11/15/2025
🎄🌟 Ok friends, we are going to the Christmas Tree Farm 🌟🎄I was tagged by Tasia Timm Author so I wanna keep it going ♥️yall do the same thank you♥️
You know it’s not just about finding the perfect tree — it’s about making chaos and memories. Here’s what our crew is up to this year:
Inkcredible Pens : Insists on “talking” to each tree to see which one “feels right.” 🌲✨
Buttheads and Mothercluckers : Brings a tape measure to prove every tree is “too short.” 📏
The Aurora Brothel : Takes 47 selfies with trees before picking one. 📸
Northern Utah Paranormal : Pretends to be a lumberjack and yells “TIMBERRR!” every 5 minutes. 🪓
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South Of Spooky Paranormal : Sneaks candy canes onto random trees for strangers to find. 🍬
Stephanie Shady, Author : Starts a snowball fight the moment someone bends down to cut. ❄️
Author Patricia L. Miller : Asks the staff if they sell “pre-decorated” trees.
The Naked Ghost Hunter : Tries to fit the biggest tree in the smallest car. 🚗🌲
Wolf Royalty Paranormal : Wears an elf hat and offers “tree styling advice” to random families. 🧝♀️
Bell, Book and Bone : Brings a Bluetooth speaker and blasts “Jingle Bell Rock.” 🎶
John Thayer; writer of many words : Judges every tree like it’s a fashion show. “Too thin. Too bushy. Perfectly symmetrical.” 💅
Haunted Fairbanks House : Hides behind trees and whispers “Pick meee.” 🌲👻
The Peppercorn Bears : Tries to take a family photo with every tree they don’t buy. 📷
Michael David Gartner, Author : Debates fake vs. real trees like it was a TED Talk no one asked for. 🧠
Lost Souls P.I. : Loses their hat in the branches (again). 🎩
The Unheard League of Spooky Adventurers : Tests tree durability by shaking them all “for science.” 🧪
Keith J. Carlson, Author : Attempts to ride the tree cart like it’s a sled. 🛷
Author Michael B Schwartz : Meditates under a tree to “absorb its holiday energy.” We left them there for 10 minutes. 🧘♀️🌲
Pen Paranormal : Picked a 12-foot tree for a 6-foot ceiling. Math is hard.
Tennessee Shadow Chasers : Tries to hug every tree. Got sap in her hair. Still hugging. 🤗
M. C. Stokes Author : Smells every tree like a pine sommelier. “This one has notes of nostalgia.” 🍷
Beyond Logic with Tiffany: Tries to film a TikTok dance and falls into the tree netting machine. 💃💀
Haunted Pine Lawn Manor and Rehab Center : Hangs mistletoe over random people. HR would like a word. 😘
Benjamin Camden, Author : Attempts to smuggle a squirrel home as a “Christmas miracle.” 🐿️🎁
Dan's Paranormal Journeys : Demands a countdown before cutting the tree like it was a NASA launch. 🚀
Relevent Paranormal : Rides the tree cart down a hill yelling “FOR NARNIA!” 🛷
Fairfield County Infirmary : Forgets which tree we picked and made everyone start over. Again. 🤦♀️🎄
Spookie Dookie Paranormal : Screams 67, while running through the trees.
🎤 Moral of the story: We came for a tree, we left with trauma, sap, and at least three new inside jokes. It’s never just a tree trip with this crew. ❤️
P.S. now THAT was a wild ride lol!
Now copy and paste to see what your friends are up too at the tree farm this year (dont forget to tag the host). Use the @ with the first letter of the sentence.
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