't have anyone to blame but yourself. Today They're coming for me. I fit the description. But tomorrow they're coming for you. If you voted for him I forgive you. But if you still stand by him and defend him. That breaks my heart. F**k Adolf Trump.

I love my job
08/18/2025

I love my job

I love my job

07/11/2025

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We out here. In the dang ol streets man. And were f**kin hungry.  $weref**kinhungry **kinhungry             .cletus
06/28/2025

We out here. In the dang ol streets man. And were f**kin hungry. $weref**kinhungry
**kinhungry .cletus

Currently stranded like 2 or 3 miles from home.  Dead battery in the van. What's weird is i just put a brand new alterna...
06/15/2025

Currently stranded like 2 or 3 miles from home. Dead battery in the van. What's weird is i just put a brand new alternator in the sumbitch. Van is also full of groceries. Ice cream has done been melted for awhile now. This is a pretty normal thing for me. I angered the car gods a long while back and can hold a f**kin grudge I tell you.
Anyway my next LP , Sick Duck (sorry I'm sad), is... we'll it's been started twice but I'm restarting again so I don't reallly know when it'd going to be released.
Most of you don't know but I was a bit possessed for most of 2024. I had a demon in me and he was a bit of a dick. f**ked like a pornstar though lol.
But while he was with me I recorded quite a few songs and put them on YouTube. Just demos of s**t to be redone later. But I decided to put them together into an album. Plus a couple other songs one of which predates even Scorpions which I wrote when I was 16. But Satan S***m I wrote at 14 and its never been recorded but I have to put it on this because it just fits. It will only ever be on this lol.
But I should have this out in July pop probably early in the month. I don't like deadlines so I'm not going to give an exact date.
Happy Fathers Day
F**k off
-Ri**ob
PS.. Hail Cletus

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05/20/2025

Cds got upgraded!

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Pokefunkrecords.bandcamp.com
05/20/2025

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05/20/2025

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